But, but, but…where’s Jonah?!?

February 27, 2014 21:10:29 Posted at February 27, 2014 21:10:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio was out for dinner last night in LA. And Lukas Haas is back! But…do you see Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange? There are 3 more sleeps to Oscar Sunday where both Leo and Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange are up for awards. Full Story

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The Prince and the Clooney Girl

February 27, 2014 20:38:05 Posted at February 27, 2014 20:38:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you read the delicious piece on Wendi Deng in the current issue of Vanity Fair? Apart from some casual racism thrown in here and there – all class, Vanity Fair! – it’s what you wanted from the magazine on Gwyneth Paltrow, instead of a sanitised love letter from the editor to my G. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

February 27, 2014 20:26:34 Posted at February 27, 2014 20:26:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Lupita’s steeze in LifeStyle

Oscar voters are really bitchy (Dlisted)

Jimmy Kimmel’s awesomely bad suit (The Superficial)

Women over 60 selling beauty products! (Jezebel)

Jakey’s long hair and beard (Pop Sugar)

Hot Harry following the rules of engagement? (Cele|bitchy)

Anne Hathaway looks great in this outfit (Just Jared)

Adam Sandler sings to Drew Barrymore’s unborn child (Too Fab)

Cute stripes and shorts combination (Hollywood Tuna)

If you were grown in the 90s, tell me what Troy Dyer would say about this dress (Popoholic)

I’m not really feeling SJP’s shoes, are you? (Go Fug Yourself)

Paula smiles

February 27, 2014 19:38:15 Posted at February 27, 2014 19:38:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are two ways you can do it: You can be stone-faced and not answer questions, so that the world can see that your husband sucks. Or you can smile through it, so that the world can see that your husband sucks, and how much better off you are for it that you’ve left. Paula Patton chose option #2. Full Story

Rihanna schedules Drake

February 27, 2014 19:17:55 Posted at February 27, 2014 19:17:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
KCS Presse/ Splash

As I predicted earlier today – click here for a refresher -- Rihanna has indeed made an appearance at Paris Fashion Week for Balmain. You can see the collection on LifeStyle here. Rihanna is one of Balmain’s celebrity faces. Full Story

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Darth Adam

February 27, 2014 17:14:57 Posted at February 27, 2014 17:14:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I’ve been trying to tune out the maelstrom of rumor, assumption and speculation surrounding the new Star Wars movies. You think the run up to a Marvel movie is a mess? Star Wars is way, way worse. Thus the Zone of Willful Ignorance, because there’s only so much that I can stand. There have to be limits! Do you hear me? LIMITS! But since Episode VII is scheduled to go into production in April, JJ Abrams is buckling down and getting serious about casting this space-bitch, which means, after all the rumors and bullsh*t, there is finally some actual Star Wars news: Adam Driver is signing on to play the villain. Full Story

Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy near the end?

February 27, 2014 16:47:37 Posted at February 27, 2014 16:47:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE is reporting that Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are not solid. Which, to me, means they must be really, really not solid. Now US Weekly is adding to the story, confirming through their own sources that Kate and Matt haven't spent much time together and that she's no longer wearing her engagement ring. Full Story

Rihanna and Drake… and Chris Brown

February 27, 2014 14:25:18 Posted at February 27, 2014 14:25:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nothing good ever lasts. And sometimes Chris Brown has to come and sh-t on it. We had a few days of wish fulfillment. Rihanna joined Drake onstage in Paris and we believed, just for a moment, that Take Care was true. Now Page Six reports that Chris Brown has inserted himself into the situation again, although he would say that he was first in the situation to begin with and it’ll always be about him. Full Story

February 27, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 27, 2014 14:16:23 Posted at February 27, 2014 14:16:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris! Happy Birthday! Sounds like it’s better than last year already. Someone new is still good, even though it’s early. Because it means: NEXT! Thank you for staying on with me. I look forward to meeting you in Chicago in April. Your girls are LOVELY – but next time you gotta send me a bigger file size! See you soon! And for Stacey from M – Happy Birthday! You’re almost at the finish line so keep going. Full Story

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Dear Gossips,

And we’ve moved into the next phase of the Celebrity Civil War – with Entertainment Tonight, PEOPLE, and JustJared declaring a “ban” on photos of celebrity children, except of course for the “sanctioned” ones, one faction of Celebrity (those who don’t pimp their kids for their career) is basically forcing out the other faction.  Read Full Intro