Beysus doesn’t settle with anyone

December 23, 2013 15:53:56 Posted at December 23, 2013 15:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Beyonce’s visual album Beyonce has now topped one million copies. When she first dropped her flawlessness on iTunes, Target and then Amazon declared that they wouldn’t stock the card copy because she chose to partner with Apple. So what did B do? Oh she dropped in on a Walmart in Boston the other day and gifted 750 shoppers in the store with $50 gift certificates each, spending $37,000 on her “fans”. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s Christmas settlement

December 23, 2013 15:27:07 Posted at December 23, 2013 15:27:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fights are being resolved everywhere, just in time for Christmas. But if this is the season of forgiveness, why am I so disappointed? According to US Weekly, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair’s Graydon Carter are friends again. Or, I should say, they don’t want to hate each other in public anymore. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s Christmas settlement

December 23, 2013 14:49:34 Posted at December 23, 2013 14:49:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Reporter broke the news late Friday that Tom Cruise and Bauer Publishing (INTOUCH, LIFE&STYLE) have settled. Cruise was suing the magazines for $50 million for suggesting that he’d “abandoned” daughter Suri after Ninja Katie left him in the middle of the night but he was the one who took the worst hits during discovery as Bauer lawyers went full gossip on his ass, taking the opportunity to ask him about his dealings with Xenu and his dating practises. Full Story

SNL is all about JT

December 23, 2013 14:29:59 Posted at December 23, 2013 14:29:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Saturday Night Live this weekend was supposed to be hosted by Jimmy Fallon. What ended up happening was that it was hosted by Justin Timberlake and co-hosted by Jimmy Fallon. The only time cast members were given an opportunity to shine? When JT WASN’T in the sketches. But you expect that, right? Just as you expected the Gibbs to return and something-ville to be featured and, yes, you definitely expected a skit to end on “Justin Timberlake is the sexiest” as an answer on Family Feud. Full Story

Friday, December 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Perhaps to remind everybody that their award is the only award that matters, the Academy released a trailer this week with host Ellen DeGeneres to promote the upcoming Oscars. Ellen’s walking and dancing and lipsynching.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 20, 2013 20:52:28 Posted at December 20, 2013 20:52:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t forget – I’m still posting next week!

Sasha Finds black coats and Blake’s oxfords in LifeStyle

The first celebrity marriage of 2014? (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes without makeup, kinda cute (FishWrapper)

I don’t give a sh-t what he has to say. I want to hear from Lady Gaga (The Superficial)

Meryl Streep is such a badass (Just Jared)

This fake body looks so real! (Hollywood Tuna)

OK I really want the Blue Ivy Carter and Madonna’s Mercy to be friends (Pop Sugar)

I totally believe Leonardo DiCaprio would bet half a million dollars to stay single (Cele|bitchy)

It’s like when one breaks up in this family, they all have to break up (Evil Beet Gossip)

The girl in the Kellan Lutz movie is way more interesting than Kellan Lutz (Pink Is The New Blog)

LOVE Ali Larter’s jacket (Go Fug Yourself)

Best of 2014: Girl Sh-t, Figure Skating Edition

December 20, 2013 20:20:19 Posted at December 20, 2013 20:20:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That is not a typo. It’s what to look forward to next year… The Olympics. All of it. But ESPECIALLY the figure skating. And in figure skating, probably the most intense battle will be between American dance champions Meryl Davis and Charlie White and Canadian champions – and reigning gold medallists – Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir…who train at the same facility. Full Story

Jamie Dornan: SO hot but…bad pants?

December 20, 2013 18:36:57 Posted at December 20, 2013 18:36:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, Jamie Dornan is hot. Am writing backstage at The Social and a group of us just gathered around the table to look at these shots of Jamie Dornan, on set of Fifty Shades Of Grey yesterday in Vancouver shooting a tender loving scene with Dakota Johnson. He’s f-cking gorgeous. But… just because I’m that bitch who can’t leave well enough alone… check him out from the back angle. Full Story

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Nothing comes between Mimi and money

December 20, 2013 17:24:30 Posted at December 20, 2013 17:24:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Human Rights Foundation is sh-tting on our butterfly because she sang for Jose Eduardo dos Santos, president of Angola, earlier this week in Angola. The HRF has accused dos Santos of corruption, abusing his citizens, and summarily executing his critics. Mimi performed at the Angolan Red Cross gala on Sunday. Full Story

Teenage Drama Queen

December 20, 2013 17:10:53 Posted at December 20, 2013 17:10:53
Maria Posted by Maria
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Nothing wrong with being a teenage drama queen… when you’re a teen. But Lindsay Lohan is 27 – 27! – and still revels in behaving like the girl who was always crying and fighting with her boyfriend at parties. Page Six reports that Lohan’s been causing sh-t with a group of New York teens, including Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor. Full Story

Kate Bosworth’s Martha wedding

December 20, 2013 16:19:08 Posted at December 20, 2013 16:19:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Bosworth tweeted out a photo of herself on the cover of the new issue of Martha Stewart Weddings. Her husband shot it. You have to give it to them on there, non? They do it together, equally, the famewhoring. Full Story