Harry Styles performed on The X Factor with One Direction last night in a headband wearing an earring. And his shirt open low. And, ordinarily, that would give me the feelings in between my legs. But on Saturday he was in France at an awards show and reportedly flew back late just to spend time with that Kardashian in London, seen here arriving at her hotel well past 2am. Full Story
You might think, given my (lack of poo) issues, that toilet paper isn’t that important to me. Wrong. It only makes toilet paper even more important. Because I don’t go very often, when I do, it gets kinda, um, delicate back there. Jacek is super cheap. But toilet paper is something he knows he can’t be cheap about. It’s a matter of great sensitivity. Softness is important. After all, we’re talking direct contact here. Firmness is important. It must not tear – and you can read that however you like. Soft and firm, think of toilet paper then like a pair of great breasts. It must be approachable. It should stand up for itself. It should be first class in your home – as a service to your own private areas and those of your guests. I JUDGE a home that provides sub-standard toilet paper. Full Story
Homeland Season 3 Episode 12 recap CLICK AWAY TO AVOID SPOILERS ……………………………. ……………………………. ……………………………. Full Story
For Gus from his mom and sister Ginny: to a wonderful and supportive son and brother - today you are 22! You have realized that gossip DOES have value, for its cautionary tales and insider knowledge of how financing and marketing are important - granted that is not why we enjoy it, but we love that you have never blown off our interest!! Plus, you love all that is Ron Burgundy so that makes you one of us. Full Story
Beyonce is life. SHE WOKE UP LIKE THAT, ok? And Duana’s favourite lyric?
"I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.”
Come ON. COME ON! How are you still standing?!?!
I need to start my Beyonce weekend now. Enjoy yours!
No wonder Jacek loves Susan Sarandon so much (Dlisted)
Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio’s old pissing match (Just Jared)
This is a pretty good outfit. I just wish it wasn’t red. (The Superficial)
Fergie baptised her baby and… guess where my mind went? (Too Fab)
All the famous people are worshipping Beyonce (Pop Sugar)
Prince Harry’s girlfriend is going to princess school (Cele|bitchy)
Not feeling this cropped blazer (Hollywood Tuna)
SNL cast members, some of whom became superheroes (Crushable)
Saturday Night Live “secretly” auditions black women (Evil Beet Gossip)
Good dress on Kristen Wiig (Go Fug Yourself)
Let’s start with Amy Poehler. I love that Amy Poehler isn’t too big to still be doing sh-t like this – running around NYC in a goofy costume crashing into people with a camera and singing Christmas carols all while generally being funny and awesome and spontaneous. She’s the BEST. Full Story
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Peter Berg confirmed recently that there will be no Friday Night Lights movie. Click here for a refresher. I don’t know anyone who’s sad about this. I’m not sad about re-mainlining all 5 seasons during the Christmas break and not having to worry that somehow they’ll be corrupted by whatever story they try to jack off of our memories about those wonderful, precious people we loved. Full Story
I read an article yesterday on the LA Times website. The title: Why isn't Britney Spears' latest album a hit? Britney Jean was released last week and came in at #4, the weakest first week of sales of her career. The article notes that the releases from Katy Perry, Gaga, and Miley Cyrus all did better. Full Story