Allison Williams will play Peter Pan

Duana Posted by Duana at July 31, 2014 15:46:33 July 31, 2014 15:46:33
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Guys…what’s the problem? Seriously. Yesterday there was an announcement about Allison Williams playing Peter Pan in NBC’s live staging of the musical (you remember ‘The Sound of Music’ last year, right?) and immediately there was a massive storm on Twitter and the mainstream media was picking it up and the more I looked, the more my early suspicions were confirmed – it was about nothing. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 15:17:53 July 31, 2014 15:17:53

Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in the horror movie who’s peering around the corner, the guy with the freak show dungeon in the basement of his house. Full Story

Three Whisker Taunting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:32:45 July 31, 2014 14:32:45

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

July 31, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2014 14:23:10 July 31, 2014 14:23:10

Amanda! It’s your Champagne Birthday! With bacon! Toasting you with your Five List: Jared Leto, Nicholas Hoult, Cillian Murphy, James McAvoy, and Will Arnett. Bonus – NKOTB! Happy Birthday Juwon! I admire you for using your Tiger so generously. That’s LOVE. And while I know you didn’t do it for anything in return, that’s exactly the kind of action that will bounce back for you in the right way when it might the Tiger’s turn for a bad year. Full Story

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I posted a blind riddle back in 2012 called 2 Days and 20 Years. It was about a woman who had two evenings of sex, with two different partners aged twenty years apart. Click here  Read Full Intro

Isn’t it time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 20:17:16 July 30, 2014 20:17:16

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Boyhood Potterhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 19:46:16 July 30, 2014 19:46:16
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Is Ethan Hawke your re-boyfriend yet? If you say no, is it because you haven’t seen Boyhood? See it. Then be the contrarian. I know the type. The film has received near universal acclaim, currently sitting at a 99% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But some people just get ruined by hype. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 18:58:20 July 30, 2014 18:58:20

I thought the point of this story was that they’re the same person (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Eminem getting ready (Just Jared)

Seriously, when your car’s gas tank is in the back, maybe consider the pants (The Superficial)

Is Kate Upton trying to tell me that pretty people shouldn’t have to do chores? (Cele|bitchy)

Ariana Grande’s selfie face (Hollywood Tuna)

Mila Kunis’s cute maxi skirt (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is wearing something from 2007 (Too Fab)

Great dress on Chloe Grace Moretz on the cover of FLARE  (Hollywood PQ)

Double dipping celebrity love (Romance Beat)

Jennifer Lopez’s maybe boyfriend’s job status (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Resetting Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 18:26:29 July 30, 2014 18:26:29
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Lea Michele continues to work on Sons Of Anarchy. Here she is shooting a scene with Katey Sagal yesterday. As I wrote earlier this week, with the imminent conclusion of Glee, Lea’s professional strategy seems to be an image change. This is not Rachel Berry hanging out with Gemma Teller Morrow. Full Story

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Beyonce vs Page Six, Beyonce by design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 16:32:57 July 30, 2014 16:32:57

Page Six has been going hard on Beyonce and Jay Z the last couple of weeks. A few days ago, it was this report on how the two are reassessing their marriage. Key details: -They care more about the business behind their brand than the emotion (Yes. Full Story

Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 15:34:21 July 30, 2014 15:34:21
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While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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