Emma’s in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 16:27:22 August 26, 2014 16:27:22
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Emma Stone has arrived in Venice for the Venice Film Festival. Oh my God, the Venice Film Festival opens tomorrow. TIFF is next Thursday. It never stops! Emma is there for the highly anticipated Birdman from director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu. So by the end of the week, we’ll know just how strong this campaign will be and whether or not Michael Keaton has this locked up already. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 15:49:05 August 26, 2014 15:49:05

If you’re just joining, please remember to scroll down and click VIEW more to access the other pages. Today has been a multi-page column. Emmys coverage is now wrapped but keep emailing us! We love the post-award show debate! Non-Emmy content is now on the way until I pass out. If Justin Bieber gets someone pregnant between now and tomorrow morning I will rip his pubes out individually.

A “goble” is what Lindsay Lohan is going to win one day (Dlisted)

Shailene Woodley and Theo James shooting Insurgent (Just Jared)

Obscene Emmys belly-cupping (The Superficial)

How is a dress like this even made and then presented to a celebrity and then CHOSEN by a celebrity???? (Cele|bitchy)

OMG OMG OMG OMG MSCL 20! (Too Fab)

See on her this just looks lazy (Hollywood Tuna)

At first I thought this was a dating video (Towleroad)

Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge hang out in New York (Pop Sugar)

What do you think it’s going to take to get Lea Michele back to the Emmys? (Socialite Life)

This dress feels two years late (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Did we know Gwen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 14:23:24 August 26, 2014 14:23:24
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You know what bites my ass? I hate it when people try to shorten Gwyneth Paltrow’s name and end up with “Gwen”. No. So I’ve been thinking a lot about Gwen Stefani since Sunday night at the VMAs when Nicole Kidman happened to her face and it looked like she couldn’t open her left eye – click here Full Story

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Sofia Vergara doesn’t get it at the Emmys

Duana Posted by Duana at August 26, 2014 13:22:43 August 26, 2014 13:22:43
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Michael Buckner/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

It’s not like it was a surprise, Sofia Vergara in a tight dress, the same one she’s been wearing for years. But then – it wasn’t seafoam, she looked pretty, and I went on the liveblog about how she seemed like she must get all that body and beauty naturally, because people who are tortured into it for one night seem exhausted by the time they get to the carpet and she never does. Full Story

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Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 13:12:58 August 26, 2014 13:12:58
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God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like Elizabeth Taylor, swanning around in the 60s in a silk robe all day with a martini in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other, lipstick slightly smeared by all the fight-f*cking with Richard Burton. Full Story

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Amy Poehler: Emmys Best Night Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 13:07:04 August 26, 2014 13:07:04
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I think this might be the best she’s ever looked, overall.  It’s ready to party, this dress, but it doesn’t look hard to wear. It especially doesn’t say “woe to getting older/let’s make friends with Spanx”. I am so DONE with that look. You know how Beyonce at first was a thing, before she became a religion, because she was allowed to have body parts? I want the next thing to be that someone’s allowed to have a tummy. Full Story

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Robin Wright: Emmys Best Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 13:01:10 August 26, 2014 13:01:10
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Another one of those who wasn’t photographed much on the carpet, either because she turned up late in LA traffic or, Robin Wright being Robin Wright, not the warmest woman in the world, she just didn’t f-cking feel like it. But since she’s wearing Ralph Lauren, she had to pose for their Instagram http://instagram. Full Story

Viola Davis: Emmys Most Anticipated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 12:53:59 August 26, 2014 12:53:59
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Been waiting for a chance to tell you how excited I am about How To Get Away With Murder. Viola Davis is coming to Thursday night television! Spouting sexy legal phrases and kicking our asses in great leather zip-up jackets and heels! They’re saying the show is quick and requires an attention span – that is, you might miss something if you’re tweeting during a scene. Full Story

Julia Roberts actually lost at the Emmys

Duana Posted by Duana at August 26, 2014 12:20:04 August 26, 2014 12:20:04
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You know she's kicking herself for showing up. That is a dress choice and hand-painted highlights and probably a custom-blended lipstick shade, all for Erin Brockovich herself, and then she didn’t win?  There are no shots of her holding the trophy with that smile. They basically sold this entire Emmy broadcast on the promise of that shot. Full Story

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Harrelson & McConaughey: Emmys Best Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 12:12:19 August 26, 2014 12:12:19
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Woody Harrelson wore it best last night. I either forgot or never knew in the first place that he could do clothes. But when he walked out my first thought was oh hey now Woody can wear the sh-t out of a pair of pants. Please. The right answer here is that you would totally have sex with Woody Harrelson before Adam Levine. Full Story

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Kate Mara: Repeat Shoes at the Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 12:01:58 August 26, 2014 12:01:58
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Really don’t understand her devotion to these shoes. They’re SO low classy. But Kate Mara wore them last year at the Emmys – click here for a refresher – and she’s doing it again this year with a different strap. Toes get squished together in heels, we know. Full Story

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