You Cannot Give Up On The Gravy

Duana Posted by Duana at May 19, 2014 13:40:26 May 19, 2014 13:40:26

Game Of Thrones Season 4 Episode 7 recap: The return of Hot Pie When you’re on the road the way this episode is, everything can feel disjointed. But the exciting part of it is that there’s no cabin fever. Things are moving, both in the more and less literal senses. And it almost felt – good? Like fun, or exciting? I apologize in advance for the lack of pronouns in this recap, but there were a lot of single-sex scenes, which makes “he” and “she” kind of futile. Full Story

May 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2014 13:37:14 May 19, 2014 13:37:14

Farah! Happy 20th Birthday with love from Aya. Hope your #20 weekend was amazing. If there were no real-life English pretty-boys to celebrate with you, here are Douglas Booth and Max Irons. And also the non Brit Ansel Elgort because I’m told you secretly love him. And for Alex from Stacey, Aish, and Vani – GOOD LUCK at the new job! They’ll miss the “happy hours” after class but you’ll be the boss of Boston, no doubt. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 20:31:11 May 16, 2014 20:31:11

OMG, my book, Listen To The Squawking Chicken, is #1 this week on the Canadian Non-Fiction Bestseller List! Thank you so much Canada! Have a great weekend everyone!

Sasha Finds JLO, Miley, and Blake steeze in LifeStyle

Ew. F-ck. I’d rather just have sex with myself than swing with these two (Dlisted)

Rihanna in a pink wig (The Superficial)

A lot of people showed up for Barbara Walters’s retirement party (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch and flowers (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Lawrence’s chin hair looks better than John Travolta’s (Pop Sugar)

Nina Dobrev lightened her hair (Too Fab)

Does Justin Theroux hate Jennifer Aniston’s writing? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

God I hate this dress on Elizabeth Hurley (Hollywood Tuna)

Tyra Banks’s new docu-series (Towleroad)

Elle Fanning was all pink for Letterman (Go Fug Yourself)

How To Train Your Dragon Love Actually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 20:15:20 May 16, 2014 20:15:20
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Cate Blanchett in Givenchy. And only Cate Blanchett can manage to not look stupid standing next to a plastic dragon on the carpet in Cannes tonight.  You know who else caught my eye though? Mia from Love Actually, Heike Makatsch. Seriously, I was juuuuust looking at photos of her in the agency database when Dylan messaged me from Cannes. Full Story

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Arcade Fire & Andrew Garfield: We Exist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 19:34:27 May 16, 2014 19:34:27

The video for Arcade Fire’s We Exist has now been released starring Andrew Garfield in what may be one of the finest performances of his career. To me, it’s what he’s saying to me as he’s dancing. Dancing by himself. Like totally …abandoned. Completely unselfconsciously. Full Story

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No boos at the photo call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 17:34:28 May 16, 2014 17:34:28
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Ryan Reynolds, Scott Speedman, Rosario Dawson, and Mireille Enos joined director Atom Egoyan at the photo call for their film The Captive today in Cannes. They all look great. Unfortunately the film…was not well received. Grace Of Monaco was already a bust at the festival and it looks like The Captive is getting similar reviews. Full Story

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Charlize Theron’s plus one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 15:57:31 May 16, 2014 15:57:31

These two. Charlize Theron showed up to the premiere of A Million Ways To Die In The West hand in hand with her boyfriend Sean Penn last night. Her boyfriend Sean Penn. Hand in hand. Smiling at each other. And he’s SMILING at her. And the cameras too. And looking up at her adoringly. And no one got hurt. Full Story

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Cate and Jon Snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 15:33:27 May 16, 2014 15:33:27
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Cate Blanchett was in Cannes last night for Chopard. She presented the Chopard trophy to two young actors,  Adele Exarchopoulos and Logan Lerman. Today she was back on the Croisette at the photo call for How To Train Your Dragon 2. Some of my favourites were there with her: Djimon Hounsou, America Ferrera, and Jay Baruchel, representing the strong Canadian presence at the festival this year. Full Story

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Conscious Uncoupling Cohabitation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2014 15:01:26 May 16, 2014 15:01:26
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TMZ reported yesterday that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are technically still living together. Earlier I posted an article about G and Cameron Diaz being at a party for their friend’s book launch. Deb just sent me a note to say that Chris was actually there too. Full Story

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