Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 21:15:23 November 6, 2014 21:15:23

Sasha Finds zip sweaters and puffer jackets in LifeStyle

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If you want to know the name of Gerard Butler’s girlfriend (Just Jared

Hilary Duff covers ELLE Canada (Cele|bitchy

I regret watching this (The Superficial

Zac Efron and his girlfriend Sami Miro don’t seem to mind you looking at pictures of them (OK!)

Mrs Timberlake goes to a meeting but doesn’t show her pregnancy (Pop Sugar

Julia Stiles on The Mindy Project (Too Fab

Elsa Pataky’s sh-tty dress (Hollywood Tuna

Olivia Munn’s sh-tty dress (Popoholic)

Does it feel like Rita Ora’s on the cover of every magazine? (Go Fug Yourself

Prince Harry’s beautiful collar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 20:38:39 November 6, 2014 20:38:39
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Prince Harry opened the Field of Remembrance today at Westminster Abbey. He visited with veterans, toured the plots, and laid a cross of remembrance. Harry has been the most dedicated representative of the family in honouring servicemen and women as a result of his own experience in the armed forces. Full Story

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A rare Eminem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 20:16:08 November 6, 2014 20:16:08
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When was the last time you saw Eminem posing at a photo wall? It doesn’t happen. He’s basically a recluse. But last night Dr Dre and Jimmy Iovine were honoured at WSJ Magazine’s Innovator Awards. Out of respect for those two, Eminem made a rare appearance. He even smiled a little. Full Story

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Selena Gomez: what her heart wants, or wanted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 19:37:52 November 6, 2014 19:37:52

Have you watched Selena Gomez’s new video for The Heart Wants What It Wants yet? It was just released this morning. The song is OK. It’s the video that really makes it…something. But first, let’s talk about this expression, “the heart wants what it wants”. She’s not the first person who’s ever said it. Full Story

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Star Wars has a stupid title

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 6, 2014 18:59:21 November 6, 2014 18:59:21
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There’s an epidemic in Hollywood, a rash spreading through production offices like a bad case of pink eye, and it’s the trend of dumb subtitles given to franchise pictures. My #1 stupid title punching bag is Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, which I call Superhero Face Punch because that is clearly a better, more to-the-point title. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch proposed on Monday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 18:11:23 November 6, 2014 18:11:23
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A reader called Maureen emailed yesterday: “I am honestly shocked that no one has coined the term ‘Cumhards’ for the crazy Cumberbatch fans.” Cumhards makes sense. Because the Batchies behave in similar ways to Twi-Hards, especially on social media. Cumhards ask questions at film festival screenings like, “Can I have some of your yummy-ness” which is not as hilariously insane as tattooing Robert Pattinson’s face on your back but I’m sure we’re almost there. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 17:34:46 November 6, 2014 17:34:46
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Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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Mawk Wahlberg’s gawta gamblin’ prawblem

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 6, 2014 17:00:14 November 6, 2014 17:00:14
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Yo, braw, come over heeah and check out the new trailuh for Mawky Mawk’s Oscah movie The Gambler. He plays a wicked smaht cawllege professah who likes’ta gamble and gets in deep with the mob or somethin’, I dunno, fahck you, why you care so much about a movie? I’m just laughin’ becawse Mawk's Bahstahn accent is virtually non-existent. Full Story

Faith's pixie and Nicole's boho

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 16:33:13 November 6, 2014 16:33:13
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It's what we do with celebrities, right? We matchmake, friends and lovers. At least some of us do. So it seems obvious to me that Faith Hill and Nicole Kidman would be friends.They're around the same age, Faith is country royalty, Nicole is Hollywood royalty, they're artists, they could talk about their kids, go to yoga together, get some Botox together, then hit up spin class, record a duet. Full Story

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Avri Roel Downey (Jr.)

Duana Posted by Duana at November 6, 2014 16:17:44 November 6, 2014 16:17:44
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You know when you meet a new friend or a romantic partner and you’re drunk on them and everything is wonderful? You think they’re fantastic and where have they been all your life and then you realize, with a ‘chonk’ in your stomach, that they are about to reveal to you that they are not perfect. Full Story