May 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 29, 2014 13:18:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 13:18:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristi! Happy Birthday! We’re about to end a decade together, aren’t we? You and I have been bonded by gossip for a long time. I look forward to your future. I’m excited for your future. Because I know the worst is over. Here’s your man Jude Law. And Ewan McGregor, RDJ, and Taylor Kitsch. Full Story

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened

As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.

Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

May 28, 2014 18:49:47 Posted at May 28, 2014 18:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But today, the Rock cries out to us, clearly, forcefully,
Come, you may stand upon my
Back and face your distant destiny,
But seek no haven in my shadow.
I will give you no more hiding place down here.
You, created only a little lower than
The angels, have crouched too long in
The bruising darkness,
Have lain too long
Face down in ignorance.
Your mouths spilling words
Armed for slaughter.
The Rock cries out today, you may stand on me,
But do not hide your face.

So they were smoking weed. My problem is the word that was used – the racial slur. (Dlisted)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart still talk (Just Jared)

Michelle Rodriguez looks great in this black bikini (The Superficial)

Amber Heard won’t stop trying to make Amber Heard happen (Cele|bitchy)

Miley in all silver at World Music Awards (Hollywood Tuna)

I like Kristen Stewart’s white kicks (Pop Sugar)

Cindy Crawford and her daughter can’t take a bad photo (Too Fab)

Xavier Dolan wrote Leonardo DiCaprio a letter (Hollywood PQ)

These are beautiful wedding photos (Romance Beat)

Is Taylor Swift jealous of Kacey Musgraves or vice versa? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Guy Ritchie: baby machine

May 28, 2014 17:32:54 Posted at May 28, 2014 17:32:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Guy Ritchie showed up with his fiancée Jacqui Ainsley this morning to the premiere of Edge Of Tomorrow. This morning. Did it start at like 6:30am? That’s commitment, man. To be so pregnant and haul your ass up at the ass of the day and hit a red carpet. Anyway, she’s carrying their third child. Full Story

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Cam is loved

May 28, 2014 16:23:36 Posted at May 28, 2014 16:23:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

As reported last week when they were spotted leaving the gym together – click here for a refresher - Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are supposedly dating. They spend a lot of time at her place. Nicole Ritchie set them up. According to Page Six Full Story

Johnny Depp to rub scarves all over Houdini

May 28, 2014 15:59:21 Posted at May 28, 2014 15:59:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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FameFlynet

There is a handful of films I want, kind of desperately, to see in my lifetime, and for some reason, they’re all biopics. They are, in order: Nikola Tesla, Harry Houdini, World War II ladyspies Christine Granville and/or Nancy Wake, and pirates Bartholomew Roberts and Jean Lafitte. Out of all of those, the only one we’re remotely close to seeing is Harry Houdini as there are currently two Houdini projects in development, one at Sony and one at Lionsgate. Full Story

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Gwyneth and the geeks

May 28, 2014 15:24:19 Posted at May 28, 2014 15:24:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow spoke at the first Code Conference the other day in California. She was there hanging out with tech power players like Sergey Brin and Satya Nadella. You know what she talked about? Internet hate. Is she colluding with Tom Cruise? While Tom’s defenders focus on YouTube and blogs, G’s attack was on “trolls”, specifically people who comment anonymously online. Full Story

Early morning Tom Cruise

May 28, 2014 14:31:15 Posted at May 28, 2014 14:31:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

The premiere of Edge Of Tomorrow happened in London today at around 6:30am local. Man, I would be so pissed if I had to get up at ass in the morning to cover that carpet. The reason it started so early is because Tom’s doing press in 3 cities, starting in London, Paris later, and then ending in New York. Full Story

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Going back to her comfort zones

May 28, 2014 13:59:48 Posted at May 28, 2014 13:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Dave M. Benett/VF14/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Pamela Anderson looked SO good with short hair. Did you see her in Cannes? It really, really worked for her. I’ve attached some shots of that below, after the mess of last night. Last night she showed up at the World Music Awards. And the extensions were back. Like 1987, metal band, Sunset Strip extensions. Full Story

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May 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 28, 2014 13:32:40 Posted at May 28, 2014 13:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Haley! Your ma says you’ve moving into a new apartment! Congratulations! There’s nothing like falling in love with your own home. Kim and I are thrilled for you and SO proud of you! To Cassie from Cassie – have a great time in Hawaii! That’s not a bad way to heal a broken bone. Full Story

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

WWD reported a few days ago that Gisele Bundchen is the new face of Chanel No 5 and that Baz Luhrmann is directing the campaign. PEOPLE wrote about it yesterday and reminded me of the last time we talked about a Chanel No 5 ad – Brad Pitt’s.

And then I had to watch it again.

You remember. Brad ruminating on the meaning of life? As many of you come back from a long weekend in America, sluggish from the sun and beer, I thought you might want to revisit this.

New articles were posted yesterday if it was a gossip-free holiday for you. Please scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey