Emma Watson’s long black dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 16:27:07 March 14, 2014 16:27:07
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Wow. Emma Watson looked spectacular last night at the Berlin premiere of Noah. It’s just a black dress with an interesting back. It’s not the greatest black dress I’ve ever seen. And from certain angles, the material seems kinda prommy. But none of that matters because of the styling. Full Story

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Rihanna & Drake week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 15:45:56 March 14, 2014 15:45:56
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It’s been a good week. I’ve written by Rihanna + Drake all week. How could it not be a GREAT week? She’s with him on tour. They’re inseparable. They’re holding hands. They’re staying out late. They’re sleeping in. Full Story

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Royal Girl Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 15:21:39 March 14, 2014 15:21:39
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There’s a story that showed up on US Weekly about how Princess Catherine is dealing with Hot Harry’s reportedly imminent engagement. According to a royal biographer: "Kate and Cressida aren't a natural fit, left to their own devices. Full Story

Two Men. One Gun.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 14, 2014 15:07:21 March 14, 2014 15:07:21

Scandal Season 3 Episode 12 recap I mean, I know what I think – or who I think, and it makes me sad. But something is happening to all these people, so that’s good, at least. It’s not that it’s been slow, exactly, just that the same patterns have been happening over and over again. Full Story

What about Hawkeye?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 13:42:59 March 14, 2014 13:42:59
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Every time there's a Marvel movie coming out, they always trot out a different character or characters from the franchise to make it all happy family. I feel like Jeremy Renner shows up a lot for the others - Iron Man, Thor, Cap... But what about Hawkeye? Hawkeye is probably the weakest one, right? There was some speculation that Renner wasn't happy about Hawkeye's role in the Avengers. Full Story

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Scarlett with child, Scarlett with ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 13:09:52 March 14, 2014 13:09:52
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The Hollywood premiere for Captain America: The Winter Soldier happened last night. It’s the first time Scarlett Johansson has appeared on a red carpet since news broke of her pregnancy. And even though I’m no expert at pregnancy, even I can tell she’s pregnant. Not by the bump, by further up. Full Story

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March 14, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2014 12:42:39 March 14, 2014 12:42:39

Taylor! Happy 26th Birthday…on Logan Echolls Day, as you call it. Vintage LoVe, as you requested, is below. As for that nuzzle...OK, but is it enough to forget that his god is Xenu? And for Ann who’s moving back to Belgium from Marieke who will miss you. But you’ll always have Sherlock, right? Full Story

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Things I keep thinking about but don’t understand...

1. Where is the plane!?!?

2. What kind of apps is Shaq buying for $1000 a week?

3. Why do people keep talking about The Bachelor?

4. How did Lupita Nyong’o lose out on a role to Rooney Mara?

5. Where is the plane??? Why can’t anybody agree on any information? It’s like INTOUCH Weekly and LIFE&STYLE have taken over the reporting for this entire story. WTF?!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 21:32:38 March 13, 2014 21:32:38

Sorry today about the site. We’ve having some formatting issues and it’s f-cking up my sh-t. Jacek is working on it and we hope to be back up by tonight. Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience.

Cameron Diaz is sorry but not really sorry that she didn’t freeze her face (Dlisted)

Rihanna and Drake also went to the gym. OMG now I’m afraid she’s going to get bored (Just Jared)

Is Lady Gaga getting sketchy with her foundation? (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus’s most controversial body part keeps generating controversy (Jezebel)

OH! Mini pompoms on strappy heels (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch photobombs U2! (Cele|bitchy)

Photo Assumption Kat Dennings’s expression standing next to Lindsay Lohan (Too Fab)

JLO in a high pony and hot pink (Hollywood Tuna)

Good gym gear on Vanessa Hudgens (Popoholic)

This coat looks great on Jessie J (Go Fug Yourself)

Lupita & K’naan: since September

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 21:16:51 March 13, 2014 21:16:51

Lupita Nyong’o is dating K’naan. And according to US Weekly they’ve been together since September. The magazine also reports that the two are based in New York. But even though it’s been over 6 months, she apparently hasn’t met his children, supposedly because they’re “taking things slow”. Full Story

SJP’s house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2014 16:51:54 March 13, 2014 16:51:54
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Sarah Jessica Parker let VOGUE.com into her house to answer 73 questions. Before we begin, please know that I don’t notice home sh-t. It’s never my focus. I’ve never watched a home improvement show. I don’t buy home design magazines. But I understand that it’s a huge industry and that people get really into it so by all means, please let me know your thoughts on her couch and her paint colour and what you think of her lighting. Full Story

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