May 30, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2014 14:12:50 Posted at May 30, 2014 14:12:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emilie! You’re joining the Peace Corps! You’re leaving for Africa this weekend! Jessica is going to miss you so much. But she is SO proud of you. To the end of this era and the beginning of a new one, here are Kristen Stewart, Tom Hardy, Chris Evans, and Godzilla! Happy Birthday Monica with love from Tessa! Hope you are having a wonderful time in Scotland. Full Story

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Yes Please.

That’s the title of Amy Poehler’s book to be released in October. And yesterday on The Today Show, they released the cover. You like it? It’s so…neon 80s. It’s a memoir with a tweak. It will be illustrated. It might be like a diary. It will address friendship, love, parenting, and more.

It WILL be funny.

There is no doubt.

And you’ll buy one for yourself and another for your best friend?

Message to all my friends: this is what I’m getting you for Halloween.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Hot Harry has a suit and play clothes

May 29, 2014 21:33:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 21:33:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Prince Harry was out today at the Inspire Suffolk event in Ipswich, England. He wore a suit to say a few words and then later changed into play clothes to kick around in. Very practical. Unlike the last time he was hanging out in a playground and couldn't get out of his suit and tie. Who looks after these matters? Is there someone who manages the schedule to determine what he'll need? And then what? Do they call him up and tell him -- remember Harry, tomorrow you're doing the thing at the thing so you'll need to pack a change of clothes. Full Story

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Brange family carpet (almost)

May 29, 2014 20:47:50 Posted at May 29, 2014 20:47:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Brange at the Maleficent premiere last night. Sorry it took me so long to write about this. I’ve been waiting all day to buy those family photos – Brange posing with Maddox, Pax, Miss Zahara, Shiloh the Chosen, and Knox. But the agency is taking forever to figure it out. So we’ll come back to that in a separate post when they do. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s juice

May 29, 2014 20:11:10 Posted at May 29, 2014 20:11:10
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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FameFlynet

Over the last few years—2012, most notably—Jeremy Renner has risen from a That Guy character actor to an almost-bankable movie star. After a string of high-profile blockbusters, he’s been lying low, returning to the character roles that made his name in the first place in movies like The Immigrant and American Hustle. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 29, 2014 19:07:57 Posted at May 29, 2014 19:07:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If she wants to show her breasts, I support that. What would make this argument even stronger is if someone 30 years her senior feels as liberated about showing hers (Dlisted)

Now why isn’t JLO dating this guy??? (Just Jared)

Tom Hiddleston to walk the runway (Cele|bitchy)

As IF LeAnn Rimes (The Superficial)

Did Slum Bear cheat on JLO? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Seth Cohen, take off your green hat! (Pop Sugar)

Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper are back together (Too Fab)

I don’t understand why all her hair can’t be pulled back (Hollywood Tuna)

Olivia Wilde pushing the stroller (Popoholic)

Great Chanel dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Not the most discerning door policy

May 29, 2014 17:41:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 17:41:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

Keira Knightley was at the Chiltern Firehouse last night in London. Like I’ve been saying, there are celebrities coming in and out of there every night the last few weeks. With paps stationed outside. This place must have hired a really great publicist to get so many famous people to come there. Full Story

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Uma Thurman: muse becomes lover

May 29, 2014 16:08:19 Posted at May 29, 2014 16:08:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Tim P. Whitby/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino are together now. Like lovers. Like they went to Cannes to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pulp Fiction and stayed in a villa together. She’s been his muse for a long time. Full Story

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This Is Where I Leave You

May 29, 2014 15:43:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 15:43:04
Duana Posted by Duana

Who is going to go see This Is Where I Leave You with me? It’s kind of hard to know who to take. I mean, this is not The Hunger Games where the companion had to be carefully thought through and it’s not Pitch Perfect where basically, seeing the movie with me became the prize because I was so delighted with the whole enterprise that I squealed and giggled and chortled and basically it was like those YouTube clips where laughing babies make you laugh. Full Story

Rihanna & Drake: pink and blue

May 29, 2014 15:28:34 Posted at May 29, 2014 15:28:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Incognito Media/Winston Burris, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Rihanna was photographed leaving an LA recording studio late last night/early this morning after a recording session. She’s still wearing that short hair f-ck you Charlie Sheen pink wig. Over in another part of town, Drake was having dinner in a super cheesy, shiny blue shirt. Coincidence or conspiracy? As much as I hope it’s a conspiracy, I’m sure it’s coincidence. Full Story

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Marvel’s divorce fall out

May 29, 2014 15:10:30 Posted at May 29, 2014 15:10:30
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Last Friday director Edgar Wright packed his bags and left Marvel, abandoning Ant-Man just weeks before production was set to begin in Atlanta. Ever since then, details have been leaking out steadily, including a new feature from The Hollywood Reporter that confirms that Wright departed over script changes he didn’t approve. Full Story