Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 19:48:35 October 28, 2014 19:48:35

Anne Hathaway’s hand party (Dlisted

Renee Zellweger and her boyfriend look confused (Just Jared

Oh… this is rich coming from Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial

Julia Roberts even ages better than everyone else, ok? (Cele|bitchy

One of the few times I’ve disliked  Rihanna outfit (Too Fab

This is a terrible swimsuit (Hollywood Tuna

Seriously. Dolly Parton is the BEST (Towleroad

Jakey and the Carters! (Pop Sugar

Katherine Heigl in a very serviceable dress (Popoholic

I wouldn’t have gone with those shoes (Go Fug Yourself
 

Can JLO last through the year?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 17:08:40 October 28, 2014 17:08:40
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick Jr are shooting the Hollywood round of the upcoming season of American Idol this week. The show’s keeping her paid until Spring 2015. And then, I guess, she starts working on the Vegas show? No confirmation has happened yet, but I can’t imagine they’d waste that announcement when there’s nothing else to co-promote. Full Story

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The end of Martin Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 16:10:38 October 28, 2014 16:10:38
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Ian Gavan/ Getty Images

E! News was the first to report yesterday that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are done. They simply confirmed the breakup, without citing a reason. You’ll recall, E! News was also the first to report that the two were dating. It happened on August 15. Full Story

United Way and vitaminwater – a brilliant combination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 15:58:13 October 28, 2014 15:58:13

Amy’s date with John Stamos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 15:26:54 October 28, 2014 15:26:54
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Santi / Splash

Amy Poehler’s book, Yes, Please, comes out today. Have you bought it yet? I’m halfway through and so far, I love it. I think it’s her self-awareness. It’s the way she’s all like, f------ck my divorce suuuuuuucked. And, Jesus, I must be the only person who’s ever felt so defeated. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: not Oscar but maybe a Globe?

Joanna Posted by Joanna at October 28, 2014 15:01:22 October 28, 2014 15:01:22
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Splash

Jennifer Aniston is playing catch up when it comes to the Oscar race. Nearly two months after its premiere in Toronto, her film Cake finally has a distributor and is slated to make a one-week awards season campaign run later this year before it hits theatres in January. Deadline Full Story

Keira Knightley’s prom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 14:32:05 October 28, 2014 14:32:05
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Splash

Keira Knightley gave an interview to Variety recently during which she talked about her prom, or whatever they call prom in England. Back then, there was a law in Great Britain meant to discourage being gay. Keira showed up at prom with her best friend, a girl, Emily. To me, that doesn’t sound crazy. Full Story

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Two days of Ryan Gosling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 13:30:42 October 28, 2014 13:30:42
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For the second day in a row, we’re opening with Ryan Gosling. Check him out in Atlanta continuing to work on The Nice Guys in 70s costume. Gosling Fever… has it been extinguished? I feel like your intensity for him isn’t as intense as it once was. Someone said to me it’s because he went and had a baby with someone which, if that really is the case, I  find it all very animal kingdom, some British dude in a deep voiceover telling the viewer “and the female prowls off, in search for a new available male to seed her womb. Full Story

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October 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2014 13:17:31 October 28, 2014 13:17:31

May! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Jacquie! She asked me to “post some non-douchey pictures of Adam Levine”. Um. That’s actually not possible. I’m sorry. I know it’s your birthday and all, and I want it to be special, I do. But I can’t find any “non-douchey” shots of this guy. Full Story

Monday, October 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Is your Halloween costume ready? I have two of them for both shows that I work on. Not allowed to say yet but I can tell you that last year I went as Justin Bieber and Elton John. Because…pants. Comfort and no sucking in.

Every photo agency now is posting photos of celebrities and pseud-celebrities in Halloween costumes from the weekend. Not surprisingly, most of the women are showing a lot of skin. It’s amazing to me how enterprising people can be with their costumes.

Like this woman, attached below, an actress I’ve never heard of called Emily Rickard, at least according to the paps, who went to Matthew Morrison’s party dressed up like an astronaut…with modifications. Space station bride?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2014 19:32:27 October 27, 2014 19:32:27

Holy sh-t, I didn’t even know you could do this (Dlisted

The Khaleesi’s birthday (TooFab

More celebrity Halloween costumes (The Superficial

Is this gloating? (Just Jared

OK but WHAT IS THE CHARACTER of this costume??? (Hollywood Tuna

Kelly Clarkson does Taylor Swift (Pop Sugar

Jennifer Lawrence’s fingered umbrella (Cele|bitchy)

Benedict Cumberbatch’s Crazy In Love (Socialite Life

Is Jennifer Lawrence pissed about Gwyneth and Chris’s closeness? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Porny cut her hair (I'm Not Obsessed