He’s a “bruiser”!

April 9, 2014 13:25:54 Posted at April 9, 2014 13:25:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pool/ Getty

After taking a couple of days off to rest and acclimate to the time zone, the Cambridges were out in New Zealand today at Government House for a royal playdate. All kinds of babies were invited to hang with Little G, who was apparently in a sh-tty mood at the start, fussing in his mother’s arms and pulling her hair. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Laini Taylor’s Dreams Of Gods & Monsters was released today. I downloaded it to my iPad as soon as my alarm went off this morning and now it’s just sitting there, next to me on the desk, taunting, tempting: Blow off the whole day and read me, read me, read me.  Read Full Intro

Jen wants an Oscar too!

April 8, 2014 20:10:15 Posted at April 8, 2014 20:10:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

I mean if Matthew McConaughey can win an Oscar… Jennifer Aniston is currently at work on an independent film called Cake. Do you remember her in The Good Girl? People lost their sh-t over that movie because she wore minimal makeup and her hair was short. I was like, that’s just Rachel with short hair. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

April 8, 2014 18:23:25 Posted at April 8, 2014 18:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Unnaturally impossible in GOOP years” is the best thing I’ve read all day (Dlisted)

F-ck YES. Put Christina Hendricks’s breasts on Game Of Thrones! (The Superficial)

I’ve start skipping the parts when Scarjo talks (Too Fab)

When Lindsay Lohan says “one”, what’s the number she actually means? (Cele|bitchy)

Look at Zac Efron’s abs so you won’t think about him under the bridge doing bad sh-t (Just Jared)

I hate all three of these dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

That’s a lot of eye makeup for a little kids’ soccer game (Pink Is The New Blog)

Leo & Toni: like an uncle taking his niece to the old time record store (Pop Sugar)

I need a pair of these gym pants on Hilary Duff (Popoholic)

Not even Shakira can make me like a Zuhair Murad dress (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Coldplay’s Magic video: Coincidence or conspiracy

April 8, 2014 18:13:16 Posted at April 8, 2014 18:13:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Coldplay’s new album Ghost Music drops in May. The video for Magic was released yesterday. I’ve already told you how I feel about the song. Click here for a refresher. It’s TERRIBLE. But while everyone else initially thought those lyrics were for Gwyneth, I wondered if they were meant for someone else. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Orlando Bloom

April 8, 2014 17:41:00 Posted at April 8, 2014 17:41:00
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, FameFlynet

(For previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus Series, please click here.) Ever since we started this series, we’ve received repeated requests for Orlando Bloom. He’s been mentioned several times in other people’s prospectuses, but has somehow escaped having one of his own. Full Story

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Winona on Veronica's birthday week

April 8, 2014 16:30:23 Posted at April 8, 2014 16:30:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

I opened yesterday with Heathers. Click here if you missed it and the Entertainment Weekly oral history celebrating the 25th anniversary of the film. To mark the milestone, we shot a Winona appreciation segment for etalk last week. Just me freestyling on why Winona is still everything after all these years. Full Story

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Only the most loyal

April 8, 2014 15:19:20 Posted at April 8, 2014 15:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

I envy the Fan. S/he is not fickle. S/he has selective sight. S/he is devoted to the very end. S/he remains undeterred. For the Johnny Depp fan, these photos are no problem. S/he doesn’t notice that NO ONE should be attracted to a man in this outfit. NO ONE would be turned on by those pants. Full Story

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Gaga like Beyonce

April 8, 2014 14:38:35 Posted at April 8, 2014 14:38:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/ Getty

Lady Gaga performed at the Roseland Ballroom last night. It was the last of 7 sold out shows and the final show ever before the historic venue closes down. Gaga is a New York City girl. No doubt it meant a lot to her to have this opportunity. In other Gaga news… Page Six Full Story

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Leave our time alone

April 8, 2014 14:28:37 Posted at April 8, 2014 14:28:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Like Ghostbusters III, a potential Goonies sequel has been talked about for a long time. There was actually a sequel video game released in 1987, two years after the movie came out (it was a pretty sweet Nintendo game), even though there was no movie sequel. But also like Ghostbusters III, it’s been a bad idea for a long time. Full Story