Oscar jockeying: Patricia Arquette edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2014 15:34:22 September 18, 2014 15:34:22
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Have you seen Boyhood yet? One of the best films of the year, if not THE best film of the year. And Patricia Arquette gives an incredible performance. Joanna sent this article to me today - even though Arquette’s role in Boyhood is a lead, IFC Films will be submitting her for Oscar consideration in the Best Supporting Actress category instead. Full Story

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Harry & Cressida together again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2014 14:21:01 September 18, 2014 14:21:01
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UK papers are speculating that Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas might be dating again after they were seen at a movie theatre together on Tuesday night. It was Sex Tape, starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. British gossips are making it a thing about their choice in movie but that movie isn’t so much of a f-ck film as it is a (stupid) comedy. Full Story

September 18, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2014 13:36:14 September 18, 2014 13:36:14
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Saraah! Happy Birthday! Was lovely meeting you in San Francisco earlier this year. As for Duana and the baby name, like I told you then, Little M (SO CUTE) has always been one of her favourites. She’s always trying to push it on people. But maybe now I should tell her to stop so that no one jacks it from you? Matt asked me to include photos of “nice celebrities as opposed to asshole celebrities" for you. Full Story

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Jacek and I are obsessed with The Amazing Race Canada. And very disappointed that Sukhi and Jinder were eliminated last night.

But we also happen to be heading to Halifax tomorrow night for the weekend. So the Bay of Fundy and Peggy’s Cove are going to happen for us on Friday and Saturday. Road trip! You see this lighthouse? That’s where I’m going to make Jacek take his first selfie. Remember that scene in Mermaids where Winona Ryder loses her virginity to Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles? This is how I always pictured it.

We could get arrested for that.

It would be worth it.

Anyway, if you’re in Halifax on Sunday, come to Word On The Street!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

Posh at the cash register

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 20:18:12 September 17, 2014 20:18:12
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I still can’t find an official opening date for Victoria Beckham’s flagship store on Dover Street. They said she was hoping to launch during London Fashion Week. So… any day now. But not tonight. Tonight she was photographed leaving the shoppe after inspecting work progress.  Will there be a party? Who’s on the guest list for the party? Is Anna Wintour coming to her party? She better have a party. Full Story

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An Alamuddin wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 19:29:05 September 17, 2014 19:29:05
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I feel like I know more about this wedding than the Kanye West wedding. That said, you know who would agree with making the wedding as big of a f-cking deal as possible and broadcasting it far and wide? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. It’s a celebration. You don’t hide a celebration in a corner. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 18:42:39 September 17, 2014 18:42:39

Beyonce does not have the greatest living photoshopper on staff (Dlisted

Emma Stone in the rain (Just Jared

Oh look. Lindsay Lohan lied again (The Superficial

Serenity is having a sad pregnancy? (Cele|bitchy)  

What is the point of yanking on the underwear (Hollywood Tuna)  

Who would actually think Reese Witherspoon would be their friend? (Pop Sugar)  

Joe Meatball is lifting weights. Or auditioning. (Hollywood PQ)  

Lauren Conrad's wedding photo (Hollywood PQ)  

This friendship actually makes sense (Romance Beat

Camilla isn't taking Kate seriously (Celeb Dirty Laundry)  
 

The monogrammed cape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 18:07:20 September 17, 2014 18:07:20
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Ordinarily this kind of post would be on the LifeStyle page. But I'm so hard for this cape I need to blast it out. And my entire week might have to be re-organised so I can prioritise making this happen in my life. Check out this beautiful thing. This beautiful, beautiful, beautiful thing. Full Story

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How do you sit? Part 2863588

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2014 17:34:50 September 17, 2014 17:34:50
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Jennifer Lopez stepped out in a great dress today. JLO legs. JLO everything. But she must never need to sit down. How do you sit? I work on a tv show and we are constantly crotch-testing our shots on camera. And we aren't wearing sh-t that grazes our ass cheeks. I'm going knee-length today and I'm still paranoid about a pussy flash. Full Story

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