Uma Thurman: muse becomes lover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 16:08:19 May 29, 2014 16:08:19
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US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino are together now. Like lovers. Like they went to Cannes to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pulp Fiction and stayed in a villa together. She’s been his muse for a long time. Full Story

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This Is Where I Leave You

Duana Posted by Duana at May 29, 2014 15:43:04 May 29, 2014 15:43:04

Who is going to go see This Is Where I Leave You with me? It’s kind of hard to know who to take. I mean, this is not The Hunger Games where the companion had to be carefully thought through and it’s not Pitch Perfect where basically, seeing the movie with me became the prize because I was so delighted with the whole enterprise that I squealed and giggled and chortled and basically it was like those YouTube clips where laughing babies make you laugh. Full Story

Rihanna & Drake: pink and blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 15:28:34 May 29, 2014 15:28:34
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Rihanna was photographed leaving an LA recording studio late last night/early this morning after a recording session. She’s still wearing that short hair f-ck you Charlie Sheen pink wig. Over in another part of town, Drake was having dinner in a super cheesy, shiny blue shirt. Coincidence or conspiracy? As much as I hope it’s a conspiracy, I’m sure it’s coincidence. Full Story

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Marvel’s divorce fall out

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 29, 2014 15:10:30 May 29, 2014 15:10:30

Last Friday director Edgar Wright packed his bags and left Marvel, abandoning Ant-Man just weeks before production was set to begin in Atlanta. Ever since then, details have been leaking out steadily, including a new feature from The Hollywood Reporter that confirms that Wright departed over script changes he didn’t approve. Full Story

Gossip Genie: GOOP & Google?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 14:20:15 May 29, 2014 14:20:15
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Gwyneth Paltrow was at the first annual Poetic Justice Fundraiser for the Coalition For Engaged Education yesterday in Santa Monica. She spoke at the event – her second speaking engagement this week after talking about anonymous internet haters earlier this week at the Code Conference (click here Full Story

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Princess Catherine goes red in Scotland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 13:39:45 May 29, 2014 13:39:45
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The Cambridges were in Scotland today. On the schedule: touring a distillery and a village fete. In other words: PARTY TIME. Well, as much as these two can party. Those aren’t exactly party clothes. Sh-t, if they’re expected to hit up a distillery and a “village fete”, can’t the wardrobe requirement be relaxed, a little? Speaking of wardrobe… There was a situation earlier this week when a German publication acquired some upskirt-in-the-wind shots of Kate’s bare ass from when they were on tour in Australia. Full Story

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May 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 13:18:04 May 29, 2014 13:18:04

Kristi! Happy Birthday! We’re about to end a decade together, aren’t we? You and I have been bonded by gossip for a long time. I look forward to your future. I’m excited for your future. Because I know the worst is over. Here’s your man Jude Law. And Ewan McGregor, RDJ, and Taylor Kitsch. Full Story

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened

As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.

Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2014 18:49:47 May 28, 2014 18:49:47

But today, the Rock cries out to us, clearly, forcefully,
Come, you may stand upon my
Back and face your distant destiny,
But seek no haven in my shadow.
I will give you no more hiding place down here.
You, created only a little lower than
The angels, have crouched too long in
The bruising darkness,
Have lain too long
Face down in ignorance.
Your mouths spilling words
Armed for slaughter.
The Rock cries out today, you may stand on me,
But do not hide your face.

So they were smoking weed. My problem is the word that was used – the racial slur. (Dlisted)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart still talk (Just Jared)

Michelle Rodriguez looks great in this black bikini (The Superficial)

Amber Heard won’t stop trying to make Amber Heard happen (Cele|bitchy)

Miley in all silver at World Music Awards (Hollywood Tuna)

I like Kristen Stewart’s white kicks (Pop Sugar)

Cindy Crawford and her daughter can’t take a bad photo (Too Fab)

Xavier Dolan wrote Leonardo DiCaprio a letter (Hollywood PQ)

These are beautiful wedding photos (Romance Beat)

Is Taylor Swift jealous of Kacey Musgraves or vice versa? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Guy Ritchie: baby machine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2014 17:32:54 May 28, 2014 17:32:54
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Guy Ritchie showed up with his fiancée Jacqui Ainsley this morning to the premiere of Edge Of Tomorrow. This morning. Did it start at like 6:30am? That’s commitment, man. To be so pregnant and haul your ass up at the ass of the day and hit a red carpet. Anyway, she’s carrying their third child. Full Story

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Cam is loved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2014 16:23:36 May 28, 2014 16:23:36
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As reported last week when they were spotted leaving the gym together – click here for a refresher - Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are supposedly dating. They spend a lot of time at her place. Nicole Ritchie set them up. According to Page Six Full Story