This is a BAD IDEA

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 15, 2017 15:36:52 March 15, 2017 15:36:52

Today in This Is A Terrible F*cking Idea, Seriously, Whose Idea Was This news, Warner Brothers is exploring the possibility of rebooting The Matrix. Everything is sequels and reboots these days, so it’s not outside the realm of expectation that someone would have this idea—apparently producer Joel Silver had previously approached the studio about doing a new/another Matrix movie—it’s just that it’s so obviously a bad idea I can’t believe it’s survived long enough to make into a trade. Full Story

Oscar winner Mahershala Ali

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2017 15:11:02 March 15, 2017 15:11:02
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That’s one of the privileges of winning an Oscar. That’s how you are introduced – as an Oscar winner. It becomes associated with your name. Speaking of names, and because I can hold a grudge forever, because I am a bitter c-nt, I’m still mad at Jimmy Kimmel for his name foolery Full Story

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JT without Jessica at the Power Stylists dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2017 14:23:52 March 15, 2017 14:23:52
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30 seconds to answer, Oscars a few weeks ago, which looks were the most memorable? A few come to mind, right? Does this one come to mind? Whether or not you loved or hated it, you cannot deny that it was a standout. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Dear Gossips,

When was the last time you saw A Room With A View? For me it’s been years. I forgot most of it. I forgot how funny it was. Or maybe it’s funnier to me now in different ways. TIFF kicked off its 7th annual Books On Film series last night with a screening of A Room With A View followed by a discussion with Zadie Smith.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2017 20:39:34 March 14, 2017 20:39:34

On this week’s Sasha Answers podcast, should your friends be saying “I told you so” and what to do about a boyfriend with escalating rage.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rebecca Ferguson are in Berlin (Just Jared) 

How many times do I have to tell you that Prince Harry looks exactly like Prince Philip? (Cele|bitchy) 

SNL’s answer to Fire Island (TooFab) 

Will and Kate seem really determined to stay in the Queen’s sh-t house (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

How Adele arrives (Pop Sugar) 

Oh yeah, I forgot about Megan Fox (Popoholic) 

I’m still not used to “Instagram model” as a job description but I’m working on it, I promise (Hollywood Tuna) 

There really is a lot going on in this Marie Clarie cover (Go Fug Yourself) 
 

Do you miss Daniel Craig?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2017 20:27:12 March 14, 2017 20:27:12
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It’s been a while, right? Daniel Craig stepped out today in London for the Into Film Awards to honour emerging talent. Whenever we talk about Daniel, we have to talk about Bond. And there’s been some Bond news, sort of. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, March 14, 2017

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2017 19:39:59 March 14, 2017 19:39:59
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