Smutty Tingles

February 26, 2014 19:38:28 Posted at February 26, 2014 19:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha's INTO the Repotoire Jacket in Lifestyle

Katherine Heigl’s rationale for crowdsourcing – help her feed her family (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s best of medley – so good (Just Jared)

I wasn’t listening to anything during Beyonce’s new video (The Superficial)

Now this is a better colour on Olivia Munn (Hollywood Tuna)

Michael Sheen and Sarah Silverman holding hands (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling supposedly needs rehab too (Cele|bitchy

Michelle Rodriguez shows us when she doesn’t wear clothes (Too Fab)

Coldplay drops new video (Hollywood PQ)

A gender porn survey (Romance Beat)

Brange’s 10th wedding (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Sam Worthington’s biggest headlines

February 26, 2014 17:01:52 Posted at February 26, 2014 17:01:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Turgeon-Steffman/ Splash

Remember when Sam Worthington used to be a thing? He starred in the biggest movie of all time. And I still haven’t seen it and don’t intend to. But 5 years later, do you still feel the same way about Avatar? I mean, I know people still feel about Titanic the way they did the year it was released – with an attachment and an emotional connection that should accompany any film that earns the title “biggest movie of all time”. Full Story

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Bryan Cranston is crushing Godzilla

February 26, 2014 15:58:13 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:58:13
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Bryan Cranston not being cast as Lex Luthor broke the internet’s heart, but if anything can heal us and end our long electrical nightmare, it’s Bryan Cranston being the hero of the new Godzilla remake. As if I wasn’t already stoked Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Simon Cowell edition

February 26, 2014 15:36:26 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:36:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is a game I invented to play at parties. I first wrote about it here, when a few of us were covering a celebrity festival allnighter, looking at hot models being groped by gross rich men. Everyone has a line, right? How much money or what connections would it take for you to control your gag reflex? What would have to be promised to you? What do you gain by suppressing your disgust? So. Full Story

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Justified 5.7: “Life only ends one way”

February 26, 2014 15:30:49 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:30:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 5, Episode 7 recap. We’re back after a week off for the Olympics, and during the break the guys at UPROXX put together this helpful refresher on which parts of the previous season are f*cking up Raylan’s sh*t right now (mostly the part where he practically arranged a mob hit). Full Story

Rihanna & Drake: My Happiness

February 26, 2014 15:02:12 Posted at February 26, 2014 15:02:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know this has been near the top of my Gossip Genie wish list. Maybe even at the very, very top. For a while there it was looking unlikely. But lately… Oh lately… They tease. I hope they’re not teasing. Because this is my happiness. Full Story

Katy & John: over again?

February 26, 2014 14:25:11 Posted at February 26, 2014 14:25:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame, Charley Gallay/ Getty

John Mayer was not with Katy Perry last week for the BRIT Awards and Milan Fashion Week. She was booed there because she was apparently late arriving to one of the shows, although some say she was told to be there at the time she was there and shouldn’t be blamed for the miscommunication. Then she went to a Miley Cyrus show and they kissed. Full Story

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February 26, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 26, 2014 14:13:13 Posted at February 26, 2014 14:13:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Grace! Happy Birthday with love from Natasha who says you’re all about Depeche Mode, Sweet Valley High, and 90210. OMG, are we the same person? Thank you for giving me an excuse to post these two songs. “Though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted…” Best lines ever, right? The AIDS Committee of Toronto (ACT) will host SNAP, their annual gala and photography action next week, on March 6. Full Story

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I’d no time to waste yesterday on Alec Baldwin’s 5,000 word PLUS – PLUS! – so called verbal essay in New York Magazine until last night before bed. All that exposition and, really, he could have saved himself the trouble with one word, repeated over and over and over again: ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.  Read Full Intro