Where now, Lupita?

March 4, 2014 23:16:35 Posted at March 4, 2014 23:16:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Oscars are over. Time to get the f-ck out of LA. Just hours after the parties, Lupita Nyong’o arrived at LAX yesterday, destination unknown. Where now, Lupita? She doesn’t have her next project lined up…yet. I hope and I want to believe that that’s only because she’s taking her time to make her next move. Full Story

Two and a Half Morons

March 4, 2014 23:09:28 Posted at March 4, 2014 23:09:28
Maria Posted by Maria

I can’t take credit for this title – Roseanne came up with it first. Did you know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged? Of course you do, because she wore her ring to the Grove and both PEOPLE and Gossip Cop have confirmed with “inside sources” (the most official way to unofficially confirm something). Full Story

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Chelsea Handler says her racist tweets aren’t racist

March 4, 2014 22:24:25 Posted at March 4, 2014 22:24:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some reason, HuffPo asked Chelsea Handler to live-tweet the Oscars from their Twitter account. And…well…that went well. Chelsea is currently promoting a new book called Uganda Be Kidding Me so I assume it was all part of the publicity effort. I guess it makes sense. Chelsea often says c-nty things. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 4, 2014 21:36:46 Posted at March 4, 2014 21:36:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz and your vagina (Dlisted)

I like this Oscar dress better than Charlize Theron’s (The Superficial)

Hayden Panettiere tries on a lot of wedding dresses (Too Fab)

Michael Fassbender parties with Benedict Cumberbatch (Cele|bitchy)

Good dress on Sophia Bush (Just Jared)

A good high-waisted denim skirt (Hollywood Tuna)

Even this dress was better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress! (Reality Tea)

The benefits of being Lupita’s +1 (Pop Sugar)

Super cute outfit on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

OK this dress was not better than Charlize Theron’s Oscar dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Sleeping on hospital chairs

March 4, 2014 19:53:16 Posted at March 4, 2014 19:53:16
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 3 Episode 9 recap How dare you make me emotional, Girls. How dare you offer up something fine and nuanced about one of the worst parts of adulthood – watching your parents become both more wise and more flawed at the same time. This is not what we signed up for. Where’s the coke and awkward blowjobs? For the second time this season I’m about to anoint this episode the best one Girls has ever done. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s Gossip Nostalgia

March 4, 2014 18:55:22 Posted at March 4, 2014 18:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Selena Gomez went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Then Justin Bieber posted this on his Instagram: “Most elegant princess in the world” God that is gross. Full Story

Apollo. Apollo?

March 4, 2014 18:39:56 Posted at March 4, 2014 18:39:56
Duana Posted by Duana

I mean look, I guess they can name their kids whatever they want. I’ve seen them do it. And after you’ve had sons named Kingston and Zuma, you can’t easily call the next one Kevin. So I get it and, in fact, I like Apollo better than Kingston or Zuma. It seems like the kind of name that would be a hero in a tween sitcom. Full Story

No Fashion Katie

March 4, 2014 16:56:03 Posted at March 4, 2014 16:56:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katie Holmes’s publicist confirmed to Page Six that her clothing line Holmes & Yang, a collaboration with Jeanne Yang, is over. Not a surprise. They haven’t presented a collection in years. Full Story

A little bit of boy sh*t

March 4, 2014 16:37:23 Posted at March 4, 2014 16:37:23
Duana Posted by Duana

Look at the picture below. If it looks familiar, it’s because it was used yesterday in the open. There’s Steve McQueen jumping in joy at the front.  Now look all the way to the back... yeah.   See that guy back there, giving kind of a laconic peace sign? That’s the screenwriter,   John Ridley. Full Story

Hot Harry & Cressida: date night with her brother

March 4, 2014 16:20:25 Posted at March 4, 2014 16:20:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas went out for dinner last night in London after he attended a memorial service for Nelson Mandela. They were with her brother-in-law Sam Branson. They went to The Ivy. F-ck, why couldn’t I have been at The Ivy last night with Hot Harry and his soon-to-be-fiancee instead of on a red-eye with Team Rob Ford? Anyway, Cressida is living with Harry now at Kensington Palace. Full Story

The Walking Dead 4.12: “It’s just what people talk about”

March 4, 2014 15:30:18 Posted at March 4, 2014 15:30:18
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The Walking Dead Season 4 Episode 12 recap Notes from last week’s episode. Apparently there was some discussion about the guy who saw Rick while he was under the bed. I thought he was dead, but then on The Talking Dead Andrew Lincoln said otherwise. I don’t watch The Talking Dead, and stuff like that ought to be clear in-episode, but we’ll go with that guy still being alive, and since the man spotted on the porch as Rick et al fled is a recognizable actor, let’s also assume that the rape-happy biker gang will be back. Full Story