Charlize Penn?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 19:55:23 April 15, 2014 19:55:23
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Apparently there was a rumour happening out there about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn being engaged. So PEOPLE took it upon themselves to tell you that they’re not engaged but that… Friends of the couple "wouldn't be surprised" by a proposal, says the insider. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 18:59:36 April 15, 2014 18:59:36

Gwyneth Paltrow’s 8th birthday party for Moses (Dlisted)

More celebrities dressing like assholes at Coachella (The Superficial)

Would you want Taylor Swift at your bridal shower? (Too Fab)

Rashida Jones wants you to watch your mouth (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner and his girlfriend in London (Just Jared)

Holiday themed nakedness (Hollywood Tuna)

Um. HOT. SOOOOOO HOT. (Towleroad)

Beyonce’s drinking mimosas, right? (Pop Sugar)

Ohhhhhh this is a great bikini (Popoholic)

I don’t actually hate this dress. Should I? (Go Fug Yourself)

On different coasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 17:21:26 April 15, 2014 17:21:26
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Taylor Swift did not show at Coachella. She spent time in New York instead. At her new apartment. Making an appearance on SNL. And hanging with all her model friends like Karlie Kloss. Also, Lena Dunham was papped leaving her building yesterday. Her ex-BFF Selena Gomez meanwhile continues to spend time with Kanye West’s fiance’s family. Full Story

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High fashion Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 16:48:42 April 15, 2014 16:48:42
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Lanvin in Paris – leather dress, love. Dolce&Gabbana in Rome (day time) – off white, high collar, front braid, delightful. Valentino in Rome (night) – long, sheer, neck with a bow, super high fashion, and I am OBSESSED with it. Erdem today in Berlin – embellished blue grey, gorgeous shape to the top, beautiful pleats on the bottom, and my dick might explode I am feeling her so hard. Full Story

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Gwen’s out of the cave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 14:30:26 April 15, 2014 14:30:26
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That’s what she called it on Twitter after showing up with Pharrell at Coachella for Hollaback Girl. Video is below. “Feels good to be out of the cave.” And now Billboard reports that she may be working on a solo project again. More Love. Full Story

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Map to the latest mindf-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 14:12:53 April 15, 2014 14:12:53

David Cronenberg’s next film is called Maps To The Stars featuring Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson, and Mia Wasikowska. There’s another reason why Lindsay Lohan will never: Mia Wasikowska, whose chill detachment and uncontrived aloofness (oh hi Rooney Mara) is perfect for Cronenberg’s latest mindf-ck. Full Story

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Gone Girl first trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 13:21:38 April 15, 2014 13:21:38

I read the book and was engrossed like everyone else. In the end though, as previously mentioned, it wasn’t my favourite. The first half, yes. The second half kinda fell apart for me. But Gillian Flynn also wrote the screenplay. And there have been suggestions that she’s changed the ending. Full Story

April 15, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2014 13:13:33 April 15, 2014 13:13:33

Angie! Happy 40th Birthday! Sarah says you were “destined” for gossip. I believe this. By request, here are your two loves Josh Charles and Jimmy Fallon although I’m not sure he’s the one you should be looking to for hope in humanity. Let me make up for it with a hint: I’ll be posting a trailer later featuring an actress whose husband is the one you’re looking for. Full Story

Cameron’s “Catching Fires”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2014 20:28:02 April 14, 2014 20:28:02
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The predominant theme of the texts that Sasha and I were exchanging last night during the MTV Movie Awards were about how f-cking old we are and how we don’t get it anymore. They ran commercials for all these random shows we’d never heard of in the breaks. There was that band we’d never heard of too. Full Story

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