Smutty Tingles

Jacek Posted by Jacek at January 23, 2015 18:30:56 January 23, 2015 18:30:56

Lainey’s come down with something sudden and apologizes for the short day. She will be ready to go for the SAGs. Join us Monday for a full recap. Here’s a weekend signoff with Tingles…

Sasha finds Sienna's stripes in Lifestyle

The first dude’s cock to ball ratio is way off.  Should have declined this runway (Dlisted)

I totally believe Lilo’s virus excuse and feel terrible for her (The Superficial

Emma’s latest #HeForShe speech (Just Jared

Do sex bombs giggle? (Cele|bitchy

Ryan and JLo are not dating “at all” (Pop Sugar

Gaga and Adele team up (Too Fab

Justin’s wee wee might be that (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Wicked diving dog! (Hollywood Tuna

Greatest bad movie speeches (Pajiba

Johnny Depp finally showered! (Go Fug Yourself

Sebastian Stan has crazy gymnast sex

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2015 16:41:24 January 23, 2015 16:41:24
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Splash, Jamie McCarthy/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Speaking of sex at the movies. Lainey’s all het up for The Boy Next Door, I’m just relieved I don’t have to sit through it. No amount of top-notch fake f*cking can make up for a poorly made movie, sorry. Like I told Lainey last night, all commercials for The Boy Next Door make me want to do is watch Out of Sight. Full Story

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Chris Pratt lifts things

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 23, 2015 16:03:29 January 23, 2015 16:03:29
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Pacific Coast News

It’s Friday, which means if you’re anything like me you’re staring at the clock on your computer monitor, trying to will time forward with your mind. In the spirit of passing time until it’s officially the weekend, here is Chris Pratt, maintaining his superhero shape with his wife, Anna Faris, on a bike ride. Full Story

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The Boy Next Door review

Joanna Posted by Joanna at January 23, 2015 15:39:22 January 23, 2015 15:39:22
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FameFlynet

The Boy Next Door is Jennifer Lopez’s first film in two years. With more laughs and (way) more steam than in the trailer, you should give it a shot even though its great foreplay and racy sex don’t result in satisfying finish. Still, where else would you hear lines like, "Dude, you've got to read The Iliad" coming from a man who's "nearly 20"? JLO plays Claire, a separated high school classics teacher and mom to a sensitive teenage boy who's allergic to bees. Full Story

Front Row Hierarchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2015 15:17:13 January 23, 2015 15:17:13
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Charley Gallay/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty Images

The DAILY FRONT ROW Fashion Los Angeles Awards last night. I’m doing a few posts about this event because there’s a lot to say. But you’ll note… This is not the Taylor Swift crowd. This is Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Katy Perry, and Kanye West honouring Jeremy Scott. In the front row. Full Story

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January 23, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2015 14:29:16 January 23, 2015 14:29:16

Liz! Happy 25th Birthday with love from Erika! This year will not suck. In fact, it will be SO good. You’re at the spirit age now. Have the best weekend! “To our thoughtful, adorable and lovely toepick of emotion, Heather. Happiest of birthdays from your friends in gossip, who hope that you're well-hydrated before you start reading this, because we think it might be pretty high on the Cry-o-Meter. Full Story

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you read The Girl On The Train by Paula Hawkins yet? Are you reading The Girl On The Train by Paula Hawkins? It’s the hot book of the season. It’s the most disciplined I’ve had to be about a book in a long time.  Read Full Intro

Jude Law’s Black Sea hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2015 22:16:39 January 22, 2015 22:16:39
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Mike Coppola/ D Dipasupil/ Getty Images

Jude Law stepped out last night at the NY premiere of Black Sea. He looks good. Very handsome. Just… I can’t figure out what’s going on with his hair. Like, there’s so much of it… but not that much of it… you know what I mean? Look at the length of that ringlet! If you stretched it out, how long would it be? Is that a compensation? I don’t understand. Full Story

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Smutty Roundup: Miley’s back, Kristen’s not on Insta, and Arya’s great suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2015 21:56:11 January 22, 2015 21:56:11
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Joe/ Wenn, FameFlynet

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger are back in LA after holiday in Maui. Today they were papped while out for lunch. Question: is that her Chanel backpack or his? This morning Kristen Stewart went out for coffee with Alicia Cargile as the Daily Mail reported that she’d joined Instagram. Full Story

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Jake G remains superhero-free

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 22, 2015 20:35:49 January 22, 2015 20:35:49
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty Images

Last week we learned that Tom Hardy had dropped out of Warner Brothers’ Suicide Squad, the villain team-up movie, and that they were going after Jake Gyllenhaal as his replacement. Well, Jake G has passed, too. So the Suicide Squad remains one member short with production set to begin in April. Full Story