Rehab for PR

January 24, 2014 15:02:16 Posted at January 24, 2014 15:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

Smirk

January 24, 2014 14:38:25 Posted at January 24, 2014 14:38:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Look at this punk, smirking his way out of the courthouse yesterday. You can’t touch me. You can’t f-cking touch me. I’m Justin Bieber. This happened before he hitched himself up on the SUV to wave to the crowd. I’m a true badass now, yo. With my very own mugshot. Dad must be so proud. Full Story

January 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 24, 2014 14:19:58 Posted at January 24, 2014 14:19:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alison – you’re amazing. You’re going through this sh-ttiness with such grace and humour. So while I there are probably So.Many.Other.Things you’d rather be doing on Tuesday, please know that you have friends who are thinking of you, right there with you, supporting you. Good luck and stay strong. Full Story

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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It's almost like Justin Bieber didn't want Rob Ford to be the only douchebag from Canada making headlines. The two were trading dick moves last year, one outdoing the other with pussy jokes and prostitute hookups. So Rob Ford drops some bumbaclots and how does JB respond?

Oh. DUI.

A few years ago, every night we all went to bed - or didn't go to bed - wondering what would happen to Britney Spears at 3am. Then it was Lindsay Lohan's turn. And now the escalation of Justin Bieber.

Surprise? Please. You were waiting for it. Because the child star who doesn't end up f-cked up is the EXCEPTION. I mean, at this point Taylor Swift is an exception. Which makes her exceptional. How does that make you feel?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Everyone loves Lupita

January 23, 2014 22:00:16 Posted at January 23, 2014 22:00:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anthony J. Causi / Splash

Lupita Nyong'o sat courtside at the Knicks game yesterday and everyone wanted a piece of her. Look. She's the most popular girl at MSG. She's the most popular girl on the award circuit. Even more popular than Jennifer Lawrence since people (unfairly, arguably) seem to be tired of the Jennifer Lawrence. Full Story

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Starring Connie Britton’s Staff

January 23, 2014 21:09:15 Posted at January 23, 2014 21:09:15
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frederick M. Brown/ Tommaso Boddi/ Getty

Lainey calls the concept of  those who got the role vs. those who almost did Hollywood Sliding Doors. Like what if A had been sick so B gave the better audition? Or if actor 1 had met someone important instead of actor 2? Would we all be watching Kirk Cameron be nominated for an Oscar for The Wolf Of Wall Street? But I prefer a different game -- the LA Postman Knocks Twice game. Full Story

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Meanwhile...Selena...

January 23, 2014 20:51:59 Posted at January 23, 2014 20:51:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ralph Notaro/ Canham/ Splash

All smiles, here's Selena Gomez in California today hitting the gas station for snacks and smokes. Someone looks relieved she wasn't in Miami. Or, is that another emotion? Like, smug. Like, hey motherf-cker, this is why I broke up with you again last week. Yeah but are you getting back together with him next week? Because his managers will probably be begging her to put on a united front with him next week, just like that f-cking smile in that mugshot. Full Story

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Where are my bloody pirates?!

January 23, 2014 20:10:21 Posted at January 23, 2014 20:10:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I have dragons. I’m happy with the dragons. Dragons are coming out the pop culture wazoo right now, and I love it. But I don’t have any pirates. Rather, the pirates I do have are stupid, and I want better ones. (Exception: Gideon Defoe’s The Pirates! series, and adaptations thereof. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 23, 2014 19:48:19 Posted at January 23, 2014 19:48:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds celebrity earrings and Taylor Swift’s style in LifeStyle

Patti Labelle the dictionary (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf put a lot of words together and tried to find a meaning… and still plagiarised (The Superficial)

When Sofia sleeps she’s still sexy (Too Fab)

Sienna, Tom, and Marlowe at the beach (Pop Sugar)

Lupita danced with Benedict (Celebitchy)

This colour looks great against this colour (Just Jared)

This isn’t a sledgehammer. And much less interesting (Hollywood Tuna)

Old school Madonna (Towleroad)

Why should she be embarrassed? The dog had to pee (Popoholic)

The Team USA uniform is really, really busy (Go Fug Yourself)

Mia Grace Tindall. Indeed.

January 23, 2014 17:20:31 Posted at January 23, 2014 17:20:31
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

Okay, are you ready to be blown away? Zara Phillips and husband Mike Tindall announced their baby name. It’s a little girl named Mia Grace... …really? There is nothing wrong with this name at all.  Mia is rising in popularity, which isn’t a surprise because it slides down the chain from Maddie through Maya . Full Story

Baby’s first mugshot!

January 23, 2014 17:04:13 Posted at January 23, 2014 17:04:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You think someone told him to smile? Because this is the photo you’re going to see a hundred times today around the world. Full Story