The future who?

March 17, 2014 16:51:10 Posted at March 17, 2014 16:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen are totally girlfriend-boyfriend. They were in New York this weekend walking hand in hand. Cute, right? She’s 43, he’s 45. She’s funny and smart and crass and SEXY as f-ck (she’s on Jacek’s Five List), and he’s funny and smart and talented, and maybe there’s some crass there that he hides behind his English accent. Full Story

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How Is This Girl Unsigned?

March 17, 2014 15:56:36 Posted at March 17, 2014 15:56:36
Duana Posted by Duana
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Girls Season 3 Episode 11 recap I continue to feel like this is the first season that Girls wanted to have. The things they’re dealing with are quasi-standard fare for a show like this, it’s just that it took this long to do them well. I want to be mad at some of those floundering first efforts but how can I when we’ve arrived here? Girls has somehow managed to show the unending indignity of feeling like you’re a creative person while not actually being a creative person for a day job. Full Story

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Green hats everywhere

March 17, 2014 15:20:06 Posted at March 17, 2014 15:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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St Patrick’s Day. You’re probably drunk already, aren’t you? That’s not how the royals do it though. Check out Prince William and his Catherine at the parade of the Irish Guards today. She presented shamrock sprigs to the officers in a green coat and matching hat. You know how I feel about a green hat. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.14: “Just look at the flowers”

March 17, 2014 14:51:02 Posted at March 17, 2014 14:51:02
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 14 recap This was a Very Special Episode of The Walking Dead, in which we learned about strength and morals in a post-apocalyptic world. Also we learned about child murder. We’re approaching the end of the season, which means that sh*t is getting real. Full Story

Not pregnant but painkillers?

March 17, 2014 14:47:23 Posted at March 17, 2014 14:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He recently had to pause on work obligations citing health reasons. But this superstar didn’t seem all that sick. That’s because the health reasons were related to his wife. She’s been keeping a surprisingly low profile the last few months. Which is unusual because, well, the wife is rather pap-friendly. Full Story

Emma & Andrew happy and kissing

March 17, 2014 14:41:34 Posted at March 17, 2014 14:41:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Andrew Garfield didn’t show up at the Oscars, one of the theories was that something had happened between him and Emma Stone. Then he was accused of being a dick during Oscar rehearsals and bailing on Batkid. Then he was exonerated. So it’s fine. All fine. They’re fine. And we have photos as confirmation. Full Story

March 17, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 17, 2014 13:26:00 Posted at March 17, 2014 13:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Denise! Good luck today, the most important day of your life. As you requested, here are the soothing sounds of Benedict Cumberbatch to get you through. Let me know how it goes.  Full Story

Friday, March 14, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Duana and I were marshmallows last night. Translation for the uninitiated: We went to see Veronica Mars. Early. Like it’s been years since we showed up so early for a movie. And Duana wore the gear – a top secret, deep style cut, but the gear nonetheless.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

March 14, 2014 20:01:38 Posted at March 14, 2014 20:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do not keep this bitch waiting. God I love her already. (Dlisted)

So Lindsay Lohan was a f-cking mess at Two Broke Girls (The Superficial)

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen went to the hockey game (Just Jared)

What Posh has that I want (TooFab)

This outfit is good. But the bag is so try (Hollywood Tuna)

First licks > First kisses? (Popsugar)

I can’t picture Benedict Cumberbatch fighting, can you? (Cele|bitchy

Jordana Brewster should be in a J Crew ad (Popoholic)

Shaq talks dick size? (Towleroad)

Love Sienna Miller’s clutch (Go Fug Yourself)

Neptune: The Other Devil Town

March 14, 2014 19:04:35 Posted at March 14, 2014 19:04:35
Duana Posted by Duana
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I drank a coffee in the movie last night. Well, actually, before the movie, because we had to get there at 8pm to ensure good seats for the 9:30pm show.   I never drink coffee at night anymore, and I never go to a 9:30 show. Both of these are because I’m old. So going to see the Veronica Mars Movie made me worried that I was too old to be doing it. Full Story

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