Holiday Freeballing

December 18, 2013 15:37:25 Posted at December 18, 2013 15:37:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There seems to be a dick theme happening today… Enjoy it with your eggnog! Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt went shopping yesterday. As you can see, they did not buy men’s underwear. There, that’s what I want for Christmas. I want Jon Hamm to stop freeballing. The problem is that most of you want him to keep on freeballing. Full Story

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Anatomy of a Double Standard

December 18, 2013 15:04:28 Posted at December 18, 2013 15:04:28
Duana Posted by Duana

Here is a rarity: A situation in which nobody is an asshole (well, except one rando with a Tumblr), but the situation is nonetheless utter and complete bullsh-t. So, Dylan Sprouse. Who? I know. Depending on how old you are, the answer is “one of the twins who played Adam Sandler’s kid in Big Daddy” or Zack from Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Full Story

The photo you’ve been waiting for

December 18, 2013 14:51:18 Posted at December 18, 2013 14:51:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wasn’t it? When it was first reported that Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard would join Walking With The Wounded to the South Pole, this is the shot you wanted to see. And, finally, here it is. They’ve completed their trek. They gathered together at the National Science Foundation Amundsen-Scott South Pole station. Full Story

Pippa is engaged

December 18, 2013 14:33:18 Posted at December 18, 2013 14:33:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Pippa Middleton is engaged to marry Nico Jackson. Apparently Jackson proposed to her on holiday earlier this month in India. Jackson is 36 years old, a banker. They’ve been together just over a year. Oh My God I’m so bored. Full Story

Leo makes Jonah happy

December 18, 2013 14:04:46 Posted at December 18, 2013 14:04:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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How happy does Jonah Hill look to be standing next to Leonardo DiCaprio at the NY premiere of The Wolf Of Wall Street last night? Jonah’s currently shooting 22 Jump Street. Production has recently moved to Puerto Rico. But there’s no f-cking way he was missing his opportunity to be with Leo and Marty to promote their new movie. Full Story

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December 18, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 18, 2013 13:51:18 Posted at December 18, 2013 13:51:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rebekah – Happy Birthday! It’s NOT bad luck to celebrate early. In fact, it’s the opposite. Celebrate before or on the day of. Celebrate as hard as you want/can. It’s how you accumulate good luck – surrounded by those who love you. You’re right, Tigers did have it rough in the Snake. Full Story

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for your emails yesterday re: the Harry Styles cutoff. Three times he was with the kin of Kanye West's girlfriend. And three times is too many, even though, God he's just so f-cking cute with the hair and the dimples and the.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 17, 2013 20:52:10 Posted at December 17, 2013 20:52:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha talks cross-family loyalties and Duana finds names for Niall's sister in Lifestyle

Kim Basinger returns to the red carpet (Dlisted)

How young is too young to start grooming? (The Superficial)

What do you call a roofie that happens in one of your sex holes? (FishWrapper)

We need a reality show on the Judds (Cele|bitchy)

Horrid outfit on Heidi Klum, again (Just Jared)

There’s a pole! (Hollywood Tuna)

When you go from Rihanna to the kin of Kanye’s girlfriend, that’s a straight up downgrade (Amy Grindhouse)

MEGA eyeroll (Pop Sugar)

Naomi Watts in a one piece (Popoholic)

Good dress on Princess Beatrice (Go Fug Yourself)

How responsible are we, really?

December 17, 2013 18:45:37 Posted at December 17, 2013 18:45:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Reader Jackie sent an email this morning about Benedict Cumberbatch that basically boiled down to, “Benedict Cumberbatch seems to be skating along the edge of other people’s bad decisions, so when does that become a problem for him?” (Emphasis mine). Her examples:  playing a white-washed role in Star Trek Into Darkness (Khan, who, it should be noted, has never been played by an Indian actor), the whole Fifth Estate Full Story

Katy Perry & John Mayer: Who You Love on video

December 17, 2013 17:59:38 Posted at December 17, 2013 17:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They love each other. At least that’s the narrative right now because they’re promoting their new song Who You Love. And the video too. Katy Perry and John Mayer were on Good Morning America today, together, for its release. By fame standards then, at this point they’re practically married. Full Story

Jump Street is back

December 17, 2013 17:12:54 Posted at December 17, 2013 17:12:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

One of the surprises of 2012 was that the 21 Jump Street movie reboot didn’t suck. It very much did not suck. It was, actually, pretty funny. And it’s only gotten funnier on repeat viewings, which is the sign of a classic. It might chap your ass a little because it was produced and conceived as a Jonah Hill vanity project, but does the fact that Channing Tatum is so likeable cancel that out? Does Tatum somehow alleviate whatever annoyance Hill carries? It’s hard to dislike the Jonah Hill that is responsible for 21 Jump Street. Full Story

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