On Being A Wife

November 15, 2013 14:59:14 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:59:14
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 1 Episode 7 recap The question isn’t whether that’s a spoiler, but who I’m talking about in this explosive episode. Because it could be just about anyone, and that’s saying a lot. Let’s get the nonsense out of the way first, although even the nonsense is deeply compelling. Full Story

Please don’t tease

November 15, 2013 14:45:28 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rihanna and Drake… Please don’t tease. Because I want this too much. I want there to be a Rihanna + Drake. Is it time, finally? The way I’ve scripted them in my imagination, Rihanna is the reason Drake hasn’t had a bonafide in so long. He’s been waiting for her to be ready. Full Story

November 15, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 15, 2013 14:15:13 Posted at November 15, 2013 14:15:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz! Happy Birthday from your “sister from another mister” Shirley who also wants to wish you and Matt all the best for your upcoming wedding. And I’m supposed to tell you that you should have more than one bridesmaid. OK, but would you let me pick them? The   Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society is currently looking after a puppy called Nero. Full Story

Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive?

November 14, 2013 21:20:02 Posted at November 14, 2013 21:20:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Every year, I run a feature here to handicap PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive. Fifteen to twenty famous men are considered, pros and cons presented. Then I make my prediction. I'm batting about .500. This year's post was scheduled to run tomorrow. But Gossip Cop Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 14, 2013 20:28:38 Posted at November 14, 2013 20:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds turtlenecks and Duana finds “A” names in LifeStyle
This is not the sex tape I want. I want the Rob Ford sex tape! (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey should write a Chicken Soup for Jennifer Aniston (The Superficial)

Here’s a couple I find more tolerable than Elizabeth Hurley and gross Shane Warne (Fish Wrapper)

Miranda Kerr was in Asia instead of Victoria’s Secret (Pop Sugar)

Gisele Bundchen doesn’t need mascara (Cele|bitchy)

Jakey’s so skinny…and now he’s injured (Just Jared)

Catsuits: for stage or can you just walk around in them, no problem, like jeans? (Hollywood Tuna)

Marky Mark says he’s not like the Kardashians (Reality Tea)

Blonde Ashley Greene looks like everyone else (Emily VanCamp) but herself (Popoholic)

Juliette Lewis’s most sedate red carpet look? (Go Fug Yourself)

Career Prospectus: Josh Hartnett

November 14, 2013 20:13:04 Posted at November 14, 2013 20:13:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah
Wenn, Splash

(Please click here for previous installments of Sarah’s Career Prospectus.) We’ve received several requests for a Josh Hartnett career prospectus, which makes sense as one of the first things that comes up when you Google “Josh Hartnett” is “Josh Hartnett career over”, followed by “whatever happened to Josh Hartnett”. Full Story

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Victoria’s Secret’s Exes

November 14, 2013 18:38:41 Posted at November 14, 2013 18:38:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Victoria’s Secret fashion show happened in New York last night. This, apparently, is a big deal. I only cared about it last year because, ahem, Miranda Kerr was rather busy. But Miranda wasn’t there this time. This time Taylor Swift performed, which is interesting because, well, look at what she wore. Full Story

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Chris Pine gets romantic in Paris

November 14, 2013 17:11:05 Posted at November 14, 2013 17:11:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Pine has a new girlfriend. Here he is in Paris a few days ago with Iris Bjork Johannesdottir, a former Miss Reykjavik, according to reports out of Iceland. Looks like Chris was caught up in the romance of the city. These shots look straight out of a movie. The double hand around the face kiss and the look of want that precedes it – perfect choreography, right? Is this the advantage that actors have over regular dudes? Since they’re “taught” how to stage-kiss, do they real-kiss better? I’ve only been kissed once by an actor: Shemar Moore. Full Story

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s lock of hair

November 14, 2013 17:04:21 Posted at November 14, 2013 17:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Maybe it’s because I’ve been listening to the words “eat pussy” come out of Rob Ford’s mouth all morning but suddenly everything seems brighter, nicer, easier to look at. Seth Meyers is apparently strongly considering making it a sketch on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Full Story

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I almost missed My Obsession

November 14, 2013 16:23:07 Posted at November 14, 2013 16:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I am usually all over it whenever there are pictures of My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. They were at the GQ Men of the Year party on Tuesday night. But I can only find one photo. Which is why it got buried in the photo set. What is wrong with these event photographers? The Taylor-Johnsons are good for more than one f-cking shot. Full Story