Angelina at the Kid Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 13:01:34 March 30, 2015 13:01:34
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The Academy didn’t care for Unbroken. But Angelina Jolie would probably say that her Oscar moment of 2015 happened on Saturday night at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards where she was joined by daughters Zahara and Shiloh. The Jolie won Best Villain for her performance as Maleficent. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 5.16: “All life is precious”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 30, 2015 12:41:22 March 30, 2015 12:41:22
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The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 16 recap. SPOILERS SERIOUSLY So we finally learn what the deal is with the W-zombies, and it is, in fact, a human hunting operation. The “wolves” are a couple of guys—so far as we know—who have baited and rigged traps to catch and turn people. Full Story

Getting out of Schitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 12:31:59 March 30, 2015 12:31:59
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I can’t say it enough, how proud I am of my friend Dan Levy who created Schitt’s Creek. And wrote it. And stars. And is the showrunner. PS. Dan is only 31. I hate him! While I obsessively watch him, week after week, because I need everything he wears in every f-cking episode. Next time you hear someone say “black is boring”? Introduce them to the way Dan styles a character. Full Story

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March 30, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 12:18:37 March 30, 2015 12:18:37

To the travel partners Meg and Heather who are in London and then heading to Amsterdam – Michelle & Busy, Matt & Ben, like you, these best friends are attached. And for Emily & Marti while you keep looking, here are Charlie Hunnam and Jim Sturgess to help on the search. Good luck! Full Story

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Friday, March 27, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Bitch Better Have My Money. That’s all I’ve been listening to in the car. At my desk. I haven’t taken Rihanna to the gym yet but I can’t wait to break the treadmill with this song on repeat.  Read Full Intro

I have a superpower!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 20:32:06 March 27, 2015 20:32:06
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FIVE hours ago I posted this article about Aaron Paul. Click here. Read it again, all the way through, scrolling all the way down, because something just happened. 20 minutes ago, Aaron Paul updated his Instagram …with a video… of BIRDS and CHICKS and EGGS. Full Story

Gwyneth: a wasted dress and the narcissistic parent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 19:47:30 March 27, 2015 19:47:30

The latest feature on GOOP is about narcissistic parenting. I skimmed through it pretty quickly so maybe I’m totally off-base but my takeaway from it is that narcissistic parenting is bad. Which, I think, most people probably agree with…? Click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 19:09:41 March 27, 2015 19:09:41

I’d rather hear more from Shailene Woodley about this than about her confusion over feminism (Dlisted

Jessica Alba with her kids on the beach (The Superficial

Ryan Reynolds in his Deadpool suit (Just Jared

Nicole Kidman co-star drama? (Cele|bitchy

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford are cute and cold in New York (Pop Sugar

Eva Mendes has not changed in 14 years (Too Fab

Royal baby naming odds (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I’m on the dog’s side (Hollywood Tuna

No idea why there isn’t a lineup outside Gillian Anderson’s door (Pajiba

I think this was the wrong hair choice (Go Fug Yourself
 

The Outlander guy, live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 17:47:23 March 27, 2015 17:47:23
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I was wondering why there were all these horny women standing outside our building this morning… Sam Heughan was at etalk today. I walked by on my way to pee and recognised the hair. The interview will air on April 7th. Discussion points: his charitable contributions, his upcoming projects, Scotland, his fans (they call themselves Heughlihans, OMG), and “knee porn”. Full Story

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