You’re Fired.

Duana Posted by Duana at November 14, 2014 15:04:08 November 14, 2014 15:04:08

How To Get Away With Murder Season 1 Episode 8 recap PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, ANNALISE. Like seriously now. How many episodes where she’s in a peignoir? I thought that everyone on TV acknowledges that T-shirts and assorted pajama parts are the TV woman’s sleep outfit of choice? And does she not own a robe or some sort of other garment that might at least nod to the guise of professionalism? Or maybe she’s not successful, so therefore she’s got no money to rent offices where people don’t see that she favours magenta sateen nightgowns? Also, can you believe I had a professional obligation to use the word ‘nightgown’? Also, no party sequence. Full Story

Robert Pattinson’s patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2014 14:49:36 November 14, 2014 14:49:36
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Tibrina Hobson/ Getty

Robert Pattinson gave us a good look at his haircut last night at the GOGO Gala in Beverly Hills. He shaved too. And from the front, it’s not bad. That’s the best suit I’ve seen on him in a long time, no sign of any mothering hip action at all. He even seems young and more English again. Full Story

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Shiny Things

Duana Posted by Duana at November 14, 2014 14:31:52 November 14, 2014 14:31:52
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Scandal Season 4 Episode 8 recap Do you buy it? Because I do. I buy that everything Olivia Pope has accomplished has been with the guiding hand of her Daddy behind her. Some of the time, even most, she hasn’t needed it, like a parent who holds a cautious hand behind their child in case they fall on the stairs – but it’s been there the whole time. Full Story

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Finally. Jay. Finally I can picture Jay. It’s Thursday. I’m talking about Serial. I extended my commute into work this morning by an extra 15 minutes just to finish listening to Episode 8 because… What IS the deal with Jay??? I know nothing.  Read Full Intro

Prince Officer And A Gentleman…and an SMA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 21:43:51 November 13, 2014 21:43:51
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

He’s definitely a prince. And technically I think he’s Captain Wales, right? Is he a gentleman too? Well, I assume he knows his manners. There have, however, been times that he’s had lapses in propriety. But it’s been two years since Prince Harry’s last incident. And since then, sh-t, he’s been practically flawless. Full Story

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The Cambridges and 1D

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 21:07:53 November 13, 2014 21:07:53
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Samir Hussein/ Danny Martindale/ Getty, Keystone

Prince William and Catherine were at the Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium tonight. And One Direction was there. And they all met and shook hands. I’m delighted at Harry Styles’s wardrobe choice. An animal print leather jacket is exactly what a pop star should be wearing when they meet the future king of England. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 20:31:05 November 13, 2014 20:31:05

Sasha Finds high tops and clutches in LifeStyle

Mike Seavers puts women in their places, asshole (Dlisted

Unfollows aren’t permanent, just like breakups (Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch’s next award (Cele|bitchy

ESPN plagiarised Daniel Tosh (The Superficial

New shots of pregnant Mrs Timberlake (OK!

Channing Tatum can lie (Pop Sugar

Rumer Willis covers Taylor Swift and it sounds good (Too Fab)  

Why do you have to pour water on yourself when you’re already in the water? (Hollywood Tuna

Olivia Wilde in a black cutout dress (Popoholic

Not crazy about Elizabeth Banks’s red dress (Go Fug Yourself

Post-Baby BS

Maria Posted by Maria at November 13, 2014 20:09:10 November 13, 2014 20:09:10
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We spend a lot of time here discussing the hard sell of parenthood in the tabloids: baby bump speculation, the motherhood/fatherhood whitewash, selling photos, social media posts, even maternity clothing. There’s an argument to be made that Hollywood commodifies women’s bodies, and that attitude extends into the womb. Full Story

Matt & Ben cross swords

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 18:23:20 November 13, 2014 18:23:20
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Bauer, Splash

Not making that up. He said it. Matt Damon said it. I didn’t say it. On Monday I posted photos of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on the red carpet at the Project Greenlight event and I wrote in that article that I know you’re out there – the Matt+Ben Forever Fan Club. Click here Full Story

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Taylor Swift + Lorde vs Katy Perry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2014 17:30:33 November 13, 2014 17:30:33
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You know the bad blood between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, right? Taylor even wrote a song about it. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, but some Girl Sh-t is embarrassing…because, God, this is over John Mayer. What a waste. Katy is now dating Diplo. And yesterday, Diplo, seemingly out of nowhere, tweeted this:   Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV Full Story