August 20, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2014 13:45:09 August 20, 2014 13:45:09

Kate! You’re leaving for the job of a lifetime in Abu Dhabi…and your twin Morgyn is going to miss you so much. Thabo too…even though he’ll be joining you soon. Thabo will be fine. He’ll ride out the summer in Vancouver which is basically heaven for dogs. Look at him! There’s no swimming like that over there. Full Story

Meet your new crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 20:45:58 August 19, 2014 20:45:58
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Wenn, Mayer RCF/ Splash, Brad Barket/ Getty

OK, my new crush. Did you read Gayle Forman’s If I Stay? You have time to do it this week before the movie opens on the weekend. It’s not a long book. It’ll take you a couple of hours. And then you won’t be able to help yourself and you’ll read the sequel, Where She Went, which is also quick. Full Story

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JLO re-slums

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 19:53:18 August 19, 2014 19:53:18
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide. YES, JLO HIDE. Hide because you SHOULD be embarrassed. Full Story

Taylor Swift 1989

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 19:37:38 August 19, 2014 19:37:38
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JDH Imagez/ Splash

To no one’s surprise, Taylor Swift announced on Yahoo yesterday that the new album is ready. And, as I reported repeatedly last week – click here for a refresher – it’s pure pop, by her own description. 1989. Her birth year. Full Story

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Watching Teenagers in your Thirties

Duana Posted by Duana at August 19, 2014 19:07:28 August 19, 2014 19:07:28

It’s not a fair fight. It isn’t.  Because they start playing Bell Biv Devoe’s Poison before you even have a chance to form an opinion on whether you want to watch the movie or not. The fact is we shouldn’t, really. A movie about the behind-the-scenes of Saved By The Bell – starring teenage actors as teenage actors – is not exactly going to change our world. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 18:15:39 August 19, 2014 18:15:39

Did her wedding dress get stuck in a fan? (Dlisted)

Anne Hathaway asks Kate Winslet about breakfast (Just Jared)

Katy Perry’s bikini shots (The Superficial)

The new Pippa Middleton? (Cele|bitchy)

Zoe Saldana and her husband kissing (Too Fab)

She looks good, but I hate this top (Hollywood Tuna)

Ellen and Portia celebrate six (Towleroad)

Britney Spears ice challenges her boyfriend. Boring! (Pop Sugar)

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly work out together (Popoholic)

It’s not the design it’s the material (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Why are we making TWO Jungle Books?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 19, 2014 17:08:04 August 19, 2014 17:08:04
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Actors take jobs. Benedict Cumberbatch is an actor, and he’s just taken a job portraying the tiger Shere Khan in Andy Serkis’s Jungle Book (not to be confused with Jon Favreau’s Jungle Book). If all you care about is that Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice will be coming out of a tiger’s mouth, then great, this is your money shot, stop reading. Full Story

Afflecks in the pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:58:45 August 19, 2014 15:58:45

Have you done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge yet? My first was yesterday with the etalk team. Click here to see the video. Pretty sure I got the worst of it. Doing it again today with The Social. And it was Ben Affleck’s turn so he did his by the pool, with Jennifer Garner pouring. Full Story

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Smell like Smug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2014 15:31:51 August 19, 2014 15:31:51

Well sh-t. We’re getting so many appealing options for fall fragrances these days. If you buy Jessica Simpson, your choice is apparently to smell like tits. Click here to see her tits in the post from yesterday. If you buy Gwyneth Paltrow for Hugo Boss, the option is to smell like…smug? The entire time in this commercial, G’s lips remain pressed together, unlike Porny who can never seem to close her mouth. Full Story

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