cK JB

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 22:10:58 January 7, 2015 22:10:58

Well this shouldn’t be a surprise. Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein, officially. I mean he’s been Instagramming it for months. A lot of you have a lot to say about this. Gross. Nasty. Sick. Vile. Some people are comparing JB’s cK ads unfavourably to Marky Mark’s. Remember Marky Mark’s?  Full Story

Smutty Roundup: Emily, Oscar, and the original Hollywood Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 20:54:56 January 7, 2015 20:54:56
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A new feature I’m playing with for photos of celebrities that I don’t have much to say about but that doesn’t have to do with fashion for LifeStyle either. Let’s start with Emily Blunt in London for the UK premiere of Into The Woods fresh off her New Year’s holiday with Jennifer Aniston and friends. Full Story

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Alien Lizard King expecting alien lizard offspring

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 7, 2015 19:48:29 January 7, 2015 19:48:29
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The king of the reptiloid planet Garlactaca-9, Beeblebrox Calcify, proudly announces that he is expecting his first child. He and humanoid fiancée Sophie Hunter (humans and their odd names!) were rumored to be expecting after Hunter wore loose clothing, which we all know is a human signal of successful copulation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 19:29:16 January 7, 2015 19:29:16

How do you abandon this face?! (Dlisted

Beyonce’s appreciation for the troops (Just Jared

But this isn’t vegan (The Superficial

What Cameron Diaz said at her wedding (Cele|bitchy

Bill Gates drank poo (Hollywood Tuna

Ben Affleck in his tight t-shirt (Pop Sugar

Shia LaBeouf’s dance-off with the Chandelier girl (Too Fab

The Sexiest Man Alive cut his hair (Hollywood PQ

People trashing their wedding dresses (Romance Beat

Is Kate Middleton telling the Queen to step off? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Award show Christian Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 17:39:19 January 7, 2015 17:39:19
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Jamie Dornan arrived at LAX yesterday. LA is where they need to be this week, the actors, the industry. Even if you’re not going to the Globes, you want to be at the parties, at the luncheons, wherever you can get in, for face time, to network, build those connections, set up that next job. Like, I don’t have access to Dornan’s agenda or anything but it shouldn’t surprise anyone that he’d be there. Full Story

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Kevin Hart shilling for Sony

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 7, 2015 16:27:00 January 7, 2015 16:27:00
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Last month, leaked emails from the Sony Hack revealed that Screen Gems’ studio boss Clint Culpeper thinks comedian Kevin Hart is a “whore”  because he wanted more money to promote a project on Twitter, considering that to be outside the normal press duties for promoting a movie. Full Story

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The road to Oscar is paved with friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 15:58:23 January 7, 2015 15:58:23
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Between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jennifer Aniston, who wants it more? Oscar, obviously. He’s basically giving an interview every five minutes and getting engaged and possibly having babies. She’s doing Q&As every other day, screening her movie, and covering every magazine that will take her – and they’ll ALL take her. Full Story

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Brange & Pope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 15:01:06 January 7, 2015 15:01:06
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If I were a hipster putting out a line of home products, that’s what I would call it. US Weekly is reporting exclusively that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be heading to Rome in “early January” to meet with Pope Francis. Full Story

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Post-divorce, Marvel’s Ant-Man looks GREAT

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 7, 2015 14:15:17 January 7, 2015 14:15:17

After a bitter, public divorce from director Edgar Wright in May of 2014, Marvel’s Ant-Man started working out, got a new haircut, and bought a new wardrobe, and now it’s having athletic revenge sex with multiple flexible partners. In the wake of Wright’s messy exit, most people thought Ant-Man was down for the count, washed-up and directionless, but Ant-Man is here to tell you that is doing just fine, thank you, and have you met Aldo? Aldo’s a yoga instructor. Full Story

Serenity’s twins: the balcony presentation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2015 14:03:23 January 7, 2015 14:03:23
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene of Monaco presented their newborn twins, Jacques and Gabriella, today on the palace balcony. They were born on December 10. It was a big deal. Thousands of people gathered outside the palace. Church bells were ringing. Cannon shots were released – 21 for each baby. Full Story