Smutty Social Media, July 13, 2016

July 13, 2016 21:26:27 Posted at July 13, 2016 21:26:27
Maria Posted by Maria

Let’s rate the performative coupling of 3 pairs: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen and Blake, Taylor and Tom. I think, right now, Tom’s “presenting” of Katie and the couch jumping still haven’t been topped. But one day we will study the evolution of these photos, analyzing palm vs. Full Story

A Swoki proposal?

July 13, 2016 19:47:59 Posted at July 13, 2016 19:47:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the subject of celebrity news and consumption, there’s a knowledge gap between those of us who live on the internet and those who just get their updates from magazines and, maybe, half an hour of entertainment television a day. My favourite example to cite that proves this point is John Travolta. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 13, 2016 18:28:37 Posted at July 13, 2016 18:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone on Twitter said that Nickelback looks pretty good now in light of this and um…yeah (Dlisted

Maya Rudolph and Emma Stone harmonise and you didn’t know you needed it but you do (Just Jared

Alicia Vikander in another silver dress (Cele|bitchy

Elle Fanning’s new colour (TooFab

Orlando Bloom adjusts at the beach (TMZ

Time for new shots of Jessica Simpson in her bikini (The Superficial

Francesca Eastwood’s hypnotic eyes (Hollywood Tuna

I really don’t love this colour (Go Fug Yourself)

OMG whooooo??? (Pajiba

Four Funny Women in Ghostbusters

July 13, 2016 14:44:19 Posted at July 13, 2016 14:44:19
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Robin Marchant/ Steve Mack/ Getty Images, Wenn

Ghostbusters starts with a laugh, as an historical mansion tour guide—Silicon Valley’s Zach Woods, doing more in five minutes than many can do in an entire film—gives his spiel about the supposed haunting of the “Aldridge Mansion”, describing a murderous daughter entombed in her home’s basement (shades of Erszebet Bathory). Full Story

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