The Bangerz Tour

February 18, 2014 15:13:26 Posted at February 18, 2014 15:13:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is not a Beyonce show. There’s nothing militarily precise about it. Everything about a Beyonce concert is perfect, engineered, controlled. Miley’s concert is the exact opposite. It’s intended to be messy, loose, and free. Which it was. All those things. And she encouraged all those things in her audience, imploring them to make out, f-ck off, and twerk away throughout the night. Full Story

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February 18, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 18, 2014 15:01:02 Posted at February 18, 2014 15:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nadia! You got this. Your friends and family know it. I know it. So hurry up and take that bitch down because there’s a lot of travel ahead of you; there’s a lot of shoe shopping ahead of you; and goddamn, there’s a LOT of food to be eaten too. By request, here are Matt Bomer and Michael Fassbender, apparently both approved by your husband although, to be honest, you and I need to discuss Fassbender because, well, I’m not sure he deserves you. Full Story

Monday, February 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

A lot of people believe there is indeed a “fix” at work in ice dance figure skating. Here in Canada, some of it can certainly be attributed to being homers. After all, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir are the alleged victims of the alleged collusion.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

February 17, 2014 20:23:58 Posted at February 17, 2014 20:23:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best best friends in the world (Dlisted)

Rosie Perez calls JLO a “ghetto biatch”. Who even says “biatch” anymore? (FishWrapper)

A nasty looking dress made for the wearer (The Superficial)

Bradley Cooper didn’t wear underwear to the White House (Just Jared)

When you invite the paps to come work out with you… (Hollywood Tuna)

Matt Damon sent his ass to Ben Affleck (Pop Sugar)

Cate Blanchett’s amazing necklace (Cele|bitchy)

I like Hilary Duff’s glasses (Socialite Life)

Julianne Hough’s new hair, new boyfriend (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Simon Cowell brings home his baby (I'm Not Obsessed)

Katy Perry & John Mayer engaged?

February 17, 2014 20:17:03 Posted at February 17, 2014 20:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI / Splash News, FameFlynet

Katy Perry stepped out with John Mayer on Valentine’s Day wearing a ring on that finger and the internet said they’re engaged. E! News and US Weekly then immediately reported that they’re not engaged…but that it could be happening soon. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Anna Wintour front row at Topshop

February 17, 2014 19:53:29 Posted at February 17, 2014 19:53:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Danny E. Martindale /Getty Images

It’s London Fashion Week. I’ve posted a few collections in LifeStyle. Click here to see. Yesterday was the Topshop presentation. Here’s a shot of the front row – from left to right: Anna Wintour, Sir Philip Green, Kate Moss, and her beguiling sister Lottie Moss. Full Story

Neptune’s Second Chances

February 17, 2014 19:22:07 Posted at February 17, 2014 19:22:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Okay, so Veronica Mars, right?  If you’re one of those people who’s just heard about the movie like it’s so much noise, and is kind of rolling your eyes and maybe your Entertainment Weekly subscription is rolling in and you’re like “This on the cover?”, I have to tell you that you may be on the wrong side of history. Full Story

Fifty Shades of Tom Hardy

February 17, 2014 18:36:23 Posted at February 17, 2014 18:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Euan Cherry /Daniel Deme /WENN

Tom Hardy was at the BAFTAs yesterday. His date: Kelly Marcel. Hardy and Marcel have known each other for years. They collaborate on an acting workshop together. She’s a writer and apparently his “skribe” tattoo is in her honour. Is it weird that he went with her instead of with fiancée Charlotte Riley? Well, considering that she’s listed as a nominee for Saving Mr Banks in the Outstanding Best Film category, it’s not a stretch to believe that he was there to support his friend. Full Story

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Johnny Depp: a musician and makeup

February 17, 2014 17:28:12 Posted at February 17, 2014 17:28:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Johnny Depp was honoured with the Distinguished Artisan Award at the Annual Makeup Artist and Hair Stylists Guild Awards the other night. This is no surprise. For years he’s taken roles that camouflage his face. No other actor has more claim to this recognition than he does. Before taking the stage, a montage of many of his made-up roles was played for the audience. Full Story

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Chiwetel > Leo

February 17, 2014 16:59:39 Posted at February 17, 2014 16:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anthony Harvey /ANDREW COWIE /CARL COURT /Chris Jackson /Getty Images, Lia Toby /WENN

Matthew McConaughey was not a factor in the Best Actor category at the BAFTAs. So it was Chiwetel Ejiofor vs Leonardo DiCaprio. Chiwetel won. And I wish he could win at the Oscars on March 2. Because as I’ve already said and will repeat again: Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club is basically Matthew McConaughey in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, just 40 lbs lighter. Full Story

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That’s not what inertia means

February 17, 2014 16:46:37 Posted at February 17, 2014 16:46:37
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 3 Episode 7 recap Girls, can you stop getting me to like you? That was not supposed to be my thing, okay? Remember back in the day, when you were trite and I was crotchety? This was your best episode ever, okay? Is that condescending of me? Girls wastes no time this week pointing out that it owes a debt – that it’s happy to pay, to overextend the metaphor – to Sex And The City, which only had a few episodes in the Hamptons, really, but felt like it was there every episode. Full Story