Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 19:45:07 September 29, 2014 19:45:07

The downside (apart from those hands) of dating Robert Pattinson (Dlisted

What Megan Fox’s kids look like (TooFab

Is it becoming a shrug now? Finally? So that the value is taken away from this kind of sh-t? (The Superficial

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski head out after George Clooney’s wedding (Just Jared

Avril Lavigne is looking more and more like Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)  

Ben Affleck had to work while George Clooney got married (Pop Sugar

Benedict Cumberbatch and his girlfriend went to a wedding but not George Clooney’s (Cele|bitchy

Mrs Timberlake showed up to the 7th Heaven reunion (Socialite Life

Selena and JB went on vacation and didn’t storm off on each other (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Fergie’s new song (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Where’s the honeymoon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 17:22:47 September 29, 2014 17:22:47
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I suppose that’s the other mystery, apart from the dress. Maybe not anymore? A few European media outlets are reporting that Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney are heading to Marrakesh for their honeymoon. A Moroccan honeymoon? It’s so Mimi! You think they’re taking us there too? Are we invited on the honeymoon? Am attaching more shots today of the two of them making it legal. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s birthday party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 16:32:45 September 29, 2014 16:32:45
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I like to pretend that my Gwyneth and I share a birthday, even though we were born a year and a day apart. Mine is September 26, hers is September 27. Whatever. We all fool ourselves in different ways. On Saturday, there was a party to celebrate. Many of G’s celebrity friends were there including Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy (an actress-rocker couple that’s still intact), Nicole Richie who came with Rashida Jones, Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer, Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson, and also… Chris Martin was seen arriving earlier in the day. Full Story

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The Amal & George wedding photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 16:13:38 September 29, 2014 16:13:38

Here’s a quick update: Everyone’s thinking VOGUE because Anna Wintour was there but it’s looking like PEOPLE and HELLO! are publishing the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding photos, just like it was with Brange. One source told me that VOGUE simply couldn’t pay that much money and that only a PEOPLE/HELLO! joint bid would both satisfy the financial requirement (to be donated) and also the “nice reporting/nice gossip” demands. Full Story

Chris Pratt’s SNL was a charm offensive

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 29, 2014 16:00:46 September 29, 2014 16:00:46

Is everyone on the Chris Pratt train at this point? Is there anyone left uncharmed? Does anyone object to Pratt becoming a Movie Star? As I predicted back in January, Pratt blew up huge this year, and this weekend he capped his breakout year by hosting Saturday Night Live, and this was not just any episode. Full Story

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Amal fashion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 15:25:39 September 29, 2014 15:25:39
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She started off the weekend in black and white on Friday – click here  and here for a refresher. On Friday night for the rehearsal dinner it was a red McQueen. Gorgeous.  On Saturday, Amal Alamuddin was kept hidden. Full Story

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Throw a Brick Through The Window

Duana Posted by Duana at September 29, 2014 14:55:45 September 29, 2014 14:55:45

Masters of Sex Season 2 Episode 12 recap. Ohhhh. There. That’s what we’ve been building toward. Satisfying, terrifying, and nauseating like the best of all the golden age of television. I was uncomfortable and upset for most of the episode, which paradoxically feels good, and right. Full Story

The “unreachable” Brad Pitt…with Shia as his wingman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 14:42:28 September 29, 2014 14:42:28

Brange was not photographed at the Clooney wedding. Some are hoping they were there, just incognito. But you know what? It’s not like they hang out a lot. You see Clooney with Damon, Krasinski, Murray… Since Oceans, you don’t see him with Brad. Their friendship has been overblown… maybe because of wishful thinking. Full Story

Reese does a backflip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 14:31:27 September 29, 2014 14:31:27
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FameFlynet, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Reese Witherspoon is the latest celebrity to be featured in VOGUE’s 73 questions. And she’s letting you see her house. So. Before you rush off and press play, just a few notes… The best part is the backflip. In a skirt! The worst part is her answer about dinner with female senators. Full Story

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Everything but the dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 13:23:25 September 29, 2014 13:23:25
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At this point, it’s really the only detail we don’t know: what did Amal Alamuddin’s wedding dress look like? Since Anna Wintour was there, VOGUE will likely tell us in the next month or so. Fine. At this point, I actually feel sated. He gave us enough, don’t you think? More than enough. Full Story

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September 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 12:37:54 September 29, 2014 12:37:54

To David & David with love from Shannon – CONGRATULATIONS on your perfect wedding weekend! I heard it was a great party. May the party continue for years and years and years!  And for Sufya – Happy 24th Birthday! Attached by request from Sam, here’s your ginger crush, Ed Sheeran. Full Story