Smutty Tingles

March 19, 2014 18:52:45 Posted at March 19, 2014 18:52:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t mind this dress on her. Do you? (Dlisted)

JLO and Slum Bear go out, eyes lowered (Just Jared)

Winnie Cooper is ageless (The Superficial)

You think she wants a Calvin Klein contract? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Reynolds visits his wife (Pop Sugar)

Hot Harry used to drunk-dial Chelsy Davy (Cele|bitchy)

Naomi Campbell looks great on the cover of shape and makes me miss Gianni Versace for some reason (Too Fab)

Pretty Little Liars and selfies (Hollywood PQ)

Fifty Shades of Grey parody (Romance Beat)

I don’t believe Johnny Depp is cheating on Amber Heard (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Dragons don’t walk red carpets

March 19, 2014 17:41:13 Posted at March 19, 2014 17:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Game Of Thrones Season 4 premiere happened last night. April 6. April 6 is almost here. You know, I heard from a producer the other day that she didn’t think Game Of Thrones was a big enough deal to cover? I was enraged. And also I wondered where she’s been because. Because Game Of Thrones is not only a big deal, it’s quite possibly the ONLY deal. Full Story

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The low-rent (and probably lying) Vickie Miner

March 19, 2014 16:26:08 Posted at March 19, 2014 16:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reality Bites came out 20 years ago. 20 years! God I LIVED that movie. My goal then is to throw in a Reality Bites reference any time I can. And especially when I have nothing to say about Lindsay Lohan other than she’s proven herself to be a chronic liar. Last week, INTOUCH Weekly uncovered a piece of paper that listed off everyone she claims to have slept with. Full Story

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Justified 5.10: “I’m a Crowe”

March 19, 2014 16:01:42 Posted at March 19, 2014 16:01:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 5, Episode 10 recap It’s another super-sized episode! We’re getting so spoiled. This season might not have a villainous mastermind to take down, like Mags Bennett, or a central mystery to be solved, like the Drew Thompson case, but finally getting into the morass dredged up by all the terrible life choices everyone has been making throughout Justified is, I think, making for a rich and delightful season. Full Story

Emma, Andrew, Spider-Man, and Australia

March 19, 2014 15:38:08 Posted at March 19, 2014 15:38:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The final Spider-Man 2 trailer has just been released and they saved the best preview for last. It’s GOOD. Dane DeHaan is SO good. Those eyes! His face! It’s gaunt, it’s troubled, he’s creepy, but also kinda… hot. Please James Franco, can you review this movie? In the Tobey Maguire version of Spider-Man, the second film was the best. Full Story

Chris Martin on The Voice

March 19, 2014 14:36:23 Posted at March 19, 2014 14:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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NBC announced yesterday that Chris Martin, Coldplay’s frontman and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow will be joining The Voice as an advisor to the competitors and the judges. I don’t watch The Voice, not even one episode. I’m told however that it’s the best of all the talent searches. Full Story

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George & Amal back after holiday

March 19, 2014 14:18:41 Posted at March 19, 2014 14:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about this yesterday – click here for a refresher. George Clooney and his girlfriend Amal Alamuddin were photographed on safari in Tanzania. PEOPLE has the exclusive photos and held them until the couple had left their destination. It turns out however that George and Amal were also in Seychelles. Full Story

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March 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 19, 2014 13:27:29 Posted at March 19, 2014 13:27:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Paola! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Maria. By request, here are Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears, and …Take That? Oh, well, you know my heart. And I know you love this video. And that you will love this song forever. It will never age for you. Right? Right? This is how I remember the 90s. Full Story

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I had a dream last night about the plane. The dream started as an episode of Lost. And ended in a scene from Argo starring Liam Neeson. Doesn’t it kinda feel like that? Maybe it’s because I spend so much time online studying pop culture. What if the internet and Hollywood end up cracking this mystery? The crazy thing is, you can’t even tell me that’s a stupid idea. Because at this point, anything is possible.

Shadow flying another aircraft is apparently possible. And cyber hijacking. Every day there’s a new theory. Everyone is suddenly an aviation expert, even Courtney Love.

Yours in gossip,


George Clooney goes on safari with his new girlfriend

March 18, 2014 20:31:49 Posted at March 18, 2014 20:31:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE has exclusive photos of George Clooney on safari in Tanzania with Amal Alamuddin, the English lawyer he’s dating now. Click here to see. They’re exclusive to the publication, with the online post promising more shots of the couple in the print edition on newsstands tomorrow. Full Story