Jake & Alyssa: a new summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 14:57:25 May 8, 2014 14:57:25
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Alyssa Miller looked so happy together last summer in New York. Something happened when the weather turned cold. They split up for a while. And then around Valentine’s Day there were good signs that they were making it work again. Click here Full Story

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Reese’s elevator swears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 14:26:57 May 8, 2014 14:26:57
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Someone sent me a note the other day about Cara Delevingne’s Instagram. That it’s amazing. It really is. Cara’s motto is pretty much “f-ck it”. Literally, figuratively, all of it. And it hasn’t hurt her. She’s not Reese Witherspoon. She doesn’t have to have the MiniVan Majority onside. Full Story

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Chris Martin & Alexa Chung: a New York dinner?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 13:31:47 May 8, 2014 13:31:47
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Ahem. Before we begin, please be warned that I might get a little boasty. Sorry. So. Chris Martin and Coldplay are the musical guests on Saturday Night Live last weekend. He has trouble with the high notes. Alexa Chung attends the Costume Institute Gala on Monday night. She has trouble with the high fashion. Full Story

May 8, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2014 13:09:37 May 8, 2014 13:09:37

Myrna! Happy Birthday! I’ll never forget meeting you at Book Passage in San Francisco. You came from Austin! For you – Seth Meyers and Matt Damon. Also…Taylor Kitsch. Because the walls are thin but you know how to keep secrets, always the trademark of a great attorney and a great gossip. Full Story

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Did you notice how much better so many celebrities looked at the MET Gala AFTER the MET Gala? Best example: Kate Upton. Check her out in black and white – WITH A CAPE! – as she headed into the Boom Boom Room for the after-party.  Read Full Intro

Elizabeth Olsen palate cleanser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 20:37:01 May 7, 2014 20:37:01
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It was bad. It was really, really bad at the MET Gala. What Elizabeth Olsen wore at the MET Gala. That could easily have been Worst Dressed. Easily. I think maybe I found it more offensive than Katie Holmes and Kate Upton. Actually, yes. I’m ready to say that. It was. It was more objectionable and offensive than the Kates. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 19:15:53 May 7, 2014 19:15:53

Why the f-ck did Prince quit the swears? (Dlisted)

Jennifer Lawrence gets back to work on Mockingjay (Just Jared)

Jessica Alba is the purest, according to Jessica Alba (The Superficial)

Supermodels can put lipstick on while walking in heels (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston are Little Monsters? (Pop Sugar)

Dakota Johnson and Benedict Cumberbatch went to lunch (Cele|bitchy

You think Jon Hamm could do this? (Too Fab)

Roger Federer has another set of identical twins. Genetics porn! (Hollywood PQ)

The world’s tallest model is engaged to not a tall man (Romance Beat)

They’re trying to get Katy Cambridge pregnant again (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Scarjo bobbed in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 19:06:13 May 7, 2014 19:06:13
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Second year in a row that Scarlett Johansson skipped the MET Gala. I would have liked to see her there. I wonder if Ryan Reynolds would have showed up if she was. If she did go, chances are she would have been with Dolce&Gabbana. You know who wore Dolce&Gabbana this year? Kate Upton. Full Story

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GOOP > MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 17:20:50 May 7, 2014 17:20:50
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It was confirmed a few days before the MET Gala that Gwyneth Paltrow would not be attending. She had a sh-tty time last year and she’s had a sh-tty personal time lately and, also, the GOOP pop-up shoppe is happening at the Brentwood Country Mart this week. The Brentwood Country Mart is also where she was papped with her kids last week. Full Story

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Julia Roberts: on swearing and “sublime”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2014 16:04:32 May 7, 2014 16:04:32
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Julia Roberts is currently promoting HBO’s The Normal Heart. That means a lot of Julia being Julia. Which means Julia honking, Julia lecturing, Julia judging… Julia being Julia. Which is kinda like Mimi being Mimi. Except Mimi doesn’t call it anything other than what it is. Full Story

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