If this was your dinner companion…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2014 16:54:33 May 9, 2014 16:54:33
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Imagine you’re at a gala and a male table companion shows up without a jacket, his shirt unbuttoned literally down to his stomach. It’s obscene. OBSCENE. Vile. Even if it were David Beckham it would be obscene and vile. But it’s especially obscene and vile being that it’s Simon Cowell. Full Story

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Mila Kunis’s pregnancy details

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2014 15:27:50 May 9, 2014 15:27:50
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Mila Kunis is on Ellen today. Parts of the interview have been shared in advance. The most interesting parts. Which, as usual, is … BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because every time a celebrity gets pregnant, pregnancy is invented all over again. Also, privacy apparently doesn’t apply to pregnancy. Full Story

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Don’t see that side of Reese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2014 14:42:01 May 9, 2014 14:42:01
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Yesterday I posted about Cara Delevingne’s Instagram and how she put up two videos of Reese Witherspoon dropping some swears about pronouncing Cara’s last name. Click here for a refresher. At some point in the afternoon, these videos were pulled down. Full Story

Gwyneth Cozies Up to Mommies

Maria Posted by Maria at May 9, 2014 14:09:44 May 9, 2014 14:09:44
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Mother’s Day is this weekend and as we scramble for last-minute reservations and stress out about the slim pickings in the drugstore greeting card aisle, Gwyneth, via GOOP is all about Ending the Mommy Wars. She starts off her newsletter with her usual personal note and mentions how a few weeks ago she gave an interview about being a working mom and preferring a 9-to-5 schedule, which she thinks gives women an opportunity to project their feelings about the subject onto her. Full Story

My Blockbuster Obsession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2014 13:48:58 May 9, 2014 13:48:58
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My Obsession! They were on the red carpet last night in LA for the premiere of Godzilla which opens next week, one weekend before X-Men, with plenty of distance after Spider-Man 2. Variety reported a couple of weeks ago that they’re optimistic about how the movie will perform at the box office, estimating that it could gross up to $70 million upon release and make a lot more overseas. Full Story

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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Dear Gossips,

How many people wear floor length gowns to be interviewed by David Letterman?

Mimi.

Mimi did. And not only was it floor length, it was also sparkly and mermaidy. So, you know, if you didn’t know where she was going, you would have assumed it was an award show. Or some kind of gala. No. Just a talk show appearance.

Next question: how many people does it take to jam Mimi into her floor lengths gowns because she insists on wearing clothes that are too small for her? Wait. Who cares? I don’t want her to ever change. Ever. Keep on being “elusive”. Keep on babbling excuses about why it took so long for the album to come out. I don’t understand what the f-ck she’s saying but she’s waving that butterfly ring in my face so, really, what’s the problem?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 20:23:27 May 8, 2014 20:23:27

Sasha Finds snakeskin boots and mirrored shades in LifeStyle

No wonder Jennifer Aniston hasn’t gotten married yet. Her wedding sounds really boring (Dlisted)

The Normal Heart and Just Julia Roberts (Just Jared)

I love short hair but I’m not sure it works on Jessica Seinfeld (Cele|bitchy)

God Lindsay Lohan looks like sh-t (The Superficial)

Apparently “elusive” means “divorce” (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

OMG Alicia Silverstone is totally wearing a Cher Horowitz outfit! (Pop Sugar)

Demi Moore and Rumer Willis on a red carpet together (Too Fab)

Looking at Miley’s ass inspires me to get laser hair removal (Hollywood Tuna)

Good cross body bag on Sophia Bush (Popoholic)

I gasped. I actually gasped. (Go Fug Yourself)

X-Men and Don Draper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 20:09:42 May 8, 2014 20:09:42
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There were a lot of studs on Good Morning America today. From the X-Men franchise: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, and can we call Ellen Page a stud for being a straight-up badass? As you can see, Hugh and James have great chemistry. At one point James was massaging Hugh’s head. And maybe seeing what he’d look like if he had his eyes lifted. Full Story

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Brange in black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 19:04:54 May 8, 2014 19:04:54
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How to give me a gossip boner: Brange. Any Brange. But Brange in black on a red carpet. Brad looking at the Jolie all wanty and smug. Just a hint of the possibility of Pitt Porn. But not yet. Don’t reach for the ass yet. There are two more weeks of this. Save it. Build me towards it. Full Story

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Ben’s squat car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 17:23:59 May 8, 2014 17:23:59
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Ben Affleck loves his car a lot. The problem with this car? When he has to take it to the gas station, because of the where the tank is located, he always has to squat…which why whenever he gets papped there, he always looks like he’s in the most awkward positions. Ben’s in a good mood for photographers, non? All smiles, like he has some kind of street cred for being a card counter in Vegas. Full Story

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Avengers pushing strollers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 16:24:12 May 8, 2014 16:24:12
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Robert Downey Jr and Jeremy Renner are in Nashville with their kids. On Monday they all went to the Nashville Zoo. Here are Iron Man and Hawkeye pushing strollers around. For RDJ it’s his son Exton and for Jeremy Renner, it’s daughter Ava Berlin. His girlfriend Sonni Pacheco was also there. Full Story

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