September 17, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 14:16:31 September 17, 2014 14:16:31

“Happiest of birthdays to our beautiful, funny and sweet Lucia, from her animal-loving friends around the world, and from Ringo the Hobbit dog and Chester (but not Ivy, since she's busy destroying everything in your house). While you may not be able to swing a trip to The Mothership, we hope that somehow you find a way to survive being surrounded by your adoring husband, adorable and mischievous fur babies, and the gorgeous Australian springtime that heralds in your new year. Full Story

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I’ll Give You The Sun. A new book by Jandy Nelson, available today and, with 3 months to go, quite possibly my favourite book of 2014. I’m telling you right now, clear your weekend because as soon as you start, you won’t want to do anything else.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 20:17:55 September 16, 2014 20:17:55

“Jennifer Aniston’s future face” – HA! (Dlisted

Porny goes sheer for her man’s birthday (Just Jared

I don’t understand what being married has to do with disrespecting the disabled (The Superficial

I don’t care if you’re a Benedict Cumberbatch fan. Colin Firth is sacred ground (Cele|bitchy

An interview with Hilary Duff (Too Fab

Miley in a helmet (Hollywood Tuna

The View pays tribute to Joan Rivers (Towleroad

Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants reunion. Blake probably baked (Pop Sugar

Jessica Alba layers (Popoholic

Hailee Steinfeld off the shoulder (Go Fug Yourself

 

Chris Hemsworth’s post-Marvel moves

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 16, 2014 19:44:18 September 16, 2014 19:44:18
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Hollywood is suddenly obsessed with Hank Williams. It probably has a lot to do with the prolonged fight over the Hank Senior song catalog ending in 2011, or that the Hank Williams Estate, thus resolved, signed a huge licensing deal just last year. At any rate, first there was Tom Hiddleston Full Story

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 17:29:06 September 16, 2014 17:29:06
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling's baby girl arrived on Friday, September 12. No name has been announced. Which is not surprising. They've never actually confirmed they were expecting in the first place. In fact, when news first broke that she was pregnant, people were still saying (hoping?) that they were no longer together. Full Story

You forgot JLO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 17:14:31 September 16, 2014 17:14:31
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There was a story yesterday in the NY Daily News about Jennifer Lopez. Apparently last week, when she was shooting a new music video with Fat Joe, she was supposed to show up at 9am and ended up arriving 5 hours late. And this is surprising? When did that happen? When were we asked to stop remembering that JLO is all about the white candles and the white leather demands too, just as much as Mimi? She's just better at hiding it. Full Story

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Let’s Talk About The Best Celebrity Bums Cottonelle Edition – Charlie Hunnam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 16:50:55 September 16, 2014 16:50:55

This fall, the front side has been all backside. And we just happened to team up with Cottonelle at the height of bum time (even VOGUE is declaring it the “Era of the Booty”!) to highlight and nominate the best celebrity butts in Hollywood, because they’re all about celebrating and pampering the Behind. Full Story

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Champagne means they’re breaking up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 15:51:59 September 16, 2014 15:51:59
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JayZ changed the lyrics to a song in Paris the other night about being pregnant with a second one, or something, and the Carter narrative quickly changed from divorce to baby. Then Life+Times tweeted this photo yesterday of Beyonce and Jay after On The Run showing Beyonce with a champagne glass which means…   #OnTheRunTour Full Story

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Why not Kirsten Dunst?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 15:19:56 September 16, 2014 15:19:56
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In the previous article, about casting the female lead in the second season of True Detective, given the list of actresses being auditioned, they seem to be looking for someone in her 30s who can go dark. This is why I don’t understand why Mrs Timberlake is on the list. Rosario Dawson? 100%. Full Story

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Rosario Dawson vs Mrs Timberlake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2014 14:03:21 September 16, 2014 14:03:21
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True Detective Season 2. They’re still looking for the female lead. I thought Elisabeth Moss had this locked up but then there were reports last week that Rachel McAdams was being considered and last night The Wrap reported that there are actually 7 other actresses who’ve been added to the list and going in for auditions in the next few days. Full Story

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Matt Damon is dusting off his Jason Bourne hat

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 16, 2014 13:38:43 September 16, 2014 13:38:43

Once upon a time, Matt Damon went in hard against Bourne trilogy screenwriter Tony Gilroy. For a couple years he trash-talked Gilroy, taking no pains to hide his animosity, and said he’d never do another Bourne movie so long as Gilroy was involved. Full Story