Um. Yeah.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 16:12:41 June 16, 2014 16:12:41
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet, James Whatling/ Splash

I dedicate the first photo attached to Dlisted’s Michael K because Hot Harry on Horse is sitting, spread out, and, UM, YEAH. This is the second in what will be a series of three quick royal posts. Here we focus on Prince Harry in green. And sweaty. Playing polo in support of Centrepoint, of which the Cambridges are patrons. Full Story

View All 16 Photos

Pull my fingers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 15:50:03 June 16, 2014 15:50:03
Photos:
Chris Jackson/ WPA Pool/ Getty

Trooping The Colour happened this weekend in London to celebrate Her Majesty’s birthday. Everyone has to show up for this one. Princess Catherine rode her with mother and brother-in-law to Buckingham Palace. Who wouldn’t want to ride with Hot Harry? When you ride with Hot Harry, you’re on the party bus. Full Story

View All 24 Photos

Lorde & Ariana Grande at the MMVAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 15:08:18 June 16, 2014 15:08:18
Photos:
Wenn, Ernesto Distefano/ Sonia Recchia/ Getty

Last night. The MuchMusic Video Awards. Toronto’s biggest block party, a massive spectacle, an annual tradition, and one of the few events outside New York and LA that draws some of the biggest names of the time. Lorde performed. Ariana Grande closed the show. Both videos are below. Did you know that after next week, Ariana Grande will be four years older than Lorde? Grande turns 21 on June 26. Full Story

View All 24 Photos

Kelly Clarkson’s daughter River Rose

Duana Posted by Duana at June 16, 2014 14:18:57 June 16, 2014 14:18:57

Oh man. I am about to run into some serious bias here. Because I LOVE Kelly Clarkson. I love the way she has just resolutely hung out, being awesome, when people wanted her to go away. I love that 97 years later Simon Cowell still says she was the most talented American Idol. I love her sassy mouth. Full Story

Jolie damed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 13:56:32 June 16, 2014 13:56:32
Photos:
FameFlynet

It’s Dame Angelina now. Queen Elizabeth made Angelina Jolie an honourer Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of St Michael and St George on Friday on a Birthday Honours list that also included Daniel Day-Lewis, Maggie Smith, and Damian Lewis. Some of you complained. And I would agree with you – that she’s a Hollywood star, and an American, and sure she just came off a busy week for the Global Summit To End Sexual Violence In Conflict but there are non-famous heroes who deserve recognition and crabby crabby crabby crabby crabby crabby – but, you know, talk to me when you’re finished bitching about the guy from Homeland. Full Story

View All 24 Photos

Valar Morghulis

Duana Posted by Duana at June 16, 2014 13:32:07 June 16, 2014 13:32:07

Game Of Thrones Season 4 Episode 10 recap I complained about how much time was spent at Castle Black last week and I know I wasn’t wrong, but there’s conflict there, at least. The previouslies remind us that there are too many parts of this show that are just so much talking and not enough actual breath-holding terror and delight. Full Story

June 16, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 13:08:25 June 16, 2014 13:08:25

“Hi Derek.  Katrina and I know you read this regularly.  But we won't tell anyone else at the firm, don't worry.  Unless you displease us.” Derek, you should come to SMUT with Katrina and Andrea. Attached by request, because he’s Andrea’s favourite, here’s RDJ. Full Story

Friday, June 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Is Tyrion going to die? Don’t tell me! 10 weeks goes by too fast during Game Of Thrones season. After this weekend, we have to wait 10 months. As previously mentioned, by the show’s Episode 9 standards, last week felt kinda underwhelming, especially with what happened to Oberyn.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2014 18:09:26 June 13, 2014 18:09:26

How about if we just stop caring about her? Does that count as dead? (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan wants to get rid of her freckles (The Superficial)

Kinda love this JLO look on the cover of Billboard (Just Jared)

This new article confirms Britney doesn’t sing live…and might be a feminist hero. I am as confused as she is. (Cele|bitchy)

How old is Robert Pattinson? I don’t think he’s aging well (Pop Sugar

I have two beagles. Can I be a mother of dragons? (Too Fab)

Oh for f-ck’s sake, why do we have to keep faking twin stories? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

You think these two know how to read their own book? (Hollywood Tuna)

How can you say sorry for being a douchebag when you’re still a douchebag? (Evil Beet Gossip)

OK but I actually love how this dress/jumpsuit is hanging off Emma Thompson (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Tom Hardy’s wedding day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2014 17:59:41 June 13, 2014 17:59:41
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

Tom Hardy continues to work on Legend in London. It was evidently a wedding scene today, Emily Browning as the bride. She had to pop out for a cigarette during break. I’m not supposed to say this but I love seeing a smoking bride. Because the image is so offensive to some people. Like on my wedding day, in my white dress, when I popped out for a drag, my ma was apoplectic. Full Story

View All 15 Photos

Winona and the Visor's moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2014 16:58:37 June 13, 2014 16:58:37
Photos:
INF

Terrifying what's happening right now. The Visor is having a moment. You know who's been wearing -- or you could say "rocking" -- the visor for years and years and years? You'd know if you've ever been to a Chinese mall. Or played golf. Asian ladies. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

View All 12 Photos