Michael Keaton somehow won twice

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 15:22:37 January 16, 2015 15:22:37
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I don’t understand why Birdman keeps getting categorized as a comedy. It’s weird and has its funny moments, but it’s not a comedy. And yet at the Golden Globes and the Critics’ Choice Awards it was classified as a comedy. I’m fine with splitting drama and comedy categories for award purposes, but if that’s going to happen then can you please nominate actual comedies and not dramas that have some humorous dialogue? It defeats the purpose of the split categories if all you’re doing is ignoring actual comedies in order to sneak in more dramatic nominees. Full Story

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Gwyneth: Angelina, Taco Bell, and ecstasy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 15:08:59 January 16, 2015 15:08:59
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God it’s been a great week. We started at the Globes. Gwyneth was at the Globes. And then she stayed with us through the week, continuing to give us gold on Howard Stern and last night on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. What makes Gwyneth so great for gossip is that she will play. Full Story

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Chris X 3: We got a Marvel Bingo!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 14:43:18 January 16, 2015 14:43:18
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Lainey asked me to watch the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and I agreed, but before it started I went out to try and dig my car out of the accumulated ice and snow under which it was buried. I slipped on some ice and the snow shovel took a chunk out of my leg and after duct-taping it closed I took a bunch of codeine and sat down (read: collapsed) to watch the CCAs. Full Story

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Look who finally showed up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 14:26:27 January 16, 2015 14:26:27
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Interrupting the Critics’ Choice posts to catch up with Johnny Depp, who finally decided to start promoting Mortdecai last night on Jimmy Kimmel. He was not alone. Amber Heard accompanied him to the studio so that he can prove to you that his much younger fiancé still wants him. For now. Full Story

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Angelina gets friendly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 14:11:25 January 16, 2015 14:11:25
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F-ck. Can we rage first about her bullsh-t taste in clothing? This dress is SO old. And SO ugly. And SO … It’s the WORST. Because it’s so obvious. So obvious that she’s all about invoking the Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe Old Hollywood vibe. You know why that worked for them? Because it was 50 years ago. Full Story

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Hair up, breasts out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 13:44:54 January 16, 2015 13:44:54
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And not black! So…was this Jennifer Aniston’s “f-ck you” to the Academy? Fresh off her Oscar exclusion, Jennifer Aniston showed up at Critics’ Choice last night in a marsala pantsuit and body chain. A body chain? Sounds about right for a girl who wears toe rings. Full Story

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January 16, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 13:30:51 January 16, 2015 13:30:51

“Happy Birthday to my favourite east coaster, Crystal, from Amy! I hope you have the best birthday weekend with Owen and Joelle. And thanks for the NYE hang in Toronto. Watching Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin bomb would have been completely disheartening had you not been there. Love you!” “Wishing Mo the best 31st birthday ever! May it be filled with many Breakfast Croissants and Tiffany dreams! We miss you here at work!” From Kate And for Joanne from Theresa and Kate who are so proud and inspired by your courage and grace. Full Story

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Dear Gossips,

The Oscar nominations were just announced. I’ll have more analysis later. But from a Gossip perspective, all you need to know is this… NO Aniston. NO Brange. If you’re Team Brange, you’re happy that Aniston’s campaign ultimately couldn’t deliver.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Affleck & Kendrick, Olivia’s dog, and Marisa Tomei

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 22:22:20 January 15, 2015 22:22:20
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Ben Affleck and Anna Kendrick are in Atlanta working on a new movie together called The Accountant. He balances the books by day and is an assassin by night. When I first heard about this project, two words jumped in my head: Reindeer Games. That said, I trust Anna Kendrick. She wouldn’t be in a Reindeer Games, would she? Olivia Munn has a puppy and she’s been taking her puppy along with her to promote Mortdecai. Full Story

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Mimi in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 21:23:30 January 15, 2015 21:23:30
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Jacek and I used to go to Vegas at least once a year. It was much easier when we lived in Vancouver. Just a two hour flight. We’d stay long, by Vegas standards. Most people go to Vegas for 3 days, 4 tops. We’d stay 6 days and golf and gamble and eat. But even before we moved to Toronto I was kinda getting tired of it, probably because I don’t have that much holiday time and I want to use it to see new places. Full Story

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I see you, JLO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 20:57:53 January 15, 2015 20:57:53
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Jennifer Lopez and her The Boy Next Door co-star Ryan Guzman were on Ryan Seacrest this morning for promotion. Guzman, of course, is also rumoured to be her real life …situation right now. Of course there was no situation when they were shooting the film, shooting scenes with him saying that “I like your mom’s cookies”, and pressing her up against a wall and going down her stomach with his tongue. Full Story

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