Thursday, July 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s Tom Cruise’s 52nd birthday today.

The perfect gift? Some better sweaters.

He might say: girlfriend?

We actually just passed the two year anniversary of Katie Holmes's Great Escape last Sunday, June 29. That's how long it's been since he's been in a relationship. It’s actually been a while since he’s been on a movie set too. Edge Of Tomorrow was shot last year. Mission Impossible 5 is supposed to be his next project with the movie scheduled to open December 2015 so, presumably, he’ll have to start work on that soon. Still, he’s had several months of downtime. And, as we’ve seen, Cruise goes deep underground during downtime. He can disappear when he wants to. Is that when he’s spending time with Suri? Or, given that he’s been accused of neglecting her, do you think we would have heard about that if he was?

Here’s Tom last week in Tokyo showing off his cling-top.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Long enough for a ponytail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 20:12:53 July 3, 2014 20:12:53
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FameFlynet, Dave Spencer/ Splash

Anne Hathaway stepped out in New York today with her husband, half her hair scraped back in a half ponytail. It’s long enough now. She’s been wearing a long hair wig on the set of The Intern. I totally forgot what her face looks like when it’s being framed. So different. And younger I think? She can do both, easily. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain’s award season Eleanor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 19:59:05 July 3, 2014 19:59:05
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Check out Jessica Chastain in New York yesterday. I’ve been waiting for some new photos to write about The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby trailer that was released earlier this week. As you know, the film started out as two versions – Her and Him – about a relationship told from both perspectives. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 18:44:19 July 3, 2014 18:44:19

Sasha Finds Jessica Alba’s outfit in LifeStyle

Girl Sh-t! Extra extra! (Dlisted)

Drama on the set of Glee (Just Jared)

Helen Mirren reduces makeup (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are hanging out (The Superficial)

Can Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones stay together? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Super cute! (Pop Sugar)

Henry Cavill is back as Superman (Too Fab)

Rita Ora’s braids (Hollywood Tuna)

I like the colour of Taylor Swift’s skirt (Popoholic)

I’m into this look. Is that a problem? (Go Fug Yourself)

Idris Elba: Slytherin House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 17:03:58 July 3, 2014 17:03:58
Photos:
Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Nelson Mandela would have been in Gryffindor, for sure. But Luther? Luther is TOTALLY Slytherin. Like me! Check out Idris Elba wearing Slytherin colours at Leavesden Studios the other day with his daughter. His daughter Isan is Hufflepuff. You know who’s Hufflepuff? Duana. It’s one of the great frustrations of her life. Full Story

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Deciphering Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 15:54:47 July 3, 2014 15:54:47

Everyone was talking yesterday about how Beyonce changed the lyrics to Resentment during her On The Run tour performances and whether or not she’s pissed at Jay Z for allegedly cheating on her – click here for a refresher. Then they were in the Hamptons together seeming to be fine. Full Story

Amal and George: family time in Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 15:27:15 July 3, 2014 15:27:15
Photos:
Keystone

Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney were photographed after dinner in Lake Como last night with his parents. I think they’ve been there at least a week. Her ma was there late last month too. And they keep saying that Como is where they’re getting married. So are they all coming back in September to make it official? Or do they just stay there the whole time to make it an extra, extra long summer holiday? I feel like that might be exhausting. Full Story

Lea Michele presents her new boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 14:36:22 July 3, 2014 14:36:22
Photos:
Christopher Polk/ Getty

Lea Michele’s been getting papped a lot. Yesterday she went out for a hike with friends and at least 3 pap agencies were around to take pictures. I’m not posting those. You can see those shots everywhere online. These shots, however, are exclusive. To Getty. Very celebrity friendly. Full Story

The future king is a mouth-breather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 13:46:41 July 3, 2014 13:46:41
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Wenn, Chris Watt/ Getty

A new portrait of Prince William was revealed yesterday by artist Dan Llywelyn Hall who, I’m sure, is a lovely person. But…um… I have so many questions. Why does he have a sunburn? Why is he using concealer? Why is there a creepy ass ghost lingering by his left hear? WHY IS HE A MOUTH-BREATHER? Here’s Will, will his mouth closed, today in Edinburgh with his grandparents and his aunt at the Thistle Service at St Giles Cathedral. Full Story

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OH MY GOD, Charlie Hunnam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 13:24:51 July 3, 2014 13:24:51

I wasn’t disappointed when Charlie Hunnam dropped out of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Didn’t think he needed that sh-t for his career. But now… Now, having seen him in the new ad for Calvin Klein Reveal, I wonder if I don’t need more Charlie Hunnam sex scenes in my life. Like proper sex scenes, several minutes long. Full Story

July 3, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2014 13:14:37 July 3, 2014 13:14:37

Sally! Happy Belated Birthday from Gab! I’m sorry I missed you in Banff…but you’re moving here now, right? We’ll have dinner soon? To Louise from Suz, your bus stop friend in Dublin – Happy Publication Day! Congratulations on your book Only Ever Yours Full Story