Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 18:53:13 July 21, 2014 18:53:13

I really like “rappelling” (Dlisted)

Porny gushes and her tongue is out (TooFab)

Lindsay Lohan pops a zit on a boat (The Superficial)

Henry Cavill in Detroit (Just Jared)

OMG Theo Huxtable is going to be on Sons Of Anarchy! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Gisele’s birthday cake (Pop Sugar)

Anna Paquin on monogamy and sexuality (Cele|bitchy)

Michael Buble’s kid has really good hair (Socialite Life)

If this is true, Drake, what the f-ck are you doing? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Porny’s 3rd kid? (I'm Not Obsessed)

George Clooney is “marrying up”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 17:23:39 July 21, 2014 17:23:39
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GSI

George Clooney spoke to Variety the other day to sh-t on The Daily Mail some more. Click here to read the article. I understand that he wants to treat them like they treat others and it is indeed kinda funny that they have to just eat all his punches bent over. Full Story

The smartest celebrity on Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 16:15:42 July 21, 2014 16:15:42
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FameFlynet

And here he is… According to TIME Leonardo DiCaprio is the smartest celebrity on Twitter based on the fact that his tweets use big words with more than 2 syllables. Seriously. That’s their measurement. Apparently the reading comprehension level of Twitter users averages at a fourth grade level. Full Story

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Nikki, Ian, and The Code

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 15:52:34 July 21, 2014 15:52:34
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FameFlynet, AKM-GSI / Splash

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder were out together this weekend at the Farmers Market looking very close. He had his face in her neck. He had his arms around her. At one point they hooked up with another woman and Ian appeared to be rather tactile with her too. It could be that they are tight, like friends tight, affectionate friends tight. Full Story

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Big G on his feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 15:16:14 July 21, 2014 15:16:14
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JOHN STILLWELL/ Getty

Big Prince G turns 1 tomorrow and to commemorate the milestone, his parents have released a photo of him for the first time on his feet, all by himself. It was taken a couple of weeks ago at the National History Museum in London where they were visiting the Sensational Butterflies exhibition. Um. Full Story

Star Wars plot: Luke needs a hand

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 21, 2014 14:51:56 July 21, 2014 14:51:56

Turn away if your eyeballs are a pristine, spoiler-free environment. We’re discussing potential Star Wars Episode VII plot details, so if you don’t want to know, go no further. It’s nothing particularly revelatory—it’s not like, “and then everyone at the wedding died” territory—but I know some people are special snowflakes who don’t like to know anything about a movie before they see it. Full Story

Brange By The Sea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 14:37:04 July 21, 2014 14:37:04

During the Maleficent press tour, when asked about her new collaboration with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie told Extra that: "It's not a big movie, it's not an action movie. It's the kind of movie we love, but aren't often cast in. Full Story

The Fastest Speculum In Missouri

Duana Posted by Duana at July 21, 2014 14:19:30 July 21, 2014 14:19:30
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Fortunata/ Splash

Masters of Sex Season 2 Episode 2 (I told myself I was going to start using more straightforward titles but how could I resist that pull quote? I also considered “Every good fight begins with pizza”.) Good Lord, Masters Of Sex. The Previouslies were as long for this week as for last week, when they recapped the entirety of season 1. Full Story

Oscar + Oberyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 13:58:51 July 21, 2014 13:58:51
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Mike Coppola/ Getty

Let’s just ease into it today. Let’s work our way into the week with something good rubbing up against us. With this photo that Pedro Pascal posted on Instagram the other day. He’s with Oscar Isaac, my #1 beloved, and they’re embracing, and Oscar is biting his ear. Full Story

July 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2014 13:37:29 July 21, 2014 13:37:29

“To my lovely and talented sis Leslie in Edmonton from your vagabond sis in Kelowna who misses you madly, may you have the best birthday ever! Here’s our crush Justin Theroux to get us through Monday!” "Happy birthday to our clever, funny, lovely Athena from all of her friends in gossip. Full Story

Friday, July 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

The MTV VMA nominations were announced yesterday. How do you get Beyonce to come to your show? You put her name in as many categories as possible. It’s not like she didn’t give them an entire album’s worth of chances.  Read Full Intro