Promoting the Greatest Canadian Love Story

October 16, 2013 15:04:17 Posted at October 16, 2013 15:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We have so much to be proud of here in Canada. Earlier this year, Chris Hadfield was a maple leaf badass up in space. Last week, one of our most treasured writers, Alice Munro, won the Nobel Prize in Literature. And now… Now Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, newlyweds, are promoting their new single/her new album/their relationship/I’m not sure. Full Story

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Celebrity or Tabloid?

October 16, 2013 14:22:11 Posted at October 16, 2013 14:22:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the one hand, IN TOUCH Weekly is pretty unreliable. On the other hand, well, celebrities aren’t exactly honest all the time. IN TOUCH reported yesterday that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are secretly dating. Jamie denied it on Entertainment Tonight: "[The rumors] are 100 percent not true. Full Story

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Paul Rudd could be a superhero

October 16, 2013 13:51:24 Posted at October 16, 2013 13:51:24
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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And I would be totally fine with that. Wouldn’t you? Variety is exclusively reporting that Rudd, along with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, is a finalist for Ant-Man, which will follow The Avengers: Age of Ultron in 2015. But this is a Marvel movie, and worse, it’s directed by fanboy favorite Edgar Wright—a filmmaker who hasn’t tapped commercial success in the US yet but who is crazy talented and a magnet for casting rumors thanks to the number and quality of actors who want to work with him—so this a superstorm of superhero bullsh*t. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender’s Oscar nonchalance

October 16, 2013 13:19:41 Posted at October 16, 2013 13:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not as hype on Michael Fassbender as the rest of you are. Which is why, to me, the best part of his GQ interview is that James McAvoy is in it. McAvoy is there because Fassbender is late and the two of them are supposed to, along with the journalist, speed around a track in a fast car for kicks. Full Story

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Katie and Jamie violate the code?

October 15, 2013 20:01:53 Posted at October 15, 2013 20:01:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are supposedly dating. The Source for this story is IN TOUCH Weekly, so make the sound of a broken horn. The magazine claims that the two are all “Mission: Impossible” about their relationship. In my experience legit sources don’t speak like that, but whatever. Full Story

JLO trying to break up with Slum Bear?

October 15, 2013 18:51:52 Posted at October 15, 2013 18:51:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Radar reports that JLO has been wanting to get rid of her Slum Lover Casper Smart but feels awkward about it because he’s so close to her kids. GossipCop has already sh-t on the story saying it’s not true. Obviously. Because: 1.Radar’s reporting is often suspect 2. Full Story

Belly Cupping: Kate Winslet edition

October 15, 2013 18:45:35 Posted at October 15, 2013 18:45:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while since I pissed you off with my belly cupping hate. So, since Thanksgiving is over, let’s pick up where we left off: Me hating the belly cupping posing and you not hating it... Here we have Kate Winslet at the premiere of Labour Day in London cupping her belly all over the carpet. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 15, 2013 18:31:01 Posted at October 15, 2013 18:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I still don’t think this is as bad as Ebola Hilton’s song (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber is still sucker punching people (The Superficial)

To me, this is WAY more embarrassing than anything Miley Cyrus has done (FishWrapper)

Naomi Watts’s wet hair (Cele|bitchy)

James Franco watches The Voice so I guess it’s Art (Just Jared)

I like those black and white lace-up booties (Hollywood Tuna)

Something tells me Rihanna’s now watching this show (Reality Tea)

Jessie Spano showed up on Dancing With The Stars (Pop Sugar)

Do you think they totally plan their outfits to go to the pumpkin patch? (Popoholic)

Mega Bitch Face from Natalie Portman, non? (Go Fug Yourself)

Leo’s next ex

October 15, 2013 16:50:49 Posted at October 15, 2013 16:50:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leonardo DiCaprio spent the summer with model Toni Garrn, now 21. Garrn, being of the social media generation, was surrounded by people who kept posting pictures of her at his place/on holiday with him etc. Click here for a refresher. Apparently they’ve now broken up? This is the assumption because another model from Brazil, Kat Torres, is confirming that she and Leo are together now, although that could just be his arrangement. Full Story

Martha Stewart to Gwyneth: stay in your lane

October 15, 2013 15:33:32 Posted at October 15, 2013 15:33:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Those are not the words she’s saying, Martha Stewart. In fact, the words that are coming out of her mouth, if you saw them in print, would seem supportive. Read these words without the tone… “I haven’t eaten at Gwyneth’s house and I’ve never seen how she lives. Full Story