December 10, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 10, 2013 14:48:58 Posted at December 10, 2013 14:48:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Virginia – today is your last radiation. Thinking of you and hoping that 2014 kicks 2013 in the ass. Here’s a goal: April 25 is the anniversary of the day we met last year in Montreal. Come back to The Social on April 25, 2014. Let’s make it annual tradition. Until then, have a great day and have a wonderful holiday. Full Story

Monday, December 9, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Holidays? Sure. But… award season! The Golden Globe nominations will be announced on Thursday. In other words, the Tina and Amy Show. Tina and Amy will make coming back to work in January tolerable, promise.  Read Full Intro

An update on two couples

December 9, 2013 22:01:38 Posted at December 9, 2013 22:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Remember when it was reported that Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley weren't engaged anymore and he was getting really close with Noomi Rapace? (Click here for a refresher.) They worked on back to back movies together and then when that was done, Charlotte was back. Full Story

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Sherlock doesn’t approve

December 9, 2013 21:01:35 Posted at December 9, 2013 21:01:35
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Of John’s comedy mustache. It’s T-minus forty days until Sherlock series 3 premieres in the US, or, as I like to put it, T-minus twenty-two days until we all pirate it (“The Empty Hearse” is scheduled to air on New Year’s Day in the UK). Why do they insist on this window between airings? Do they actually think we’re going to wait three whole weeks to learn how Sherlock survived The Fall? Because while John may say he doesn’t care how, only why, we, the audience, already know why (to save you, John!). Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 9, 2013 20:06:48 Posted at December 9, 2013 20:06:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t believe James Franco didn’t make this happen (Dlisted)

Katy Perry doesn’t want to have John Mayer’s babies yet (Just Jared)

I would have said f-ck too if I were wearing that outfit (The Superficial)

Mary Kate Olsen wants to marry that French dude who keeps petting her at basketball games (FishWrapper)

Maria Menounos in a black leather dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Hilariously SNL did this two years ago (Pop Sugar)

Will it be a broken Christmas for the Twihards? (Cele|bitchy)

Boone and a puppy (Socialite Life)

Mutiny against Heigl? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Good coat on Bradley Cooper (I'm Not Obsessed)

Beyonce’s vegan style

December 9, 2013 19:35:23 Posted at December 9, 2013 19:35:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Jay-Z announced that he's only eating plants for 22 days. Underneath his letter, there was a PS – B’s joining him too. And she’s dressing accordingly. In fur, pepperoni print clothing, and now this cow print sweater that omg I really want. What’s the message here? Is it just what she decided to pull out of her closet? With B, the level of control she exercises over everything, you think this was by accident? Some people think she’s protesting her husband. Full Story

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Stop this.

December 9, 2013 18:06:35 Posted at December 9, 2013 18:06:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Harry Styles was in New York with One Direction this weekend for their performance on SNL. These photos were taken on Saturday before the show. So cute with that headband. And then went and pissed it all away. Harry wasn’t alone. That Kardashian sister again. So they went out for dinner in LA. Full Story

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Miley bobbed

December 9, 2013 17:39:25 Posted at December 9, 2013 17:39:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miley got all up in Santa’s crotch at a Jingle ball or something and people were talking. To be honest, at this point I barely noticed. I’m more interested in her new hair. Here she is at the KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas on Saturday in LA. As you can see, she’s bobbed now. Is it a wig? She’s growing it out and it doesn’t look like a terribly thick wig if it is one. Full Story

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Are Shia LaBeouf and Sean Penn related?

December 9, 2013 17:22:46 Posted at December 9, 2013 17:22:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A couple of months ago in London, Shia LaBeouf got punched in the junk for being a dick. So, like, just a regular Tuesday. Sarah wrote about it here. According to the British papers, Shia was once again being a dick at a restaurant recently but this time, he was the one who told his opponent that: “I can get you killed. Full Story

See, now that was an episode of Homeland

December 9, 2013 17:13:22 Posted at December 9, 2013 17:13:22
Duana Posted by Duana

Homeland Season 3 Episode 11 recap That’s the show I remember. So that was the first, maybe second episode of the season that felt like it was worth all of our time, right? Blissfully little Mira (but I may have to accept that Virgil is gone for now) and a fast, fast pace. It felt like coming home. Full Story

My Obsession > Christian & Anastasia

December 9, 2013 16:49:27 Posted at December 9, 2013 16:49:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s an early Christmas present! Check out My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, kissing each other in Vancouver yesterday. Sam, as you know, is directing Fifty Shades Of Grey, and she was embraced by her husband who came to visit the set. I think maybe he tried to grab her ass? YASSSSSS…!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently they’ve been booting around town when she’s not working all like regular and un-celebrity with their kids, being sweet and unassuming, attracting almost no attention. Full Story

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