Star Wars has a stupid title

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 6, 2014 18:59:21 November 6, 2014 18:59:21
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There’s an epidemic in Hollywood, a rash spreading through production offices like a bad case of pink eye, and it’s the trend of dumb subtitles given to franchise pictures. My #1 stupid title punching bag is Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which I call Superhero Face Punch because that is clearly a better, more to-the-point title. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch proposed on Monday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 18:11:23 November 6, 2014 18:11:23
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A reader called Maureen emailed yesterday: “I am honestly shocked that no one has coined the term ‘Cumhards’ for the crazy Cumberbatch fans.” Cumhards makes sense. Because the Batchies behave in similar ways to Twi-Hards, especially on social media. Cumhards ask questions at film festival screenings like, “Can I have some of your yummy-ness” which is not as hilariously insane as tattooing Robert Pattinson’s face on your back but I’m sure we’re almost there. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 17:34:46 November 6, 2014 17:34:46
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Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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Mawk Wahlberg’s gawta gamblin’ prawblem

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 6, 2014 17:00:14 November 6, 2014 17:00:14
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Yo, braw, come over heeah and check out the new trailuh for Mawky Mawk’s Oscah movie The Gambler. He plays a wicked smaht cawllege professah who likes’ta gamble and gets in deep with the mob or somethin’, I dunno, fahck you, why you care so much about a movie? I’m just laughin’ becawse Mawk's Bahstahn accent is virtually non-existent. Full Story

Faith's pixie and Nicole's boho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 16:33:13 November 6, 2014 16:33:13
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It's what we do with celebrities, right? We matchmake, friends and lovers. At least some of us do. So it seems obvious to me that Faith Hill and Nicole Kidman would be friends.They're around the same age, Faith is country royalty, Nicole is Hollywood royalty, they're artists, they could talk about their kids, go to yoga together, get some Botox together, then hit up spin class, record a duet. Full Story

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Avri Roel Downey (Jr.)

Duana Posted by Duana at November 6, 2014 16:17:44 November 6, 2014 16:17:44
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You know when you meet a new friend or a romantic partner and you’re drunk on them and everything is wonderful? You think they’re fantastic and where have they been all your life and then you realize, with a ‘chonk’ in your stomach, that they are about to reveal to you that they are not perfect. Full Story

Martin Lawrence Mockingjay Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 16:06:41 November 6, 2014 16:06:41
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The Mockingjay Part 1 premiere is Monday. Now that no one knows sh-t about whether or not Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are still together it's given everyone permission to make up stories. This one comes from The Daily Mail. They're saying that Martin Lawrence is on and that Chris will be with Jennifer at the premiere but not walk the carpet but totally be her date inside the event. Full Story

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The Coronation of Bro Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 15:25:44 November 6, 2014 15:25:44
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I was watching a documentary about country music at home the other night. It was Dolly Parton. She was on screen as I was flipping channels. And you don’t change the channel on Dolly. Mostly I just wanted to listen to Dolly talk about her career but some other dudes, all veterans, came on and one of them started complaining about Bro Country, how it’s not real country music and how he doesn’t care about songs that feature “sugar shakers”, thank you very much Florida Georgia Line. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain’s Oscar fight

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 6, 2014 15:12:15 November 6, 2014 15:12:15
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Jessica Chastain has two Oscar-buzzy movies coming out—Interstellar this weekend and A Most Violent Year at the end of December. She’s already got good odds on a Supporting Actress nomination with Interstellar, but some Oscar prognosticators think she’s better and more worthy in Violent Year. Full Story

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Miranda Lambert on top

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 14:38:26 November 6, 2014 14:38:26
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Miranda Lambert won a LOT last night. Four times, for a total of 11 CMAs over all, which means she has the most CMAs of any female artist of all time – more than Faith, more than Reba, more than Martina. Miranda Lambert is just 30 years old. She’s definitely not done. And I want to celebrate this, I do. Full Story

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