Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 18:15:39 August 19, 2014 18:15:39

Did her wedding dress get stuck in a fan? (Dlisted)

Anne Hathaway asks Kate Winslet about breakfast (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s bikini shots (The Superficial)

The new Pippa Middleton? (Cele|bitchy)

Zoe Saldana and her husband kissing (Too Fab)

She looks good, but I hate this top (Hollywood Tuna)

Ellen and Portia celebrate six (Towleroad)

Britney Spears ice challenges her boyfriend. Boring! (Pop Sugar)

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly work out together (Popoholic)

It’s not the design it’s the material (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Why are we making TWO Jungle Books?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 19, 2014 17:08:04 August 19, 2014 17:08:04
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Actors take jobs. Benedict Cumberbatch is an actor, and he’s just taken a job portraying the tiger Shere Khan in Andy Serkis’s Jungle Book (not to be confused with Jon Favreau’s Jungle Book). If all you care about is that Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice will be coming out of a tiger’s mouth, then great, this is your money shot, stop reading. Full Story

Afflecks in the pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:58:45 August 19, 2014 15:58:45

Have you done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge yet? My first was yesterday with the etalk team. Click here to see the video. Pretty sure I got the worst of it. Doing it again today with The Social. And it was Ben Affleck’s turn so he did his by the pool, with Jennifer Garner pouring. Full Story

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Smell like Smug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:31:51 August 19, 2014 15:31:51

Well sh-t. We’re getting so many appealing options for fall fragrances these days. If you buy Jessica Simpson, your choice is apparently to smell like tits. Click here to see her tits in the post from yesterday. If you buy Gwyneth Paltrow for Hugo Boss, the option is to smell like…smug? The entire time in this commercial, G’s lips remain pressed together, unlike Porny who can never seem to close her mouth. Full Story

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Like JB & Selena…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:14:03 August 19, 2014 15:14:03
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247PapsTV/ Splash

Rihanna and Drake met up at a club last night in New York. It’s the first time they’ve been out together publicly since they broke up (again) in April/May. Can they be “just” friends? It’s never worked out that way before. But it’s a good thing that they keep trying, right? Or is it a bad thing because the more they keep trying, it’s kinda like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber? Or maybe it’s because she wants to see if she can get his “anaconda” up higher than Nicki Minaj. Full Story

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Superman’s black robe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 14:36:01 August 19, 2014 14:36:01
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Bananadoc/ Splash

Henry Cavill was photographed yesterday in Detroit on the set of Batfleck yesterday wearing his Superman costume underneath a black robe. The money shot, of course, is going to be when we finally get to see him and Ben Affleck’s Batman together. This hasn’t happened yet and Comic-Con doesn’t count. Full Story

August 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 14:14:30 August 19, 2014 14:14:30

Virginia Champoux is an OG, Original Gossip. She’s been visiting this site since it started. It has been an honour to know her, not only because she knows her sh-t, but because she’s a fighter, she’s a boss. And right now, she’s f-cking cancer in the ass. Virginia will be walking 60km for the Weekend To End Women’s Cancers. Full Story

Monday, August 18, 2014

Dear Gossips,

HBO has released a trailer for the upcoming On The Run concert film that’s to be shot in Paris in September, then airing on HBO Canada and HBO on September 20. So if the Carter Corporation is dissolving, it won’t be until then.  Read Full Intro

Tom Hardy: surrounded by dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 20:59:21 August 18, 2014 20:59:21
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Hewitt/ Neil Warner/ Splash

Dogs love Tom Hardy. It’s why he always seems to be surrounded by dogs. His own dog, Woodstock (or Woody), is always on set with him. When he’s on set, all kinds of little dogs show up for licks and pets. Look at that. They’re all over him and his dog musk. I’m not complaining. Full Story

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Smell like tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 19:43:57 August 18, 2014 19:43:57

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. Full Story