How Many Ways Can I Call You A Whore?

November 26, 2013 15:14:26 Posted at November 26, 2013 15:14:26
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Masters of Sex Season 1 Episode 9 recap Do you remember the most exciting conversations of the first couple of months away at school? It doesn’t matter if you didn’t go, you still know the ones I’m talking about. After too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades (Ugh, I don’t miss you, 1997), someone starts getting daring while talking about, you know, sex, and someone else one-ups them, and the whole thing feels very naughty and titillating even though nothing is actually happening and half the people are lying? Yeah. Full Story

November 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 26, 2013 15:01:18 Posted at November 26, 2013 15:01:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For AP from your “best bitch” Lemmy – it’s a sh-tty time right now, isn’t it? You know what isn’t sh-tty? People like you, who give of themselves over and over again, will always have others around to rally when you’re down. So I’ve no doubt you’ll be back up soon. Full Story

Monday, November 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

I thought the American Music Awards would be boring. I was wrong. The American Music Awards induced rage (mostly thanks to Katy Perry and Justin Timberlake), euphoria (I love you, Rihanna), and an acid trip (is Barack Obama cheating on Michelle Obama with Lady Gaga – what!?).  Read Full Intro

Conversations between Kanye and Leo

November 25, 2013 22:03:25 Posted at November 25, 2013 22:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kanye West was at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party a couple of weeks ago. Leo was at Kanye's MSG show last night. With girlfriend Toni Garrn. So, presumably, they're more than just casual acquaintances. What's that like? What does it sound like when Kanye and Leo hang out? What do they talk about? When Ye goes off about the injustice of the fashion industry and the Grammys and why his girlfriend has been excluded from the Hollywood Walk of Fame, does Leo nod in solidarity? Even though Kanye West's girlfriend's lifestyle is exactly the kind of sh-t Leo abhors? He never calls the paps. Full Story

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Kiki & Garrett's next level

November 25, 2013 21:11:15 Posted at November 25, 2013 21:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund have been together for a while. They've been papped holding hands, out for breakfast, side by side with castmates on a red carpet... But how about on a carpet as a "couple"? First time, right? She's in Australia for Anchorman 2. Far as I know he's not in the movie (although there are a million cameos so if you correct me, I wouldn't be surprised). Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 25, 2013 20:20:44 Posted at November 25, 2013 20:20:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tara Reid in a bikini proves that surgery isn’t always the answer (Dlisted)

Emma Watson can still look like a bright-eyed girl, and I hope this lasts (Just Jared)

I think Christina Aguilera looked better with less makeup on stage during her performance (The Superficial)

Yeah so did Ke$ha get a new face? (FishWrapper)

That’s a lot of sheer. Or at least it ended up that way (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson’s bringing out the kids just in time for the holidays (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch crushes on Meryl Streep (Cele|bitchy)

Adele’s little Angelo is growing so fast (Socialite Life)

Pfft. Clint Eastwood’s daughter thinks she’s Britney (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Not totally sure this colour works on her from head to toe (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sartorial Ageism

November 25, 2013 16:44:53 Posted at November 25, 2013 16:44:53
Duana Posted by Duana
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I received the following text last night, verbatim: “Tina Fay [sic] is on PBS. I just love her dress.” She was one of the presenters helping to give the Mark Twain Prize for Humor to Carol Burnett.  (This happened in October but the event aired on PBS last night.) Before we get to Tina:  1. Full Story

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Macaulay Culkin has a new girlfriend

November 25, 2013 16:33:10 Posted at November 25, 2013 16:33:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here he is with her in Paris the other day at the airport. The sequence of events appears to be that he picked her up, with a water bottle and a rose, and presented it to her upon her arrival. Then they held hands, matching chipped black nails. He looks happy. And I am happy for him. Interesting note – when I was searching for these shots, I initially misspelled his name. Full Story

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November 25, 2013 16:23:14 Posted at November 25, 2013 16:23:14
Duana Posted by Duana

Homeland Season 3 Episode 9 recap Well, it happened. We knew it was coming, of course. Carrie and Brody, reunited at last. Dana Brody, still a thing on this show. Saul Berenson, finally fighting for his gig.  It’s all here. A different show would have had this be the season premiere. Full Story

Rihanna is everything

November 25, 2013 16:14:36 Posted at November 25, 2013 16:14:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What’s missing from Rihanna lately, have you noticed? In her videos, on her Instagram, on Twitter, on HER, around her… What is it? MEN. Instead, Rihanna is surrounded by her best friend, Melissa, a steady crew of girls, and she’s doing it for them, for herself. When she’s dancing on a pole, it’s not for an audience of dudes. Full Story

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