March 26, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 26, 2014 13:30:02 Posted at March 26, 2014 13:30:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Claire! Happy Birthday with love from your 10 year friend Katya who is so grateful for your support and inspiration. She says you “helped make me the person I am today”. And for Kathy from Sandie – Happy 50th Birthday! It’s was so lovely to meet you last year. Will we meet again this year? Please say yes. Full Story

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Dear Gossips,

How could I miss the 30 year anniversary of The Breakfast Club yesterday? Was too busy watching a press conference that only resulted in more questions. If they found the plane, where IS the plane?!? But wait. How was I only 10 years old when The Breakfast Club came out? We were talking about The Breakfast Club at etalk yesterday and our boss Morley mentioned that he saw it in theatres and I was quick to auto-reply, yeah, me too.  Read Full Intro

Conscious Uncoupling…for a Rat

March 25, 2014 23:01:52 Posted at March 25, 2014 23:01:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What have I been telling you about those born under the sign of the RAT? This is the Year of the Horse. And the Horse is not kind to Rats. Since Chinese New Year the warning was there: Rats will have it rough. Here’s the post where it was foretold. Full Story

You don’t have to comment

March 25, 2014 20:30:58 Posted at March 25, 2014 20:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When you’re a model, you don’t have to use your words to work. It’s your body. It’s your hair. It’s your face. And no one uses her face better than Naomi Campbell. So when she was asked about Kanye West and Kanye West’s fiancée on the cover of VOGUE, her face did the talking for her. Full Story

Press tour of FUN!

March 25, 2014 19:50:24 Posted at March 25, 2014 19:50:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You love your job. You get to travel the world talking about your job. You are Spider-Man after all. And… bonus! You’re in love and your girlfriend is doing her job right beside you. One of the most energetic party people in Hollywood is along for the ride too. Life can’t really suck, right? The Amazing Spider-Man 2 press tour looks like it doesn’t suck at all, especially not for Andrew Garfield who might actually be my most favourite famous person right now. Full Story

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The Education of Alicia Florrick

March 25, 2014 19:35:11 Posted at March 25, 2014 19:35:11
Duana Posted by Duana
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THERE ARE SO MANY SPOILERS. YOU KNOW THIS. THIS IS THE JUMP AFTER WHICH THERE ARE SPOILERS. SERIOUS ONES. A friend of mine recently started watching The Good Wife. She’s behind – just finishing Season One. So when Sunday night happened, I told her to stay off Twitter (and seriously, Lara, go read something else). Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 25, 2014 19:22:59 Posted at March 25, 2014 19:22:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The most interesting part of this quote is “Taylor’s advisors are tired of setting her up on dates” (Dlisted)

Maria Menounos is breaking up with Mario Lopez (The Superficial)

This Hot Bitch doesn’t need a bra! (Too Fab)

Hot Harry and Cressy have gone skiing (Cele|bitchy)

Justin Bieber is done with tattoos for now (Just Jared)

Those socks really want to be photographed (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan brings out Oprah’s swears (Towelroad)

Mila Kunis’s low quality for love (Pop Sugar)

This photo makes me really uncomfortable. I think it’s the bra (Popoholic)

Good dress on Zosia Mamet (Go Fug Yourself)

Chris Evans is retir—wait what was that? About money?

March 25, 2014 18:04:17 Posted at March 25, 2014 18:04:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Chris Evans has a fancy Variety profile in advance of Captain America: The Winter Soldier opening in the US next week (have I mentioned today that it’s really good?). The headline is that he’s going to leave acting and pursue directing, full-time, once his Marvel contract is done (he has three pictures remaining on his deal). Full Story

Marky Mark and the robots

March 25, 2014 17:19:28 Posted at March 25, 2014 17:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are Autobots and Decepticons robots or aliens? I can see Sarah palming her face. This is a real question I just asked backstage at The Social and there were some eyerolls. The answer is that Transformers are a “robot alien race”. FINE. Anyway, the 4th Transformers movie was the major feature at the Paramount Cinemacon presentation. Full Story

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No Leo after Oscars?

March 25, 2014 16:14:09 Posted at March 25, 2014 16:14:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, went out for dinner last night in LA with his girlfriend. Meanwhile, his best friend Leonardo DiCaprio is in St Barts. He was seen there on Sunday with several friends and Toni Garrn, who is not pictured in this photo set. How come Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, wasn’t invited? Maybe it was a scheduling issue. Full Story

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This is How We Do It

March 25, 2014 15:34:04 Posted at March 25, 2014 15:34:04
Duana Posted by Duana

You know when you just can't make yourself care? I remember a couple of weeks ago Lainey was trying to make herself care about Ariana Grande. That's how I feel about the Hemsworths. I try to make myself care. There's no ill-will or distaste, it's just like trying to get me to have a real emotional response to, like, rice. Full Story