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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story
Angelina Jolie is in Shanghai promoting Maleficent. The movie did well at the box office here. And there’s so much money over in China, she has to go get it. Brad Pitt did not join her for the trip. We’ll come back to him later. As you can see, she’s wearing another pair of those custom Louboutins that were made for her for this press tour. Full Story
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Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail dress that you couldn’t tell apart from everybody else? And especially on the day that it’s announced that you’ll be in the new Star Wars movie. Full Story
Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too? The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here Full Story
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Rihanna was named Fashion Icon at the CFDA Awards last night in New York. If you know you’re going to the CFDAs and they’re honouring you with that kind of title, well, you know you have to bring it, balls out. All out. And she did. Adam Selman had people working non-stop, day and night to finish this piece featuring over 200,000 thousand crystals sewn into fishnet. Full Story
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Tilda Swinton is shooting a film called Trainwreck in New York which is also how I would explain how her character’s been styled – a trainwreck. Tilda Swinton’s playing Jennifer Aniston. It’s hard to look at. I hate it. It’s making me grumpy. Toronto’s a muggy wet mess today. Full Story
Genevieve – you definitely need a distraction today while you’re waiting for little Thatcher. And I have just the thing… Let me know how it goes, OK? I know it’ll be fine, but let me know anyway. For Nicole from Sabine who wants you to know how much she appreciates that you’ve been there for her through this sh-tty time. Full Story
How do you think Prince Charles feels today? Spain’s King Juan Carlos announced this morning that he will abdicate the throne, stepping aside for his son Prince Felipe. Felipe is 46 years old. Charles is 65. And he’s been waiting …forever.
Then again, Queen Elizabeth is decidedly more popular – at least right now – than King Juan Carlos. People are mad at Juan Carlos. And they’re mad at him about money. It’s a lot harder to get over than being perceived to be “insensitive”.
Did you have a good weekend? Angelina Jolie had a great weekend. Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent exceeded box office estimates for a gross of almost $70 million, making it her biggest opening ever. So she’s halfway there. Halfway to what? Well, there’s also Unbroken later this year. And if she can mount an award season campaign on a drama, after Maleficent’s commercial success, it’ll be another one of those I WIN AT EVERYTHING moments that set her apart from everyone else.
Yours in gossip,
There’s never going to be a time when I don’t post any photos I can of these two on their horses doing their sport of kings thing. At least not until they start looking really bad in tight white pants. At what age do men start looking sh-tty in tight white pants? These two? If Hot Harry can hold his beer bloat off? Well past their 40s, for sure. Full Story
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The Beckhams were seen at LAX this weekend heading out of town. All their children were with them including first son, Brooklyn. The day before, Brooklyn, 15, was in Santa Monica. Without his siblings, without his parents. With Chloe Moretz. She’s 17. This reminds me of Offspring Rock Band Full Story
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There have been all kinds of rumours lately about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban breaking up. It only got worse when he didn’t join her in Cannes when Grace Of Monaco opened the festival. For what it’s worth, they were at a wedding in Hendersonville, TN this weekend for Keith’s guitar player. Full Story