The Blueprint 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 15:38:39 September 15, 2014 15:38:39
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Beyonce and JayZ’s On The Run tour ended in Paris this weekend. A month ago, according to US Weekly and Page Six, that would also represent the end of their personal relationship. Supposedly B was already making moves to divorce. But all this gossip only came out of the elevator incident. Before that, it all seemed fine. Full Story

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Chris Evans’s sociopathic rom-com

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 15, 2014 15:19:27 September 15, 2014 15:19:27
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I actually emailed Lainey about Playing It Cool (formerly known as A Many Splintered Thing) a few months ago when the official synopsis came out, because this is one of the most amazing synopses I’ve seen in recent memory. Here it is: “The story of a young man disillusioned by love who meets a breathtaking young woman at a charity dinner by pretending to be a philanthropist. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie in swim shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 14:33:01 September 15, 2014 14:33:01
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That was me before a headline whore. Brange and children are in Malta working on By The Sea. On the weekend they spent time on a boat. As you can see, the Jolie wore swim shorts. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her like this before. So, there’s the headline explanation. But the other title could have been: Brad Pitt or Sean Penn? Because at first quick glance, I thought it might have been Sean Penn. Full Story

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Is Masters of Sex sexy?

Duana Posted by Duana at September 15, 2014 14:12:54 September 15, 2014 14:12:54
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Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 10 recap  Is it designed to be sexy? If it isn’t, is that the point of the show or a failing of the show?  Because it’s not sexy to start off a show, or indeed a conversation of any kind, with talk about money.  That’s not sexy at all. Full Story

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George’s wedding extravaganza

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 13:37:50 September 15, 2014 13:37:50
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The lead-up to George Clooney’s wedding feels less like Brange and more like Kanye, non? Italy didn’t seem to be as interested in the Kanye spectacle as they are in George’s though. Perhaps it’s because they really do consider him a homeboy. Everyone in Venice is all over it. Full Story

September 15, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2014 13:25:49 September 15, 2014 13:25:49

CJ! How come I’m just putting it together now that you and Hot Harry share a birthday? Like the exact same day – Happy 30th! You’re popular. Several people emailed independently to request your shout-out with photos of ID with emphasis on Zayne, obviously, 5SOS, Miles Teller, and Peyton Manning. Full Story

Friday, September 12, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Beyonce and JayZ play two shows in Paris tonight and tomorrow to end the On The Run tour. These performances will be filmed for HBO and will air next weekend, for those subscribers who’ve not had the opportunity to see the show live.  Read Full Intro

Emma Stone’s LBD of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2014 20:36:16 September 12, 2014 20:36:16
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If I can remember, and I’m motivated enough, I want to do an LBD-off, like a tournament to rank the best black dresses of the year. This one on Emma Stone has to be part of it. Gorgeous. Chloe. And normally I don’t like the overlay thing. The difference here is that it’s not just sheer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2014 19:19:08 September 12, 2014 19:19:08

Oh f-ck off, John Mayer (Dlisted)

Even Giuliana Rancic hates Ariana Grande (The Superficial)

Christian Bale runs errands (Just Jared)

Exactly how I pictured a snow mobile party would go down (Cele|bitchy)

Hot Harry’s hot moments (Pop Sugar)

Pam’s fake hair is back (Too Fab)

As if Sandra Bullock cares who George Clooney is marrying (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Another sh-tty dress from Julianne Hough (Hollywood Tuna)

Mrs Timberlake on New Girl (Pink Is The New Blog)

A hat went down the runway (Go Fug Yourself)

Weekend Update might be good now

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 12, 2014 17:47:41 September 12, 2014 17:47:41
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No matter what else is going on with Saturday Night Live, the fake-news Weekend Update segment is usually reliable. But last year, post-Seth Meyers (one of the best Update anchors ever) was rough. Update was co-anchored by Cecily Strong and SNL head writer Colin Jost, and while Strong is a great performer, Jost is…not. Full Story