Bradley Cooper: MET Beefcake

May 6, 2014 10:51:42 Posted at May 6, 2014 10:51:42
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Remember when I said last week that I wasn’t feeling the new Bradley Cooper, all jacked up and thick? Click here for a refresher. He’s put on 40 lbs of muscle for a role and, well, it doesn’t work in a tuxedo. Do you see a neck? Now, for some reason, he reminds me of an older Zac Efron. Full Story

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Maggie, Jake, and all his MET exes

May 6, 2014 10:26:44 Posted at May 6, 2014 10:26:44
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Reese, Kiki, Taylor… One, two, three… You see what I just did there? Jake Gyllenhaal had the most exes at the MET Gala last night. His date: big sister Maggie Gyllenhaal. Sometimes I get the sense that she protects him more than he could possibly protect her. Pay attention to that. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez: Making up at the MET

May 6, 2014 10:15:19 Posted at May 6, 2014 10:15:19
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Good news for girls everywhere… Justin Bieber can’t keep them apart. Not for long. After an estrangement that lasted almost half a year, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez made up at the MET Gala last night. And they wanted to let you know about it right away. Or they wanted to let him know about it right away. Full Story

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Kirsten Dunst: MET Death Star

May 6, 2014 09:54:09 Posted at May 6, 2014 09:54:09
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In Rodarte, no surprise. The surprise here is that it’s almost palatable to non-fashion people. I love the mismatched shoulder. I love mixing match of different materials. I love the draping above the waist. But all that isn’t enough until the Death Star comes along and elevates the situation to something special. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: MET’s Most Annoying

May 6, 2014 09:46:19 Posted at May 6, 2014 09:46:19
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Stella McCartney always shows up at the MET Gala with her annual version of the Plastics. This year: Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, Kate Bosworth, and Reese Witherspoon whose MET appearance was the first of her career. And she looked it. In irritating pink, of course. And a bustline only the MiniVan Majority could love, of course. Full Story

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The MET Gala 2014

May 6, 2014 09:36:53 Posted at May 6, 2014 09:36:53
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Also called Anna Wintour’s annual prom. Some say it’s the Oscars of fashion. That title seems appropriate this year given the theme: White Tie with decorations. It was a celebration of couturier Charles James. So whatever a celebrity (and not a regular person because, remember, this is not about having no access but having all the access) would choose to wear to the Oscars would probably be a safe choice. Full Story

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Monday, May 5, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I remember there being more movie stars at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in previous years. Like, it’s where Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn once held hands, right? Now I think of it as the annual event in Washington featuring, always, the cast of Modern Family.  Read Full Intro

Charlize & Sean…and SNL?

May 5, 2014 20:06:22 Posted at May 5, 2014 20:06:22
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn arrived hand in hand in New York yesterday. And I repeat, I REPEAT, these two are still f-cking up my sh-t. What is up with 2014? George Clooney gets engaged. Sean Penn shows public affection while cameras are around. This might be a vintage year in gossip. Charlize and Sean are presumably in town so she can start working on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

Mac looks a lot better

May 5, 2014 19:38:47 Posted at May 5, 2014 19:38:47
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Did we agree that we all kinda worry about Macaulay Culkin? He ended up hating it, didn’t he? The fame. He just could never get comfortable with the fame. And all the other personal struggles that he had to manage under the weight of the fame. For a while there it looked like he was doing so great. Full Story

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Brange 2015

May 5, 2014 19:23:22 Posted at May 5, 2014 19:23:22
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This story broke late on Friday. And when I first saw the headline, I thought I’d have to put down my vodka and go back to work. But then I read the story and there were no additional details and I thought it could wait until today. According to Deadline Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 5, 2014 18:20:37 Posted at May 5, 2014 18:20:37
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With Adam Levine it’s his lips. They’re the same shade as his skin (Dlisted)

JLO is giving me a strong case of the Versaces (TooFab)

Why does Porny Jessica Simpson keep hitching up her shoulders? (The Superficial)

Finally! Maggie Gyllenhaal makes a fashion comeback. (Just Jared)

Jessica Szohr on the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio is the link here, obviously (Pop Sugar)

Lupita’s lovely dress at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (Cele|bitchy)

Trying to toughen up Robert Pattinson. Better than that Vanity Fair cover (Socialite Life)

Are Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom moving in together? Oh come on. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

LOVE this top on Taylor Swift (I'm Not Obsessed)