December 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 26, 2013 14:58:43 Posted at December 26, 2013 14:58:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heidi! Happy Belated Birthday! Hope you had a happy Christmas in spite of the fact that the crazy Toronto ice storm clusterf-cked the city. Helena wanted to send this earlier but she didn’t have any power. She and her dogs were thinking of you though – and Ramon too! And for Sam from Beth – Happy 22nd Birthday! Here are David Hasselhoff and Paul Newman to celebrate you. Full Story

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for your voting for your favourite Gingerbread House yesterday! Click here for a refresher. Your winner:

Christmas On The Coast

2nd place: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

On Sunday night, Christmas On The Coast did not win the Oscar. It came in third. Instead, the Academy chose Santa Cleared For Takeoff with Christmas Cottage a close second. Let’s play again next year?

We have a few gossip items to tie up today but it’ll be a light blog. There will be no posting tomorrow but I’ll be back on Thursday through the rest of the week and the only day I’m not writing next week is New Year’s Day. Come by if you’re stuffed.

Stay warm, stay safe, and be loved.

Happy Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Yours in gossip,


The Empress of Christmas

December 24, 2013 18:24:23 Posted at December 24, 2013 18:24:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
AKM-GSI / Splash News, FameFlynet

Christmas is the holiday of Mariah Carey. Do you know how much money Mimi makes from Christmas? Count all the times you’ve heard the song. Now multiply it across the world. Christmas is Mimi’s personal holiday. Don’t call her an idiot when you consider she went out and basically wrote a Christmas classic that will ensure that dembabies never have to walk a day in their lives. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 24, 2013 18:04:42 Posted at December 24, 2013 18:04:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Trouble at the Timberlakes’? But that’s not a good source. (Dlisted)

Zoe Saldana’s first married Christmas (Just Jared)

What does Duck Dynasty say about America? (The Superficial)

A young Taylor Swift on video (FishWrapper)

Matthew McConaughey: barefoot in Brazil (Pop Sugar)

James McAvoy looks hot for Christmas in NYC (Cele|bitchy)

Cindy Crawford’s Christmas at the beach (Hollywood Tuna)

A home shopping proposal (Towleroad)

Vanessa Hudgens pre-Christmas hike (Popoholic)

Predicting the 2014 Vogue covers (Go Fug Yourself)

Top of 2013: Robert Downey Jr

December 24, 2013 16:37:23 Posted at December 24, 2013 16:37:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Mr Photoman /Splash News

Two years in a row… The Avengers was the biggest movie of 2012. Iron Man 3 is the biggest movie of 2013. That’s $1.2 billion in global box office. And you cannot argue that that has a lot to do with RDJ’s appeal. Somehow, in his 40s, Robert Downey Jr became bigger than Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise. Full Story

Best & Worst of 2013: Liam Hemsworth

December 24, 2013 16:13:08 Posted at December 24, 2013 16:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Worst because of all those “intervention” reports. Sure, sure, let them blame the girl, Hemsworth. Let her take the hit while you had January Jones straddling you at an Oscar party. But best because… Well… Can you imagine breaking up with someone and then her face is, literally, EVERYWHERE? Liam Hemsworth could not escape Miley Cyrus in 2013. Full Story

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Best of 2013: Julia Roberts

December 24, 2013 14:59:42 Posted at December 24, 2013 14:59:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She came back to us this year, Julia Roberts. We wrote more about Julia in 2013 than we ever have here at And in a totally “Who’s NATALIE???” way. When a Gossip Year includes Julia Roberts, there’s nothing to complain about. The best part is – there will be more. Full Story

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Brange’s Australian Christmas

December 24, 2013 14:34:37 Posted at December 24, 2013 14:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
INF, Splash News

Angelina Jolie and all the children boarded a private plane out of Sydney on Friday to begin their holiday break. France? New Orleans? Los Angeles? Queensland. The Family Brange in its entirety was photographed boating on the Coomera River yesterday, perhaps a belated 50th birthday celebration for Brad and a fun Christmas outing for the kids. Full Story

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December 24, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 24, 2013 14:26:26 Posted at December 24, 2013 14:26:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Keely and others who are going through a tough week – they say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, but for many, it’s also the loneliest. That only intensifies surrounded by happy assholes. By request, here are some shots I never ended up posting of Taylor Kitsch leaving LA last week, presumably headed home for Christmas. Full Story


December 23, 2013 19:59:25 Posted at December 23, 2013 19:59:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first trailer for Johnny Depp’s Transcendence was released this weekend. Johnny Depp doesn’t wear fake teeth. Or a wig. Or cartoon makeup. And he doesn’t speak in an accent. Jesus, how long has it been? It’s so nice to hear his “regular” voice – a deep drawl, more suited to a rock star than a scientist, but let’s not complain. Full Story

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