Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 21:08:19 March 2, 2015 21:08:19
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Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. Full Story

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The Chanel Muses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 20:44:31 March 2, 2015 20:44:31
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OMG. Bag porn. Today Chanel released the campaign for three new bags starring three celebrity ambassadors, Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Stewart, and Alice Dallal. F-ck. I’m in love. Especially with the Girl, which Vanessa is modelling on her bare back. It’s an outrageous purchase for a civilian to make it your work bag but look at it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 19:27:06 March 2, 2015 19:27:06

Is it impossible to look cool like this? (Dlisted)

Demi Lovato post-flu bikini shot (TooFab

There might be a lawsuit over those Cindy Crawford photos (The Superficial

Cameron Diaz talks about having more sex (Just Jared

This swimsuit would leave the most terrible tan lines (Hollywood Tuna

It was really cute that her parents were there, right? (Pop Sugar

I agree with Anna Wintour (Cele|bitchy

When Fifty Shades had sex with Lord Of The Rings (Socialite Life

Yep. That’s exactly how I would celebrate my 21st birthday (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at JFK with the baby (OK!

Mr Timberlake comes to visit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 18:30:54 March 2, 2015 18:30:54
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These photos from last week were just released today. It’s Justin Timberlake visiting his wife on the set of The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea. The photographers are calling it a “surprise”. Look at that smile, how happy she is that he was there, that he came to see her. It’s like a reward! When’s the next time we’ll be seeing Mr Timberlake on a movie set? They announced Spinning Gold about Neil Bogart, what?, two years ago? And then there were reports that Spike Lee was in talks to direct. Full Story

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Jimmy Says Vaccinate

Maria Posted by Maria at March 2, 2015 18:17:04 March 2, 2015 18:17:04

We all know Lainey has been a teeny bit concerned about getting chicken pox, which would suck. But you know what would probably suck even more? Measles! And it’s so freakishly contagious that it’s hard not to get paranoid about it. (Lainey: which is why I just got a Measles booster two weeks ago!) Medical experts are attributing the measles outbreak to parents not vaccinating their children. Full Story

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Fangirling Sarah Gadon

Joanna Posted by Joanna at March 2, 2015 17:47:05 March 2, 2015 17:47:05
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I love Sarah Gadon. So I’m gushing here: If Hollywood were a stock exchange, you want to buy shares in Sarah Gadon… and fast. Much like Tatiana Maslany, Sarah won big at the Canadian Screen Awards too — but she didn’t take home a trophy. In fact, she wasn’t nominated this year, even though five of her Maps to the Stars co-stars were, including Robert Pattinson and Julianne Moore. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling’s new tattoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 16:38:12 March 2, 2015 16:38:12

Could just be pen. Temporary writing. But given the direction the letters are facing, I’ll guess permanent until we hear otherwise. Because it would be easier for a tattoo artist to write the letters facing themselves than have to come behind you, or get you to twist your hand around, to write the letters facing you. Full Story

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Why he’s sleeping on the couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 16:16:58 March 2, 2015 16:16:58

Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the warnings, he went ahead and made it official. But the happily ever after wore off really quickly. Full Story

Cecily Strong Is.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 2, 2015 15:50:44 March 2, 2015 15:50:44

Here are pictures of Cecily Strong in Capitol File magazine, in advance of her hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner next month. She looks great and talks about how she’s most looking forward to meeting the Obamas, which sounds normal and exciting and good for her.  But it seems like Cold Comfort Farm, a little bit. Full Story

Brange’s New Plan?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 15:20:24 March 2, 2015 15:20:24

Brad Pitt was at LAX on Saturday. Some say he was heading to France to check in on their property and the wine. Brange has been quiet lately, on the Hollywood front at least. She’s likely in post for By The Sea and he has yet to confirm his next acting role, although it’s been revealed that he’ll be producing a Lewis and Clark series for HBO with Edward Norton and Tom Hanks. Full Story

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The Clooneys in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 15:03:36 March 2, 2015 15:03:36
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George Clooney was photographed in NYC this weekend getting to work on Jodie Foster’s Money Monster. The Clooneys, George and Amal, have moved to NYC for the next couple of months to accommodate the shoot schedule. Page Six reports that they were having drinks last week at the Carlyle with another couple. Full Story

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