Elizabeth Hurley: P.H.O.T.O.Y

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:14:51 June 23, 2014 20:14:51
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You know, there’s JLO and her Slum Love and then there’s Elizabeth Hurley and her…well… My problem with JLO is that if you’re going to date a backup dancer, keep him as the backup dancer – like Madonna – and don’t give him the f-cking job as your head choreographer. Full Story

Porny in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 20:04:17 June 23, 2014 20:04:17
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Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 18:36:44 June 23, 2014 18:36:44

Frances Cobain thinks Lana Del Ray is a dumbass too (TooFab)

I’m going to say it: I hate this song. And Pearl Jam doesn’t make it any better (Dlisted)

Kelly Osbourne inviting compliments on her ass (The Superficial

JB and Selena went to the zoo and made it a week without breaking up (Just Jared)

Rita Ora – Rihanna, Zoe Kravitz, and, I forgot to mention, also Madonna (Hollywood Tuna)

Does the potential size of this baby worry you? (Pop Sugar)

He could have called her an “old soul” and chose to use other words (Cele|bitchy)

Benedict Cumberbatch is the voice of Christiano Ronaldo (Socialite Life)

Tori Spelling – yet another show, more drama (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

OK my small heart is bursting (I'm Not Obsessed)

George & Amal pre-wedding Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 17:25:36 June 23, 2014 17:25:36
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Ramey

Lake Como? He spends his summers there. And that’s where George Clooney was seen with Amal Alamuddin on Friday, but not at his villa. Supposedly they were checking out potential wedding venues. Naturally Amal wore white. They walked around hand in hand. Then they went for dinner. According to Aunt Starla – you remember Aunt Starla Full Story

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Kate & Matt on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 16:59:27 June 23, 2014 16:59:27
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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy made it through a rough winter. It was reported around Oscar time that they were re-evaluating their engagement. She was partying on her own, happily, and without the ring. Then, in the spring, a rebirth. Now that it’s summer, it would appear that their relationship is as strong as ever. Full Story

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“I can’t make love to you anymore”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 16:28:53 June 23, 2014 16:28:53

That’s about as far as I could make it. Robin Thicke’s new video for the song Get Her Back, part of his new album full of songs about getting her back. Her being Paula Patton. The album is called “Paula”. F-ck everything he is so gross. GROSS. As you will see, Robin is bruised and bloodied because he’s sad and pathetic and while he’s being sad and pathetic at the camera, he’s also sharing some of the text messages that he and fake Paula have exchanged over their breakup. Full Story

Wonder Woman’s panties

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 23, 2014 16:02:53 June 23, 2014 16:02:53

It’s the one of the biggest issues surrounding Wonder Woman—her costume. In the annals of comic book exploitation of women (boobsploitation), Wonder Woman’s panties-and-corset get-up is among the worst offenders. Her costume is utterly nonsensical for what she is—a fighter—and even as a little girl I was turned off by it. Full Story

Jolie groom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 15:16:13 June 23, 2014 15:16:13
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Check out Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning at the Maleficent premiere in Japan today. They’ve done this often on the press tour – dress to their characters. Fanning’s in princess dresses while the Jolie goes dark faerie. This time though, it’s like a wedding. Angelina’s the groom to Elle’s bride. Full Story

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Jolie + 4

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 14:36:13 June 23, 2014 14:36:13
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Angelina Jolie arrived in Tokyo on Saturday ahead of today’s Japanese premiere of Maleficent – those shots are coming up in the next post. She had four of the six with her, I guess because Maddox and Miss Zahara accompanied her and Brad Pitt to London a couple of weeks ago for the Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict. Full Story

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JLO’s weekend with Maksim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 14:17:27 June 23, 2014 14:17:27
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Jennifer Lopez performed at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut this weekend. Maksim Chmerkovskiy was there too…and according to multiple media outlets, they were “very flirty” with each other – dancing, holding hands, whispering – but did not leave at the same time. Full Story

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Is Rita Ora a “boss bitch”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2014 13:32:55 June 23, 2014 13:32:55

Rita Ora covers the new issue of FLARE, available on NextIssue on July 3 and newsstands July 14. It’s a gorgeous photo. And here’s what caught my eye: the creative director of the shoot is Nicola Formichetti whose vision was instrumental in imagining Lady Gaga. Full Story