Gwyneth is a Rat

January 29, 2014 15:24:54 Posted at January 29, 2014 15:24:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. Full Story

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Madonna & Miley tongues out

January 29, 2014 15:10:03 Posted at January 29, 2014 15:10:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The Social to see Miley open her tour at Rogers Arena. Full Story

Justified 5.4: “So I know you’re a Crowe”

January 29, 2014 14:38:29 Posted at January 29, 2014 14:38:29
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 5 Episode 4 recap. Four episodes in and a theme is emerging for Justified season five: Consequences. It started at the end of season four when Ava was arrested for Delroy’s murder and Raylan sanctioned Nicky Augustine’s murder, and now the consequences are just piling up for everyone. Full Story

This is Sienna…now

January 29, 2014 14:24:42 Posted at January 29, 2014 14:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really good profile of Sienna Miller in the new ESQUIRE UK. Helps that she knows the writer and that they have mutual friends. Because she’s candid, a lot more candid than we’re used to from celebrities. And part of that is comfort but, as the writer suggests, most of that is just…her. Full Story

January 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 29, 2014 14:12:35 Posted at January 29, 2014 14:12:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jamie! Happy Birthday from your partner in gossip and sister Gaby who says that since you got the best guy ever, you don’t need shirtless photos of anyone. Fine. How about pandas then?  Full Story

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to bed (if you can), make sure the sheets are fresh, and then try not to do much cleaning at least over the weekend.  Read Full Intro

The Kates and Alexander McQueen

January 28, 2014 22:14:08 Posted at January 28, 2014 22:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alexander McQueen has released new ad shot by Steven Klein and featuring Kate Moss. Watch it. And if that was the only exposure you’d ever had to the label, would you ever guess that that was where Katy Cambridge’s wedding dress came from? A reader called Tania just emailed suggesting that there’s a lot of Tilda Swinton happening here in Kate’s styling. Full Story

New Adult Books and Phone Sex: Deeper by Robin York

January 28, 2014 21:59:23 Posted at January 28, 2014 21:59:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about New Adult last week. Click here for a refresher. After that I read another called Deeper by Robin York. The formula is intact –  as you can see by the squicky title – but there’s a lot less eyeroll happening in this story. Full Story

The Price of Mom Pimping

January 28, 2014 21:03:17 Posted at January 28, 2014 21:03:17
Maria Posted by Maria

When it comes to celebrity culture, 99% of celebrities will tell you what a scourge the paparazzi are – how they just can’t stand the attention and they want to go shopping at The Grove in peace, ok? This is what they say, but it’s not hard to spot signs of collusion. Perfectly done hair/makeup on a grocery run, an uptick in photos during a promotion or campaign, a coffee run to announce a new coupling. Full Story

Katy Perry’s Beatles cape

January 28, 2014 20:33:28 Posted at January 28, 2014 20:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 28, 2014 19:34:18 Posted at January 28, 2014 19:34:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uncle Jesse eats yoghurt (Dlisted)

JB’s living freeeeee (The Superficial)

Madonna and Miley to be together (FishWrapper)

The Queen has no money or something (Cele|bitchy)

Tobey Maguire is stepping on Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange territory (Just Jared)

Good colour on Jessie J (Hollywood Tuna)

I love this Emma Watson editorial (Amy Grindhouse)

Andrew Garfield being cute at the airport (Pop Sugar)

A blue Jennifer Lawrence (Popoholic)

I did like Julia Roberts’s dress (Go Fug Yourself)