The Masters Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 14:50:33 August 28, 2014 14:50:33
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 13:55:54 August 28, 2014 13:55:54
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Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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August 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2014 13:39:12 August 28, 2014 13:39:12

Lori! There’s a gossip community thinking of you, supporting you, believing in you. And Oscar is your best warrior. So stay strong. Here’s one of my favourite Will Smith scenes of all time. I want this to be you.  Full Story

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I heard a song on the radio on the way to work this morning and it made me want to watch the video as soon as I came into the office. Remember Paula Abdul’s Rush Rush with Keanu Reeves as James Dean? The song is still super corny, almost sickly.  Read Full Intro

Flashback from the Bronx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 21:15:10 August 27, 2014 21:15:10
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Ben Affleck was papped on his way to a meeting today. These photos gave me a flashback. It’s the way his hair is combed. And the white t-shirt. Do you know what I’m thinking about? I’ll give you a minute and in that time I’ll talk about how he’s so big right now, for Batfleck, in the chest etc, that he’s arms don’t touch his body. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson is in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 20:56:45 August 27, 2014 20:56:45
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I received an email today from someone called Christie who read the aforementioned Vanity Fair France piece about Kristen Stewart and because the article did not specify in bold all caps that Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken up, Christie took this to mean that…maybe…there’s still hope. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: out of the building

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 20:05:36 August 27, 2014 20:05:36

This is Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair France. Love the way they’ve styled her, particularly the first shot attached, slouching down against the wall, sweater falling off her shoulder, one leg tucked underneath her, the other jutting out seductively. “Seductive” is not an adjective often associated with Stewart…and yet here, in this pose, she wears it well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 19:42:20 August 27, 2014 19:42:20

Really? Is the end of Chelsea Handler that big of a deal? (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston should talk like this more often (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s new job is dating a rich guy (The Superficial)

The new improved skeeze-free Paula Patton (Cele|bitchy)

WHYYYY would she be on Good Morning America??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Idris Elba didn’t want to scare the world with his dick (Pop Sugar)

Usher dances in the club and Nicki couldn’t come to set that day? (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth with wings (Hollywood PQ)

Several names are missing from this list: Charlize Theron, Tommy Lee Jones, Reese Witherspoon (Romance Beat)

As IF the Olsens are going to show up for this (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
 

Break time with Amal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 18:49:52 August 27, 2014 18:49:52
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I posted photos of George Clooney shooting a new Nespresso ad in Italy earlier – click here for a refresher. These are new shots from the same set…except that Amal Alamuddin came to visit. And George put his arm around her and they kissed. Full Story

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Justin Theroux: parties and penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 18:14:32 August 27, 2014 18:14:32
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You know what I’ve been talking about a lot the last couple of days? Justin Theroux’s penis. My friend N brought it up first after watching The Leftovers. He runs in every episode. And when he’s running, it’s right there. Like, right there. I swear we’re not being pervs about it. Full Story

The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2014 16:30:30 August 27, 2014 16:30:30
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

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