Victoria’s big day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 20:43:25 September 25, 2014 20:43:25
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The Victoria Beckham flagship on Dover Street in London opened today. I’ve attached some photos. They’re saying she wanted it be like an art gallery to showcase not only her clothing but also the architecture. It’s beautiful. And I love that piece of green wall in one of the dressing rooms that she’s posing against. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 19:09:47 September 25, 2014 19:09:47

OK, but what about Mimi? (Dlisted)  

Emma Stone needs a cab (Just Jared

George Clooney’s in a love haze, fine. But I don’t believe he’s this sappy (Cele|bitchy

Bear Grylls proposed like that Christopher Walken scene in Pulp Fiction (The Superficial

Leo might be looking for a new 20-25 year old model (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Ariana Grande with red hair is freaking me out (Pop Sugar

Before Scandal tonight… what about their secrets? (Too Fab

Selena Gomez doesn’t actually look like a real person here (Hollywood Tuna

I hate the slit in this camisole (Popoholic

Diane Kruger in Chanel…and it’s a miss. She looks like she knows it too (Go Fug Yourself
 

Early birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 17:32:20 September 25, 2014 17:32:20
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Eagle Eyes/ Splash

It's my birthday tomorrow. And look at my gift to you! New photos of Benedict Cumberbatch on set of the BBC2 production of The Hollow Crown: The War of the Roses. Sarah always talks about his voice. Cumberbatch fans love the voice. And now the voice is doing Shakespeare. With his hair longer and wavy and wet. Full Story

Nothing to do with the partying

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 16:55:48 September 25, 2014 16:55:48
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Lindsay Lohan's doing Speed-the-Plow in London. The production is currently in previews. Last night, theatre-goers had an opportunity to see her perform. There was some laughing. Some of the lines are too close. Some of the lines are too true. But the laughing also had to do with the fact that she had to be prompted. Full Story

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Blake Lively > Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:45:30 September 25, 2014 15:45:30
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It was announced last month that Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai would be released in February – click here for a refresher. And then the trailer came out and, as Sarah pointed out, it made sense why they’d want to bury it there. Mortdecai looks like sh-t. Full Story

“That’s just my face penis”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:20:52 September 25, 2014 15:20:52
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

One of the earliest rumours about the True Detective Season 2 casting was that Ellen Page and Kate Mara would replace Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. I was excited about that. I didn’t really care for Season 1 but if they’d set it up like that for Season 2, I was in. Didn’t happen. Full Story

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Here comes the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:02:10 September 25, 2014 15:02:10
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It’s an obvious title. But I feel like we have to get obvious here. Because, well, nothing has been subtle about the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding roll-out. He told us when and where. We know the hotel, we know the designers, we know the officiant. In two days, George will marry Amal in Venice. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

One more night. How To Get Away With Murder and…

The return of Olivia Pope!

And that’s why Kerry Washington has been on heavy promotion all week. Last night it was Fallon. They played the In My Box game. God, she is cute. Irresistibly likeable. Which is why she’s the anchor for ABC’s clever new marketing strategy #TGIT.

Oh Thursday nights.

When I was growing up, Thursday nights were The Cosby Show, Family Ties, and Cheers. Like, we’d get home from school on Thursdays – the worst school days – and then suddenly feel like life was full of possibility. After that, in university, it was Friends, Seinfeld, and ER. Dorm night bonding…

Is that what social media is now on Thursdays? A giant dorm?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Handsome Jake eats alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 19:58:03 September 24, 2014 19:58:03
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AKM-GSI /Splash

Jake Gyllenhaal looked very handsome shooting a new film called Demolition at JFK airport in New York today. Jakey plays an investment banker so, I imagine, the wardrobe calls for no thick facial hair and really good clothes: a beautiful sweater, great pants, good shoes… Mostly though, I just like staring at his face. Full Story

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No, not like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 19:21:10 September 24, 2014 19:21:10
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FameFlynet

Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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