Sasha! Kerri says she’s an asshole which is why I’m a few days late on wishing you… HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY! In her defence though – come on – snow angels on a roof in a snowstorm? A shout-out can’t beat that. A shout-out can’t beat your buttery grey Prada bag either. Full Story
You know what song’s been playing in my head for 12 hours?
It’s just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch
I blame Duana. She sent me a note last night after 9pm:
“Vulture is dissecting Fame in 1998. It’s your porn. Go there now.”
And I didn’t leave.
Remember Cameron Diaz and Matt Dillon? Remember when people went full Twi-Hard over Dawson Leery? Gwyneth was with Ben Affleck. Brad and Jennifer Aniston had just become a thing. Who can resist Gossip Nostalgia?
Click here to get started. But I’m warning you – only if you have the time. Because that sh-t is a black hole.
Yours in gossip,
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What Winona Ryder character would you bring back? Which one are you curious about? Who would you want to catch up with? Is it Veronica in Heathers? Or Rina from Lucas? God, I loved Lucas. Charlie Sheen was super hot in Lucas. Whatever happened to Kerri Green? The answer to that question, if you’re Winona Ryder, is Lydia in Beetlejuice. Full Story
Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend turn a motorcycle into a vibrator (Dlisted)
So here’s another reason why I don’t watch that show (The Superficial)
Way better than breaking up over text? (FishWrapper)
Jennifer Lawrence is Nitro, not a wrestler (Cele|bitchy)
Your chance to relive the Beckham wedding (Just Jared)
These two aren’t dressing for the same climate (Hollywood Tuna)
Demi Lovato defends Miley Cyrus (Amy Grindhouse)
Reese Witherspoon’s campaigning for Matthew McConaughey (Pop Sugar)
Minka Kelly in stripes (Popoholic)
Jena Malone thinks she’s Gwyneth Paltrow (Go Fug Yourself)
Hi Gossips. A quick technical update for those of you who are asking about our old app and why our menu was not working since the iOS7 release. Happy to say that we figured out the bug for the latter over the weekend, so you should no longer have any issues with the drop-down menu not working properly in iOS7. Full Story
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Today is Monaco’s National Day. The royal family celebrated with the people. Here are Prince Albert and his Princess participating in the festivities. Charlene looked beautiful and serene in black…without a trace of joy? Oh no, there was joy. She did smile demurely from the balcony next to her husband in his fancy tricked out coat. Full Story
The other day I read an article about Daniel Craig’s pout, and how it’s distracting in his non-Bond movies. Then I was flipping channels on the weekend and Skyfall was on. He does pout. Hard. Is that just the shape of his mouth? Or do you think he’s practised his pout for years? Does he practise it like Posh practises posing? We are not supposed to think of Daniel Craig like Victoria Beckham because he’s Serious and Private. Full Story
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The Cambridges stepped out today in England for a crime prevention charity visit to Only Connect. She re-wore the same outfit she had on for another appearance a year ago. So I’m bored. Also she still has grey hairs. You’ll recall, it was pointed out a couple of weeks ago – the Princess and her grey hairs, scandal! And you know she knows that they were talking about it. Full Story
This happened the other day in Clearwater, Florida. Xenu opened a big ass church. Thousands of people showed up for the dedication of the $145 million development project, including the 377,000 square-foot Flag Building, the tallest in the city…including Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kelly Preston. Full Story