Tom Brady must have lost a bet to Seth MacFarlane
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Back in 2012, I quite liked Ted, Seth MacFarlane’s talking teddy bear movie starring Mark Wahlberg. It hit the right balance between MacFarlane’s raunchy sense of humor and actually having a heart under the R-rated jokes and the teddy bear gimmick. So I’m holding out hope that the latest trailer for Ted 2, which is a red band, is just a bad trailer, and not indicative of the movie as a whole, because this trailer is BAD. Full Story
Kristen Stewart’s cover alliteration
Kristen Stewart covers the June issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar. She’s wearing Chanel. It’s exquisite, this outfit, but it looks heavy. And stressful. For a photo shoot, fine. No one is comfortable on a photo shoot. But imagine bopping around in this? Can’t be relaxing. Excerpts from the article will be released later this week (and I’ll write about it then) but the exclusive promise is as follows: Kristen Stewart on Sexuality, Sexism, and her search for Serenity Easy with the alliteration there. Full Story
April 28, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Audrey! Congratulations on your final law school paper! Anne is so proud of you for not only what you’ve accomplished and for doing what you love. Leslie Knope would approve of this too. The ALS Double Play will host The Purple Carpet Event: A Screening of The Theory Of Everything on May 7th in support of the Tanz Research Centre for Neurodegenerative Diseases at the University of Toronto. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
I keep calling it the Mary Lindo. That’s the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital in London where Princess Catherine will give birth to Big G’s sibling. And where press and royal TwiHards have been gathered for days. Read Full Intro
Spontaneous push-ups
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Zac Efron is in Georgia working on a movie called Dirty Grandpa. He was photographed on set today. In between scenes, he appears to be dropping down for a set of push-ups. I mean, good for him, you know? Maximise every minute. It can be boring, sitting around in your trailer all day, waiting for them to set up the lights and block the shots. Full Story
Smutty Social Media, Monday April 27, 2015
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Jay Z took some time on the weekend to unleash #TidalFacts and he does make some salient points – at 700k subscribers in a month, it’s hardly a flop. But with the star power and hype behind it, what number would tip it to “successful”? The problem with an endeavor like this is that there’s no context. Full Story
Annie’s Grounded reunion
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Anne Hathaway’s Grounded, playing at the Public Theatre in New York until May 24, is receiving solid reviews. And even if critics aren’t in love with the entire production, her performance, not surprisingly, is being widely praised. As if there was any doubt. Even those of you who can’t stand her have to admit that she can act, non? Anne Hathaway has all the goods. Full Story
What could go wrong?
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If you were a Disney/Marvel publicist, last week probably wasn’t great. Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans were sexist (click here for a refresher). Robert Downey Jr walked out of an interview (click here Full Story
Smutty Tingles
Justin Bieber goes to a prom….in April. I know I’m old but what am I missing here? (Dlisted)
Jake Gyllenhaal tells Ellen that he’s single (Just Jared)
Blake Lively's perspective on Blake Lively (Cele|bitchy)
Jude Law’s son looks exactly like him (TooFab)
Sarah says Jared Leto looks like Insane Clown Posse (The Superficial)
Nick Jonas’s girlfriend in a padded green dress (Hollywood Tuna)
Prince Big G before the birth of his sibling (Pop Sugar)
I really like Nikki Reed’s wedding dress (OK!)
Pattinson & twigs: the Venice date
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Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs were in Venice this weekend. They walked along the boardwalk. They went for ice cream. It was like a textbook Venice date. Is that the ring? So far, as you know, they’ve not confirmed that they’re getting married. But they’ve not denied it either. Full Story
The Royals 1.7: Dame Joan Collins shows up AT LAST
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The Royals Season 1, Episode 7 recap I don’t understand how titles work on this show at all. Dame Joan Collins finally appears as Queen Helena’s mom, and her title is “Grand Duchess of Oxford”, except that doesn’t make any sense. A Grand Duchess is the head of a sovereign state, or a Russian princess. Full Story