July 5, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 5, 2016 14:30:42 Posted at July 5, 2016 14:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

"To our ray of Caymanian sunshine, Anna, as she exits her first year of her new decade. You're ringing in this birthday in one of the three countries you can call home, and we hope that your return to England reminds you of the things it gave you (your humour, your poshness, your hatred of cold, your love of Shakespeare, etc). Full Story

Monday, July 4, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Mimi performed for the first time at Essence Festival in New Orleans this weekend. And if you couldn’t be there, the next best thing is to read about what it was like for those who were there. Most of the coverage from mainstream outlets was positive.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 4, 2016 20:21:32 Posted at July 4, 2016 20:21:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The only Sandra Lee in my world is Dr Pimple Popper (Dlisted

Beyoncé and Jay Z in London (Just Jared

“Scum” joins “Wino” (Cele|bitchy

I really like watching Matt Damon laugh (TooFab

The celebrity chapter of the Beyoncé Fan Club (Pop Sugar

“It’s a man world!” (The Superficial

What difference does a British accent make? (Hollywood Tuna

Not feeling either of these dresses (Go Fug Yourself

Independence Day bloopers from the UES (Gossip Girl

Still no Oscar

July 4, 2016 20:14:35 Posted at July 4, 2016 20:14:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan’s 30th birthday was on Saturday. My friend Lorella reminded me… She still hasn’t won that Oscar yet. Not that anyone was expecting her to, but for literally 10 years now, Lindsay Lohan has been telling people that that’s the plan. Ten years ago, actually, is how I remember it the first time. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, July 4, 2016

July 4, 2016 17:45:36 Posted at July 4, 2016 17:45:36
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Blake Lively in The Shallows

July 4, 2016 16:05:02 Posted at July 4, 2016 16:05:02
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Ryan Turgeon/ Splash News

Here’s something I did not expect to say: The Shallows is pretty good. I know, right? I was surprised I like it, too. But The Shallows, aka Blake Lively vs. A Shark, is a solid B-movie. It’s effectively scary and sort of stylish, and Blake Lively isn’t horrible. In a better movie season it probably wouldn’t draw much notice, but this summer has been particularly brutal, so The Shallows sticks out as a high note. Full Story