Brange: Buttock Futtock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:49:04 September 2, 2014 12:49:04

That’s what was on her veil, as drawn by one of the kids. And here’s a sweet detail about the Brange wedding, that accompanied the Brange photos, as revealed in HELLO Magazine which went on sale this morning in the UK: Brad had a tribute to Angelina’s mother engraved in stone in the setting where the ceremony took place. Full Story

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The Brange wedding photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:16:37 September 2, 2014 12:16:37

Like I said, they’re always so considerate. You’re a slug after the long weekend. You can’t imagine what could get you hard, coming back to work after 3 days off. And this… This is how they welcome you. Who cares about nude photos? All that matters: the Brange wedding photos. Full Story

September 2, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 12:04:48 September 2, 2014 12:04:48

“September brings all kinds of good things - celeb sightings at TIFF, delicious pumpkin spice lattes, and most importantly, the birthday of our glamorous, perfect, badass spider monkey Angelica! It's a very special person who would inspire her friends to mobilize for her, even if it does result in a weird polyamorous lesbian proposal in Chapters. Full Story

Friday, August 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 18:50:44 August 29, 2014 18:50:44

HOWWWWWW is this Cher Horowitz??? (Dlisted)

I wish I had this confidence (The Superficial)

Holy sh-t, what a nosy neighbour (Just Jared)

Hot Harry’s party boat (Cele|bitchy)

Aaron Paul’s birth story (Pop Sugar)

Call it taking advantage of her time before aging begins. Because mine don’t stand like this on a recline (Too Fab)

This is hideous I never want to see this again (Pink Is The New Blog)

Cute Hilary Duff street style (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively’s metaphorical writing is pretty much exactly what you’d expect (Pajiba)

This hair wasn’t a good decision (Go Fug Yourself)

Mark is the sexiest name…?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 18:01:38 August 29, 2014 18:01:38
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FameFlynet

Is it really? Some list was published this week listing the sexiest men’s names according to success rates on dating sites. At the top: Mark. And the rest: 2. George 3. Harry 4. William 5. Antonio 6. Andrew 7. Matthew 8. David 9. Richard 10. Christopher Sexy? I don’t think sexy when I see any of these names. Full Story

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The Walking Dead season 5: “The greater good”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 29, 2014 17:03:16 August 29, 2014 17:03:16

We’re six weeks away from the premiere of The Walking Dead season 5, so it’s time for Entertainment Weekly to run their now-annual preview issue. The collectible covers are pretty good, especially Michonne and Daryl’s. Maggie and Glenn are just kind of eh, and I’m not into Rick’s pooping face at all. Full Story

Selena & JB: long weekend in Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 16:14:32 August 29, 2014 16:14:32
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No doubt about it now. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together. It’s been two weeks. By their standards, that’s like 6 months. The two were photographed getting off a private jet two days ago in Canada. So I guess JB is spending the long weekend at home. For her, it’s a risky decision. Full Story

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Long weekend Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 15:44:46 August 29, 2014 15:44:46
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WENN

Seen at Narita Airport in Japan today catching a flight. She’s been in Japan shooting Equals for a few weeks now. I’m posting these photos because there was a conjuring. Check this email I just received from Brigitte: “After seeing the new pictures of Liam Hemsworth, I need Gossip Genie to work its magic and get us a Liam and Kristen Stewart hook up. Full Story

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My dad told me to break up with you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 15:30:17 August 29, 2014 15:30:17
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Splash

Jamie Spears, father of Britney, who is 32 years old, is his daughter court-appointed conservator. So, basically, he’s legally authorised to handle her sh-t…because she’s not capable of handling her own sh-t.. And not just in business. TMZ Full Story

Newlywed in Malta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2014 15:02:11 August 29, 2014 15:02:11
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Angelina Jolie and her kids are now in Gozo, Malta. (All the pap agencies are heading there now. Yay for Tourism Malta!) They were photographed today in a boat where Brad Pitt is expected to join them so that they can begin their working honeymoon, shooting a new film that the Jolie wrote called By The Sea. Full Story

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