Katy Perry and the people who eat with sticks

November 25, 2013 14:01:15 Posted at November 25, 2013 14:01:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m not writing an entire essay on why Katy Perry’s performance at the AMAs sucked. There are academics who will and have already. My job as a gossip blogger is to point out that she is a f-cking idiot, following Dean’s example – click here Full Story

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Justin Timberlake does accents now

November 25, 2013 13:37:02 Posted at November 25, 2013 13:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is he? Did he just…? No. No he isn’t. He can’t be. He wouldn’t. Of course he would. Justin Timberlake thinks he can do anything. Justin Timberlake tried on a Bajan accent last night while accepting his award while reminding people that he can’t be “genre-d” because he was nominated for “pop, rock, and soul r&b”. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.7: “I’m running things now”

November 25, 2013 13:25:32 Posted at November 25, 2013 13:25:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 7 recap Name correction from last week’s episode. The lady the Governor hooked up with is Lilly, not Melody. Chronic name blindness strikes again. Also, this week’s episode is titled “Dead Weight”. That’s not, like, foreboding at all. Full Story

November 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 25, 2013 13:18:02 Posted at November 25, 2013 13:18:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kirsten! Happy Birthday with love from Heidi! THANK YOU for reading my smut for all these years. Trying to make today’s column extra long in your honour. There’s certainly enough material from the AMAs. Hope it’s worthy of you! And for Nikki and GossipCon – congratulations on the event on Friday in New York! Was lovely seeing all of you, talking sh-t with all of you. Full Story

Friday, November 22, 2013

Dear Gossips,

We interviewed Amy Tan yesterday on The Social. I’ve been a fan a long, long time. Tan is currently promoting her new novel The Valley Of Amazement. It is once again a portrait of a mother-daughter relationship set in a courtesan community in Shanghai over a hundred years ago. So it’s a story about family, sex, and gossip. Obviously I’m all over it. Because the book is good (am currently about half way through) but also because Amy Tan is awesome.

She’s saucy. She’s cheeky. She’s hilarious. She’s super, super stylish. Did you see her in head to toe Issey Miyake, whaaaaaaaaaaat? Also, did you know she’s in a cover band called The Rock Bottom Remainders with other writers like Stephen King and Mitch Albom? They only play for charity. She’s the “lead rhythm dominatrix”. This KILLS me.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Jane Roos is the final #everdaybrilliance profile for vitaminwater this year and she is nothing but brilliant. Click here to learn about Jane’s work and passion.

Smutty Tingles

November 22, 2013 21:03:07 Posted at November 22, 2013 21:03:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds vests in LifeStyle

Best title of the day (Dlisted)

She attracts the grossest men (The Superficial)

The thinnification of Skyler White (Too Fab)

Beysus is really blonde right now (Pop Sugar)

Is Carrie Underwood cheating on her husband? (Cele|bitchy)

One Direction covers Billboard (Just Jared)

Hilary Duff looks so good in these jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

A show about nudists (Reality Tea)

Carrie Bradshaw’s Instagram (Evil Beet Gossip)

Awful, awful, awful outfit on Kristen Wiig (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennifer Lawrence rides with Nicholas Hoult in NYC

November 22, 2013 19:59:09 Posted at November 22, 2013 19:59:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Nicholas Hoult was with Jennifer Lawrence leaving The Daily Show yesterday. So there’s your status update. There’s MY status update. It’s still on. Good! I didn’t know if I had access to this photo earlier when I wrote about her and her passport which is why I’ve separated the two posts. Full Story

Posh for the Philippines

November 22, 2013 18:56:46 Posted at November 22, 2013 18:56:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Victoria and David Beckham donated several boxes of clothing to the Red Cross in support of relief efforts in the Philippines. (The Canadian government is matching all gifts to help survivors of the storm. Click here if you can spare a few dollars. Full Story

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Daniel Radcliffe is “refreshingly boring”

November 22, 2013 17:14:36 Posted at November 22, 2013 17:14:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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At least he says he is. But he isn’t, really. I’ve interviewed Daniel Radcliffe probably 10 times. Maybe more. Every single time he’s delightful. Every single time he seems like he’s delighted to be there. Which, he probably isn’t. But it would be unthinkable to him to make you feel that way. Full Story

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HBC’s Winter Wonderland

November 22, 2013 16:35:26 Posted at November 22, 2013 16:35:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton took their kids to the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland launch last night in London. Why is it cracking me up that she’s wearing a top hat? There were rumours of trouble between HBC and Burton a few weeks ago because he was allegedly kissing another woman. But, as I wrote at the time Full Story

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100 People I’d Rather See on SNL

November 22, 2013 15:51:31 Posted at November 22, 2013 15:51:31
Dean Posted by Dean
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So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how they cast the host of SNL these days. I mean, come on, it’s like some SNL exec rolled out of bed, realized he loved the least memorable character from Clueless, cast Paul Rudd, Justin Timberlake, and Jimmy “Hack! Hack! Motherf-cking hack!” Fallon for December hosts and musical guests, and we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so. Full Story