Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 18:55:13 September 30, 2014 18:55:13

Drama at The View already or is that what they want you to think? (Dlisted

Michael Phelps, a real winner (Just Jared

Fontrum from Jennifer Love Hewitt (The Superficial

The Jolie-Pitts seem to want to be in the news this week. Wonder why… (Cele|bitchy

If you want to stop the rumours, maybe don’t bring “pressures of marriage” into the public explanation? (Too Fab

Gwen Stefani is back to solo (Pink Is The New Blog

Matt Bomer is a great choice to play Montgomery Clift (Towleroad

Sofia Vergara and Joe Meatball hanging out with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (Pop Sugar

This is what Selena Gomez looks like when she thinks she looks good (Popoholic

YASSSS Cate. YASSSS. The colour of these shoes is the crowning moment of this outfit (Go Fug Yourself
 

Chanel’s protest

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 17:31:05 September 30, 2014 17:31:05
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Normally I’d post this in LifeStyle but Chanel’s always a spectacle and every other runway has been cockblocked by Amal Alamuddin so Karl had to do something extra, as he does. The clothes were secondary to the messages. A rally. A protest rally. And that becomes fashion. Full Story

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Get off Jeremy Renner’s lawn

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 30, 2014 17:08:45 September 30, 2014 17:08:45
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Splash

Jeremy Renner’s new movie, Kill The Messenger, opens on October 10 (against RDJ’s The Judge—do you think they’re giving each other a hard time about box office competition?), and as such Renner is giving us the hard shill. Kill The Messenger is opening in a crowded October dominated by a lot of flashy titles like Gone Girl and Fury, so he’s got to hustle to draw attention to his movie. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Blo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 15:42:09 September 30, 2014 15:42:09

It was announced earlier this year that Gwyneth Paltrow was collaborating with Blo. It’s a hair bar. The link for more information is below. Earlier this month, they revealed that they would be releasing a new lookbook of Blo signature styles. Stylist David Babali and Gwyneth created the vision together and they brought on an illustrator, Megan Hess, who’s had experience drawing for Chanel, Dior, etc. Full Story

Magic Mike’s new friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 15:24:56 September 30, 2014 15:24:56
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A quick programming note: there was a major delay on the subway this morning and I had that appointment at the eye clinic (I’m a good candidate for laser eye surgery) and so I’m just trying to catch up between preparing for The Social which goes live in a couple of hours.  Going to hit you up with a few quick posts and photos and then focus on heavier analysis – including George Clooney’s wedding details – later on this afternoon. Full Story

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Amal Alamuddin's wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 14:42:54 September 30, 2014 14:42:54

As I reported yesterday (click here for a refresher), Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney's wedding photos were sold to PEOPLE and HELLO! and not VOGUE as initially reported. VOGUE doesn't have that kind of money. What, really, was there left to see though? Well, obviously, the dress. Full Story

Her nickname for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 14:24:44 September 30, 2014 14:24:44

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Full Story

September 30, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 13:45:03 September 30, 2014 13:45:03

“To our feisty, funny, and flawless Denise on her birthday. Whether you are raising the next generation of comedians, wrangling donation baskets (and donors) for your kids' school, battling the flood, being a foster mom to guide puppies, or dealing with last-minute family descending upon your house, you handle life's crises with humour and a ruthless efficiency. Full Story

Monday, September 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

George Clooney’s wedding ended up being more of a spectacle than Beyonce’s and Beyonce is the queen of spectacle. Things you thought you’d never say… Things that happened in 2014: George Clooney got married.  Read Full Intro

Adam Levine’s gross video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 20:13:43 September 29, 2014 20:13:43

We are nearing the end of Adam Levine’s reign as Sexiest Man Alive. Thanks God. I don’t get it. I have never gotten it. Not the music, not him. The video for Maroon 5’s Animals was just released today featuring Adam’s real-life wife, Behati Prinsloo. Full Story

Tom Cruise: single man standing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 19:58:11 September 29, 2014 19:58:11
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WENN

Tom Cruise is working Mission: Impossible 5 in London. No breaks on the weekends, I guess, as he was seen on set yesterday double-fisting a Blackberry and an iPhone/Pod. Me too! So here’s what I was thinking today. List the top movies – universally considered to be Top Movie Stars, male: Denzel Washington, married Will Smith, married Robert Downey Jr, married Brad Pitt, married George Clooney, married – GEORGE CLOONEY IS MARRIED Johnny Depp, engaged Tom Cruise… Tom Cruise…? Single man standing. Full Story

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