Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 19:04:59 July 31, 2014 19:04:59

Sasha Finds pearl studs in LifeStyle

Not sure Charlize Theron is the kind of person who can be talked out of this (Dlisted)

God Katy Perry is annoying (Just Jared)

Kerry Washington hates Beyonce? I don’t believe it. Sorry. (Cele|bitchy)

Jesus. How rich do you have to be to own a drone??? (The Superficial)

He might regret the sex tape, but she can’t. It made her. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I kinda love that this girl doesn’t give a f-ck. Or she’s on something (Pop Sugar)

Ireland Baldwin’s homage to Kim Basinger (Too Fab)

Those white jeans are ugly (Hollywood Tuna)

Totally feeling Zoe Saldana’s fishnet sleeves (Popoholic)

That earring isn’t working for me (Go Fug Yourself)

Cameron & Benji to marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 17:55:11 July 31, 2014 17:55:11
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PEOPLE reports today that Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are super serious and there might be a wedding. A source tells the magazine: "It's early, but they have talked about marriage.” Also, he’s practically living at her place. Full Story

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Tom at Ladies’ Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 17:18:13 July 31, 2014 17:18:13
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Wenn, Matt Keeble/ Splash

Tom Cruise was at Goodwood Racecourse today in the UK. He’s been spending a lot of time there. Has he moved to England halftime? Is there a big Xenu presence in England? Maybe he’s just prepping for Mission: Impossible 5. So it was Ladies’ Day at Goodwood. Perfect. Tom does charm the ladies. Full Story

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Brange’s old school sexting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 16:42:42 July 31, 2014 16:42:42
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WENN

Angelina Jolie gave an interview to Australia TV Week magazine. Advance press for Unbroken, I guess. The Jolie was in Australia during production. At the same time, Brad Pitt was working on Fury in England, even though they once said they’d not take on jobs concurrently. For her though, telling Louis Zamperini’s story, it became an exception. Full Story

Sushi for breakfast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 16:22:15 July 31, 2014 16:22:15
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Fried rice for breakfast is really good too. Actually, rice with almost anything is good for breakfast. Rice with raw fish? Definitely. Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult are together in Japan to start work on their film Equals. Someone posted these two shots on Twitter here Full Story

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Allison Williams will play Peter Pan

Duana Posted by Duana at July 31, 2014 15:46:33 July 31, 2014 15:46:33
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Guys…what’s the problem? Seriously. Yesterday there was an announcement about Allison Williams playing Peter Pan in NBC’s live staging of the musical (you remember ‘The Sound of Music’ last year, right?) and immediately there was a massive storm on Twitter and the mainstream media was picking it up and the more I looked, the more my early suspicions were confirmed – it was about nothing. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 15:17:53 July 31, 2014 15:17:53

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:32:45 July 31, 2014 14:32:45

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

July 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:23:10 July 31, 2014 14:23:10

Amanda! It’s your Champagne Birthday! With bacon! Toasting you with your Five List: Jared Leto, Nicholas Hoult, Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy, and Will Arnett. Bonus – NKOTB! Happy Birthday Juwon! I admire you for using your Tiger so generously. That’s LOVE. And while I know you didn’t do it for anything in return, that’s exactly the kind of action that will bounce back for you in the right way when it might the Tiger’s turn for a bad year. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here  Read Full Intro

Isn’t it time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 20:17:16 July 30, 2014 20:17:16

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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